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r9k, I think I just dodged a fucking bullet 2017-05-04 08:47:23 Post No. 36776285
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r9k, I think I just dodged a fucking bullet
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2017-05-04 08:47:23
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>in senior year of high school
>not underage for this board
>attend an alternative school because the normie school drove me off and almost made me drop out
>school is small as fuck
>I'm talking like, 30 people attending the school tops
>everybody knows each other, so the environment is usually pretty chill
>I chat up this new girl
>used to be a cheerleader, then stopped and put on a bit of weight
>abs covered by a bit of fat
>hnnnnnnnnnnggg too thicc qt 3.14
>after chatting with her a bit, ask her for her number
>school day ends, so we start walking towards the main entrance
>"Sure, I'll give it to you tomorrow."
>Soundsgood.jpg
>Field trip I didn't want to go on was that day, and students who didn't go just sat and did worksheets all day
>nothanks.png
>stayed home the day she was going to give me her number
>go to school the day after
>business as usual
>see her in the hall and remember
>Hey, can you hit me up with that number?
>"Sure, I'll give it to you later"
>Looks like it isn't one of those ghostie from the roastie episodes
>pleasantlysurprised.avi
>day goes by, and the lunch period rolls around
>she walks over to me and hands me a piece of paper
>has her number on it
>Thanks. I'll text you later.
>day keeps going by
>have to do community service because muh creditz
>learn that another one of my mom's rabbits died
>get home and bury it
>break shovel in the process with what I can only assume was retard strength
>whatever.jpg, that's unrelated.
>finish burying rabbit, then come inside and change
>text girl
>Hey, it's Anon
>lightning fast response.
>like right after I hit the fucking send button this reply comes flying back at me
Hitting text limit, do you guys want me to continue?
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>>36776285
bumping myself like a faggot
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Wot was her reply?
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Holy shit OP do you go to the cottage school
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Bump jsjsjwwjixhxfufi
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Where do you go to school OP
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>>36776527
seems like nobody gives a shit about this story but you, anon, but that's okay. I'll finish it anyway.
>"What's up?"
Yeah, shitty cliffhanger for no reason, but it gets better
>Nothing much, had to bury my mom's rabbit.
>"Oh? Sorry to hear that lmao."
>"Wait, Anon who?"
>becoming suspicious
>this school is tiny as fuck, and im the only person in it with my first name
>Anon Anonson. From school.
>"Ah, yes, well this is actually her boyfriends number."
>youfuckingwhat.jpg>
>I've heard of roasties giving people ghosties with a random number
>I've heard of roasties having boyfriends, duh no shit
>but roasties giving the ghosties with their boyfriends number, I have not heard of
>first thought that comes to my head after what the fuck is why
>what did she mean by this?
>I soon get my answer
>"Um, she wanted me to inform you she isn't interested. We can be friends tho."
>Oh at least he isn't a dick. Maybe he'll end up being a cool guy.
>It's all good. What's your name?
>"That's irrelevant, and I was joking as well. Have a nice day Anon."
>youfuckingwhat.webmx5000000
>almost the quickest I've ever changed my opinion about somebody
>from chill to fucking zil in like 4 seconds flat
>not only does his roastie girlfriend give me the ghostie
>not only does she ghostie me her boyfriends number
>not only does her boyfriend end up having to tell me she isn't interested
>but then he ends up being a prick
>rude as fuck since I introduced myself already.
>but then, I calm down
>I realize...
>What if she and I actually hooked up?
>If she denotes her prick of a boyfriend to tell people she isn't interested, chances are she's just another topsy toasty cheaty roastie
>that shit could have pretty much only ended poorly
>not even considering how some of the only people I can't stand are people who are cowardly and can't speak their minds
>so tell me, r9k, did I truly dodge a bullet?
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>>36777060
You're a normalfag, get out.
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>>36777060
Bad
Orglimisario
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>>36777060
You're retarded dude, it wasn't her boyfriend, it was her, she wanted you to fuck off. Take a hint
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>>36776285
i can already tell, she wants you, dude.
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