What does pucci taste like?

As a bag of coins

>>36773710
Take a raw avocado and cut it in two then take out the huge nut. Each half will resemble the same shape as a typical vagina, it taste similar too.

>>36773710
always the same :

>piss

>period blood

>sweat

>shit

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>>36773740
not true

t virgin

just lots of sweat,

>>36773710
>>36773857
I think the butthole looks cuter, does that make me gay?

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>>36773819
that sounds very nice. if m'lady do so oblige.

>>36773710
i would suppose it tastes like the place where pee and other disgusting things comes out of a woman, mixed with sweat and a bit of ass stank

>>36773710
It tastes like salty fish.

>>36773710
It sometimes will taste a tiny bit sour, sometimes nothing, sometimes chili, but not bad chili, good chili.

I honestly think girls have different tasting vaginas. The best one I've eaten is the chili one, it's subtle and tasty.

I've also eaten fucking disgusting pussy that smells like fish and they had long curly ass hair. The sole of a foot would taste better.

>>36773710
Pucci tastes like salt and boogers originally

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>36773939

T. Marko that plies stacies with cheap gifs.

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>>36773938
Yes, yes it does, oregoni

slightly like vinegar and not much else if it's clean

>>36773710
A particularly salty bag of milk and coins

>>36773710
Sometimes sweet like fruit. Sometimes a salty sour taste. Depends on the girls hygeine and diet

This is my favorite pose.

>>36773710
Like sweat and gefilte fish

>tfw miss a shower and my balls smell like sweet-tarts
I'll be a virgin forever...

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>>36774600
What kind of fruit?

>>36773710
>What does pucci taste like?
I don't know. The only thing going in my mouth is the word of god.

Is it beta to go down on her first?

I only ever had it once but it reminded me of how my own cum tastes. I guess it makes sense seeing as they're both human genitals. The shape may be different but why would the taste be any different?

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>>36774679
Maybe Chad creamed her before you succed her pucci?

Why won't you hire a hooker and try it out yourself? It's so easy.

>>36774643
Then why are earth on you on 4Chan?

>>36774706
She said she was lez but wanted to try something with a guy friend(me). I thought it might be a chance to lose my virginity but she wanted to start slow with something she was used to before working up to a dick. She said it was good but never offered again so I assume she stayed gay.

>>36774648
It is beta to even think about this shit.
If you want to go down on her, do it. If not, don't.

>>36774734
I was gonna make a Christian general thread and saw that post thought I should mak this joke

Also, implying anyone on 4chan has tasted pucci

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Alright serious question now - is it common to go down on a girl you don't know that well? Like if you've been dating for a week or two?

>>36774627
Usually something similar to their favorite fruit or body scrub. My experience was pineapples and strawberries, respectively.

>>36774805
Completely normal. I've eaten out girls the first time I've met them and dated them for years.

Though one girl I dated wanted to stop because she felt like it was too easy. She was also a lesbian before me so she was probably uncomfortable.

>>36774853
>too easy
for whom? for you to eat her out or for her to be eaten out? Anyways, both of those are bullshit moralist reasons. Would not date.

>>36774805
Hell man it's common for people to do that kind of shit within hours of matching on Tinder. There's no real timeframe for sexual contact anymore. If you're jonesin for some puss eat that shit like a starving Ethiopian. 69 that shit and get yours too

>>36774901
For me to eat her out, honestly I'm still confused by her intentions. We never really talked about it. I'm still dating her 2 years later.

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>>36774902
>>36774853
What if I don't want to eat pussy? Is it expected of me to eat her out like I'd expect her to give me a blowjob?

>>36774948
>anon i expect you to eat my pussy
>no i dont suck dick

>>36774218

>Women pee from their vaginas

We all know r9k is the virgin board you don't have to do this.

>>36774948
Kind of, it depends on the girl. Shy girls will go down on you first and if you don't return they will feel bad but won't make a big deal out of it. You just gotta make it up to them later. That's how it works in my relationships whenever there's uneven loving. You just gotta make her cum like crazy the next time.

>tfw had a girlfriend once
>tfw eating her out made me more exited than fucking her
>tfw it's been 4 years since we broke up and I never dated a woman again

I miss it so badly. That smell, the moans, the way she shivers at the spin of your tongue... trully the greatest feel.

>>36775027
they pee from their vulva, which is the part that get's eaten out - not the vagina.

We all know r9k is the virgin board you don't have to do this.

>>36775027
i didnt say that, i just said that the peehole sits very close to the vagina, and its not unlikely a little bit of tasty bbq sauce will dripple into the sweet sweet roast

>>36774948
Most girls don't expect you to reciprocate if you know how to work your magic. Usually I'd just kinda have them laying on their back and depending on my position I can do an over the chest mount or a from the side position. Just put your dick in their face and they'll usually start suckin if you warmed them up properly

nothing really, lick your hand. how did it taste? that's what it tastes like.

>>36773710
>>36773857
This girl is a fucking cow, disgusting.

>>36775458
shes fucking hot
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

if you arent a gay fag

>>36774627
She has a guys foot

>>36775118

>Women pee from their vulva

oh my god anon

>>36773710
l-like bags of sand

>>36773710
Exactly like shock tarts. Trust me, I am not a virgin.

I don't even want a gf anymore, I just want to eat pussy. Would I have any luck approaching random girls? Most guys wouldn't turn down a free blowjob even if the girl was ugly.

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>>36775535
yes, they do
What are you even disputing? That the parts that men mouths touch when eating out a girl have ever been touched by pee? Because that would be fucking retarded.
Or are you just sperging out for the heck of it?

>>36775589
>Most guys
that's the problem anon, girls don't work like this

do a couple of push-ups then lick your armpit
like that but way better,cant really explain it
inside feels like the underside of your tongue,in case you want to know

>>36775589

you have no idea what you're talking about...most guys I know aren't going to say yes to a random blowjob ESPECIALLY if she's ugly; but then again we have no problem getting girls to sleep with us.

I mean if she's offering you a free blowjob out of the fucking blue then I can't help but wonder how many other blowjobs she has given out on that particular day.

what does the mixture of girl feet and vagina smell like

>>36775934
Like heaven, Anon

Tastes like your mouth when it's really dry. That's why they say to lick your hand and wait three seconds and that's what it will smell like. Bearable, but not a great taste.

>>36773710
Like throat cancer unless she's a virgin desu.

Why are pussies so arousing?

Any of these pics where I can see some more buttpucci?

>>36773738
this answer is hilariously original and deserves many many (you)s.

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>>36776739
hows that?
original comment

What's with the roasties in this thread?

>>36776848
That's glorious, anon. I kind of have a fetish for buttholes

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>>36773710
lewd

original content

>>36776918
They're the best for eating. Innies are fun to look at, roasties are fun to play with.