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Milk Cat 31

>tfw deeply unhappy

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And they said not all heroes wear capes

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Posting Asian man meme.

OI OI LADSSS
>>>/bant/

>>>/bant/brit

>>36772339
It's beyond a joke. I just want to do *censored* stuff with a normal-looking, consenting fellow man. Why do I have to get grouped with mentally ill trannies/traps/whatever the fuck an A is and mudslimes. The sly cunts knew we had a good point and wanted their body mutilation slided in too.

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I did it laddies >>36746920

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Vote time lads.
This time on your official /britfeel/ meme.
All suggestions came from the last thread so some are bound to be missing. But this is by no means final vote on it. The meme may always change so future polls can include your favourites.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12894133

- PM Kev x

>>36772666
Still don't care, Satan

>>36772666

Since when was this /normiefeel/?

>>36772666
>underaged
>normie

>>36772666
Congrats lad, good luck in your exams and that but remember that just getting those offers is impressive and you should be proud of yourself

>>36772607
Yeah that was one of the first ones I watched.

I still don't think it was that obvious he was a nonce, aside from when he said he was feared by girls schools. Currently watching the Chris Eubank one and he comes across as more of a nonce.

I SAID I just ate GRILLED pork chops with PESTO grilled VEG

14th for sakulad being top britfeel cutie

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Got mummy I make me Nutella sandwiches :^)

>>36772713

You saying you've never worn jodhpurs and a monocle, lad?

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>>36772666
good luck in your studies m8

nice trips btw

>>36772670
>12894133
>dubbing his own poll.

Cheeky

>>36772666
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin some thinkin on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 40 grand on a fuckin education you could have got for a quid in late charges at the public library

>>36772738
sounds nice

oriori

>>36772768

Too right mate, university of life was all the education I needed. These softies with their degrees earning good money have probably never even set foot on a building site.

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Very very tasty :^)

>'If you don't want anything cooked you can just have Nutella sandwiches or cake'

Aw yiss. Still gonna have a pizza though

23rd for lenlad is the cutest

>>36772801
Far too much nutella
I like mine on toast though, or in a croissant if it's a saturday

>>36772583

Kettle chips are fucking expensive.

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All below is a moral zone.

Keep it clean lads.

>>36772583
I love bread but I find names like "Tiger Roll" and "Giraffe Bread" slightly offputting. Sounds like the sort of thing Indiana Jones would eat.

> almost 7

Tick tock heh....

At least it's nearly the weekend eh lads?

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>>36772855
so anime is still allowed?

>>36772862
Well what would you call it?

>>36772878
Anime is always allowed.

Anyone want to masturbate each other's penises while smoking marijuana?

>>36772855
Sounds like secret Sharia zone.

>>36772654
I'd like to post a new pic soon

>>36772896
As long as we chant no homo during

>>36772909
I've just eaten, don't make me spew paki

>>36772896
depends how feminine you are

not to fond of rubbing off some manly dick desu, only a cute little girly one

>>36772909
>soon
>3 weeks later and still nothing

>>36772917
'pologies, massa

>>36772942
Let's say 2 weeks from today

Need some hair loss from the last laser session

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The woman has legs that could rival the marvel of any sky scraper

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>>36772878
Unmarried sex isn't allow but waifus are
Post em

>>36772969
>has

Had anon, she dead

>>36772666
Excellent, lad, see you there.

Dont think I'm gonna go no gap, balls might explode, could die.

>>36772984
She's still alive in my heart cunt

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>>36772969
The guy from Crystal Maze has better legs.

>>36772801
do you want some bread with that nutella?

was thinking blm claim to have been kangs and shit from egypt, so are they basically admitting to slavery before why people even did shit?

>>36773059
white not why

>>36773059
Jews weren't slaves in Egypt, literally no proof of it

why does stephen king have such thin lips?
whats that all about?

>>36773078
building pyarmids for free then? very unjew like muslims would not agree

is wanting to go see a play gay, lads?
i just kind of want to know what its like, and to have the experience

>>36772930
It's a great big manly dick with a little goatee that sings bon jovi.

>>36773078
It's in the Bible you mong

>Inb4 fedoras

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Andrew 'zero votes' Prince hates being reminded about this.

>>36773096
White people with thin lips cannot be trusted in my experience

>>36773116
Bible also mentions talking snakes and that the human race originates from 2 people

>>36773078
>literally no proof of it
It's in the Quran, Moses is talked about endlessly you clueless paki
>Hasn't read it
>B-But Islam is pure and right

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>>36773163
It originated from one person, Adam, Eve comes from Adam.
Dumb paki muslim cunt.

>>36773117
>mfw he lost his deposit

proabably stole it to begin with

>>36773212
oh, pardon me for not being familiar with your fairy tale lore

>>36773117
Looking forward to the Punished Prince arc, might develop a character.

>>36773242
funny how you ignored >>36773192

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>>36773242
>fairy tale lore
Just like your gender you hairy smelly man with shit parents.

I followed the tranny after work for a bit, I thought it interesting she was on her phone so long
I didn't follow long before we had to go our separate ways

She wears a black leather trenchcoat

>tfw a middle class graduate
>tfw can't get a graduate job
>gonna have to go work on site where the lads will bully me for being posh and liking books.

Wew lad life is shite.

>>36772984
Black died at her holiday home near Estepona, Spain, on 1 August 2015, at the age of 72. A spokesperson for the High Court of Justice in Andalusia suggested that an accident may have been a contributing factor in Black's death. Following the results of a post-mortem examination, her sons confirmed that Black had died from a stroke following a fall in her Spanish villa. The ten-page pathologist's report confirmed that Black had suffered a subarachnoid haemorrhage after falling backwards and hitting her head, it was thought, on a terrace wall. It was believed she had not been found for at least four hours.

Holy fugg thats depressing

>>36773254
Disgusting how many pakis haven't read 10 pages of their 'holy book' yet will use it so they can rape and pillage.

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>>36773153
aye you got that right

>>36772662
You're mentally ill being gay so you have to be grouped with them. You chose this.

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>>36773267
fuck you, I want to die now

>>36773212
>>36773192
chill poley admited in thread ages ago he hasnt read the quran or bible. at the time he was trying to say the quran was pro tranny an anon that had read the bible and quran soon proved him wrong (well any lad with google can prove him wrong)

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What you schizoids are listening now?

Can you guys shut up? I'm trying to have a moment of peace and quiet.

Can't believe Christians actually still exist in the day and age

>>36773282
>old lady retires to Spain
>has a fall and dies

Not that depressing, and 4 hours is nothing

Will the checkout girl in Asda look at me weird if I bought some vaseline and a carrot?

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>>36773320
>Can't believe Christians actually still exist in the day and age

a very atheist attitude m'lady

can't stop thinking about her lads
someone come put me out of my misery

>>36773320
>>36773276
>Amir Hussien gets BTFO
>tries to ignore it
Reminder the prophet of Islam shagged 9 year olds. OG Rotherham.

>>36773327
If you go to the non self checkout, that's probably what you want her to do

>>36773358
Reminder middle aged pakis have had more PTP than you

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Britfeel is on a pink board, why is there never any britporn?

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>>36772583
If it's white it aint right edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36773279
sites are a laugh lad

>>36773373
still waiting poley>>36773192

unless your a bad muslim?
do I need to phone your local mosques and report your family for not making you read through the quran multiple times ?

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went up town today to talk to someone about volunteering at a charity shop (as something to put on my cv while i look for a real job), and i got talking to the girl behind the counter. i don't know whether she's just got a speech impediment or whether she's not all there, but damn if she wasn't cute. looking forward to working there. took her about five minutes to finish a single sentence though, so that might grow old quickly.

>>36773375

It would be all shemales knowing this lot

>>36773375
This is a good clean thread lad.
Are you not a regular?
Its often talked about, but we dont really want it here. It's just distracting.
There are perfectly good threads for that, elsewhere.

>>36773317
>swans
nice, supposed to be seeing them in two weeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
listening to this cheery number

Can't decide whether to write 'Xi Jinping' or a goldola on my ballot. Going to vote in about 15 minutes

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>>36773375
I occasionally post qt grills but not full on porn and not always british lasses

additionally poleaboo dislikes it as it triggers his dysphoria

>>36773420
holy fugg did he died?

>>36773373
Poley why would a progressive tranny take such delight in old pakis raping young little girls? The bond of Islam is a scary thing lads, they will turn on you.

>>36773375
wouldn't mind having sex with this girl, putting my willy inside her if you like

no I don't think I would mind that one bit actually

>>36773444
nah, he walked it off after 10 minutes

>>36773406
i think his family and the local mosques already know that the degenerate tranny poo fetishist is already a bad muslim

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>>36773451
If you ever find her, she might let you

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I would support a Goodfellas character who enjoyed garlic bread. Jus sayn

>>36773465
They don't know he's a tranny or gay. That stuff will get him quite the beating, Amer will probably get a hard on while his dad stamps on him.

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getting my first haircut in about 7-8 years soon... how do I make it not awkward, I have no idea how to talk to people

I just want some normal looking hair, but I feel like i'll end up with some chav shit if I don't speak up

social anxiety is the reason i've left it this long...

>>36773451
retarded
>>36773473
gay

>>36773465
then the whole local community of muslims are bad muslims they are not following the clear lessons from the quran and hadith and could be punished if we were under ISIS law

>>36773488
I know a white girl obsessed with garlic bread ffs

>>36773375
there are boards for that kind of thing. fuck off there.

>>36773509
or in a islamic country lad

>>36773502
How long? Mine reaches the bottom of my shoulder blades from about 2 and a half years of growth

>>36773509
it's not a law you dimwit.
there are literally schools of islamic jurisprudence and they differ and no one agrees about it, so who cares?

>Poleaboo seething at his savage paki beliefs being mocked
Oh dear lads I'm guessing it's time for round 2 of 'britfeelers' getting doxxed.

>>36773449
Poley has said he knows his dad rapes his mother but he doesnt go to the police or convince his mother to Scary indeed

>>36773531
I just buzz it myself usually after it gets to about 3-4 inches all around

>>36773531
thought you were talking bout your dong

>>36773543
God I'm thankful I wasn't born into one of their shithole countries.

>>36773543
seens as muslims kill other muslims being a different sect I'd say picking the right one is very important

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>>36772973

It's almost the weekend

And you know what that means

>>36773559
she doesnt want to report it
>>36773543
>>36773583

do not speak about things you dont know about cumskins

>>36773583
Islam, Koran and Hadith are not sects.
Muslims don't inherently belong to one sect or another, that's just an interpretation.

They are just people, trying to know God through their prophets. There is no innate "sect" or Islam.

>>36773612
IM NOT WHITE YOU IDIOT

How do I explain a 6 month unemployment gap?

Don't want to use the parent was ill thing or whatever.

>>36773616
Why do muslims commit terror attacks on and kill other muslims ?

>>36773562
Fair enough, make sure to find somewhere good though, last thing you want is a short back and snides

>>36773650
replace "Muslim" with "Human" and it'll make sense.

>>36773647
Traveling lad

>>36773647
Took time off while son was born, I had plenty in the bank from the last job I was on, one day I hope he does this line of work also etc etc

i want to be friends with ebinlad but im afraid he wont want to be one of my boyz

>>36773669
Why on earth would he do that? Only pakis are consistently causing terror attacks.

>>36773670
How would I explain away a 12 year unemployment gap?

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>>36772896
Anyone want to masturbate each other's penises
sur-
while smoking marijuana?

>>36773647

lol lad im busy thinking up an explanation for 3 and a half years

>>36773686
Truckboyz?
Think he drives a car

>>36773690
>>36773669
>>36773669
>>36773650
>>36773616
STOP talking about ISLAM as a non muslim

>>36773707
nah i just mean one of my mates lol. not the truck boyz

>>36773690
you can't seriously be that stupid

>>36773717
you really are that stupid

>>36773717
Stop typing in English as a non English person

>>36773531
>Mine reaches the bottom of my shoulder blades from about 2 and a half years of growth
Jealous

>>36773612
Correct actually, she's weak

>>36773631
Paki/chink scum

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>>36773717
Clear off, bloody Paki

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Does Cilla black not remind anyone else a bit of Ainsley?

Went for my first bike ride since last summer after rotting and wasting all over winter, im beyond fucked now, feel like i could sleep for a week and going to bed before 4 or 5am is a pretty scary thought for some reason

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>>36773686
flattered anon, what makes you want to become friends?

>>36773770
absolutely grimacing. couldn't you have chosen a more flattering picture? jfc

>>36773780
I went swimming first time in 6 months, a heavy duty unit entered the pool and really fucked my day up with the waves she created.

>>36773696
Secret mission to Mars

Will anyone let me fuck their mum pls

Would any Japanese lad let me fuck their mum please

>>36773696
holy fugg what have you been doing for 12 years? Say you were ill or had medical/psychological issues, but now you want to work for therapeutic/personal reasons

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>>36773806
>tfw no qt weeb poster bf

>>36773830
who cares?
nut in her and swim in it

>>36773870
yea, say this, it will guarantee you get the job

>>36773806
Post your bedroom wall pls anon

who else here completely /average/ in every single aspect?

think i might actually be a schizo lads
wrote down all my paranoias and potential hallucinations i've had in the past and it's quite the list
i'm derealized to an extreme i didn't think was possible, just looking mundane inanimate objects is enough to fill me with fear.
i can barely think to the point it's almost hard to see, this morning i managed forgot my wallet 3 times, which meant i missed my bus 3 times in a row despite standing in the bus stop for an hour.
kill me NOW

>>36773914
REEEE NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT GET OOUUUUTTT

>>36773806
you're a good fella, you face a lot of the same problems as me and i would like to help you out because i would like you to be happy

>>36773830

was she a 2 man job pal?

>>36773940
Post and I will evaluate you

Anyone else think Poleaboo deserves his shit life?

I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a loathsome cunt. I used to feel quite sorry for him but then I remembered that he's a shitty person and his problems are all his fault, for the most part.

My life isn't amazing or anything but I can't imagine what it would be like to be him.

>>36773965
Prob one for the darkies, she was a unit, and also very ugly. U know, the darkie standard!

>>36774001
I took sympathy on him but he really is a piece of work, I just don't care for him anymore.

>>36773876
i know
>>36773904
another time it makes me sad posting and looking at it
>>36773948
thanks, you too.

>>36773971
I don't think I can do that, i'm 90% sure one of my friends posts here and he'll know it's me
It's too embarrassing, it's not worth the risk

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>blocks your path

wat do lads?

>>36774047

ah well, so much for fap-free May

get it?

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>>36773940
getting into a manageable form is the first step in dealing with it.

Keep it up, don't be scared and try to resolve your issues.

I believe in you Anon-kun <3 :)

>>36774036
Pussy. What if this, what if that. I can evaluate you now, ANXIETY is ur problem. You are now cured.

>bought 10 ETC at 50 quid each
>now worth 90 quid each
>still going up
going to buy 10 more for 900 and hope it continues to rise

>>36774001
>>36774024
What makes me a bad person?

>>36774106
how rich are you to be able to afford that, m8?

The petro-dollar and fractional reserve banking system really mixes my marbles.

>>36774036
post first letter of friends name

>>36774136
I help anonymouse rich kids hack and they pay me - I don't even know how to hack I just google shit also do freelance web dev (again I just buy themes and edit them or use squarespace)

>>36774163
Can you take down corbyn and abbot for 10 gbp lad?

>>36774187

ill chuck a fiver and some change in too if its done

>>36774033
im reading a zen Buddhist book atm. i will be getting into meditation when i have learned more about it. if meditation help me, i will highly recommend that you check out the books i will have read.

we will make it lad and when we do the journey we have suffered through will give us much wisdom

>>36774187
>mfw I've doxxed a politician
What do you mean by take down cause I'm pretty good at doxxing but that's about it

>>36774142
How stupid do you think I am?

>>36774101
I hope you're right, but i'm far from cured
I am fucked lad, i barely know where i am and what i'm doing, i'm like 100 miles behind my eyes

>>36774118
It's because you think you are the victim and you aren't sorry for all the shit you've done.

If you admitted you made mistakes and you were sorry, then it would be one thing. But you aren't sorry in the slightest and you think you are being persecuted when you face the consequences for your actions.

>>36774224
Take your trip off, nobody cares who you are

>>36774033
>i want to be your friend
>thanks you too

ebin lad is cold

>>36774221
>How stupid do you think I am?
I think I'm your friend, name start with a J? or L?

Why is lego so expensive
It's 45 quid for an a-wing

>>36774244
You're paying for the Star Wars licence

>>36774224
i miss the memo here. what has this guy done? like, specifically.

>>36773420
Underrated post tbqh.

Fucking racist robot

>>36774268
Convicted stalker currently on bail for repeat offences

>>36774268
It's two tripfags having a sissy fit
Just ignore it.

Some of you remember how I was once urban exploring, and found 180,000 stored in a disused sewer. I took 4,000 as I didn't want to bring about any trouble be taking the lot, It would be impossible to gain much more without suspicion, and I didn't want organised criminals after me.

Out of financial desparation I went back, and the 176,000 is still there exactly as I left it, and I took another 2,000.

The only problem is they are all notes from 2006, and are no longer legal tender. The Bank of England will accept them, and some high street banks might, but it's going to be very akward explaining it.

>>36774224
oh, fuck off

The things I've done are so minor, an apology isn't necessary

I will testify until my dying breath that I am a victim

Are the Bourne films any good?

>>36774106
no , no , no
mined 1 ether about a year ago, sold it for 10 good boy points pounds and bought a pack of marlboro
fml

why do the kids in soaps never talk like real human children?

>>36774264
It's a miniscule set though. It's the same with other unlicensed sets too. They're either reasonable or extortionate

>>36772777
you used up the dub and trip 7 on the wrong reasons...

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>>36774205
yeah i'm gonna start reading this book that came today maybe. Got a dull headache though ofcourse so might not, thought about reading some meme book like aurelius meditations sometime but idk. probably never will.

don't know what wisdom i'll get apart from pessimism from this lifestyle

>>36774235
w-whats cold about that? I didn't mean it to be, I just really can't deal with the introduction phase of friendships even online. I've had to stop playing online games because its too awkward to blend into bigger guilds and communties on them

>>>/bant/

New board for Brits.

>>36774299
I thought you were banned from using the Internet so you had to refer to yourself in 3rd person because of the whole stalking manifesto thing?
What changed?

>>36774344

cant be arsed learning my way around a new board, does that one have a robot too though?

>>36774328
Because they are written by adults.

>>36774217
I don't endorse hacking but I would pay for decent stuff lad if u stumbled across it :-) ur up to 15gbp already, could be mega bucks (25gbp) if decent :-)

>>36774357
No robot but it has IDs and flags.

>>36774357
It's just yanks complaining from what I've seen

>>36774362
i want mummy May <3

>>36774221
Can you tell me if you smoke weed? Or abuse any legal or illegal drugs? Including booze. This can help me with my final diagnosis laddo

>>36774268
At university he was sharing a flat with a woman. He acted weird around the flat, so she didn't respond to his Facebook friend request.

This enraged him and he began to stalk her. In the end, she found hidden cameras that he'd placed in the bathroom. He took video footage of her shitting without her knowledge.

He was thrown out of university for this, but he kept contacting this woman, stalking her and terrifying her. She had to call the police multiple times.

He has been up in court three times for this, because he never learns his lesson. He has escaped jail and serious punishment, but he is currently on bail for a third offense.

He has dedicated the last three years of his life to stalking and harassing this woman, ruining his own life in the process. He comes from a twisted paki family where his father rapes his mother regularly, and he learned this way of life from his father.

You can see his fucked up mentality in this post:

>>36774299

Who's your British celebrity crush? (no anime)

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>>36774402
Can't beat a bit of Cilla

>>36774422
blind date a shit

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>>36774402
>big cummies for mummy

>>36774430
You'd need to be blind and deaf to have a crush on Cilla.

>>36774402
Nigel farage the one and only.

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>>36774422
beat me to it so I'll post an anime grill instead

>desperate for a shit
>go to the toilet
>nothing happens

fucking why

>>36774396
I'm literally going to sleep now but I just want to clear up few things

>she was a deceitful cow who didn't understand me or want to
>the Polish university dean was biased against me
>I never stalked anyone
>the police have their own vendetta against me
>I will win

>>36774422
I'd strap her to my head and wear her like a feedbag, honestly.

>>36774268
>>36774396

Even more disturbing is that Moni (i.e., Monica) was the girl's name. Soon he'll start constructing a woman suit.

>>36774477
I hate when that happens. It's like having a posh fart

>>36774480
>didn't stalk anyone
>literally filmed a woman showering and having a piss

>>36774327
>mfw still rising
>chance of partnership with tesla

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>>36774402
>smart
>pretty
>can bants

perfect woman

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>>36774480
but you don't deny putting a camera in the bathroom and recording her shitting? what the fuck is wrong with you, anon? you need to turn your life around, motherfucker. it's not too late for you. just give up this girl and go and try to make something of your life.

>>36774483
jesus fucking christ.

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>>36774483
lads,
>i need to return some videotapes

>>36774511

have to agree with this, but rather have her with longer hair, and a dark green dress while im fantasising

>>36774393
Used to smoke weed. A lot. Every day without fail since I was 15 for nearly 3 years. I stopped when I was 18. I can't smoke it anymore without getting extremely paranoid, anxious and my thoughts get loud and uncontrollable and it makes it feel like my heads going to burst. Not a pleasant feeling.

I drink alcohol, not heavily though, maybe 20 units per week.

>>36774480

>she was a deceitful cow who didn't understand me or want to

She was just a normal girl who wanted to keep the weirdo she was sharing a flat with at a distance. She was very wise - look at what kind of person you are. Can you really say she misjudged you?

>I never stalked anyone

Laughable.

>Everyone has a vendetta against me

No they don't. You've been let off lightly by the courts. People have gone to jail for the shit you have done. You are very lucky.

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>>36774511
She is absolutely perfect, lad

>>36774320
first three are decent enough, the third being the best. The Renner one was ok and the latest one was meh

Paper fivers expire tonight at midnight

>>36774480
sorry patrick bateman , would you like a stray cat

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you ever get so bored you just start browsing random craigslist ads, lads?
id never actually reply to one but its fun to see what kind of shit people in your area are up to

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>>36774511
>>36774548


Total qt

>mfw she is starting to wear the skimpy short summer dresses again

>>36774589

good, their value on e-bay will sky rocket very soon

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>>36774402
>no Hollow willowbooby yet

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You ever think it would be easier to forget all your disappointments and failures by ending your own life?

I think that sometimes. No more constantly fretting over missed opportunities, time wasted and all the things you're missing out on or which make you unhappy. Instead just a peaceful rest where you cease to exist entirely.

>>36774532
And that's everything u take in total? You don't take any (((dr's))) drugs whatsoever? Codeine etc etc ?

>>36774599
>6 incher 5 inches above the wii remote for that lord of the rings perspective

>>36774548
post feet

original origami

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gonna crack these bad boys open, finally

still have 2 boxes of toffifees to go through

>>36774599
I cant believe ive never thought of doing this before, might have a shufty around later on after i get back from my nightly run to Mr Patels late shop of horrors

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>>36774599
That's bait lad, I've seen that picture before

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>>36774460
Plenty of Cilla to go round

>>36774615
If I could kill myself, I'd have done it years ago.

I'm stuck in this life until God or nature decides my suffering can end.

>>36774615
why do you think half of our country are heroin addicts

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Eve lads.

I just got a new phone for 14 quid from Amazon. Would reccommend to anyone, it's this little smart phone thing, kinda looks like an iphone. But for 14 quid it's better than my previous one in terms of specs and fucking price.

Just thought I'd mention it for all the britfeel boys that need a new phone.

>>36774599
>id never actually reply to one but
t. man who sucks off strangers in a garage toilet

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>>36774402

I like bIondes

>>36774653
>14 quid

wonder how many chink malware viruses are preloaded onto the firmware on that bad boy

>>36774653
what apps does it run

>>36774615
no lad. If you do that I'll come round and make sure u defo off for being such a lightweight. Life is hard, not enjoyable in the slightest for our kind. You have us, get some drink and a tiger bread from Tesco and live stream plz lad :-) chin up.

>>36774338
Meditations is a good book but it's pretty much just quotes, it wasn't really intended for publication. Plato would be better or the likes I am reading right now, I think.

Is that the English history book, what is it called?

>>36774653

>3.5" touchscreen
>2 megapixels camera

Absolutely disgusting

>>36774712
I commend this post to the house. UNLOCK.

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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling today?
What's keeping your busy?
What's your favourite game show?

Wish you are all feeling great and have had a brilliant day so far, no matter what you've got up to or what happened!

Would I Lie to You is my personal fave, Mitchell x Mack is my OTP!

Also playing through skyrim seriously for the first time, I'm quite enjoying it - it's very very comfy.

lads, which is the worst money comparison website ad?
le ebin skeLEtor?
fat cunt cordon?
fat cunt opera man?
stupid cunt meerkats?

>>36774704
Everything as far as I can tell, wouldn't risk the biscuit for games though, can probably run Pokemon Go tho.

>>36774692
It's made by Vodafone, has fuck all on it. You can even set which app you want to start on default and disable internal apps on it by default.

Also appears to no longer be 14 quid on Amazon, but 15 at Argos.

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>>36774402
Wasn't it obvious lads

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>>36774760
>What's your favourite game show?

Takeshi's castle

>>36774763
>Made by Vodaphone

They don't manufacture anything lad. It's made by some factory in China who put a Vodaphone logo on it on their behalf.

>>36774683
Everyone likes blondes you little goofster gafster trickster.

>>36774760

skyrim can be a comfy game lenners, i should get back into it myself, been looking for some gaming comfyness recently since i havent been able to /nightwalk/. Im now wageslaving at an all night petrol station so ive started wondering around during the day since i can operate on not much sleep, hows your day been my m8?

>>36774761
they're all shit, just best to compare for yourself. majority of the time they dont even show all available options.

>>36774793

It's an Alcatel, I've got the smart ultra 7 which is made by the same people.

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Just voted lads

>>36774821
why can't you nightwalk, anon? also, how do you nightwalk without fear of some chavs coming down from the local pub and kicking your teeth in?

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>>36774861
V I L E
I
L
E

C U N T

>>36774763
When someone gives you a phone for 14 quid, you are the product, not the phone.

>>36774861
we got to have a second choice too, UKIP candidate for here sounded like a blacky though so i didnt vote for him

>>36774861
/ourlad/

>>36774906

Well you're the product either way to be fair.

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>>36774787
Blind date with Cilla black

>>36774874

Im working weeknights at a 24 hour petrol station now during the week, and dont like /nightwalk/ on weekends because its too busy with normies, and yea i was never really scared when i walked, just avoided bad areas and only went out stupidly late during the week, id often only turn out after 1am

>>36774906
Tinfoil hat getting a little too tight there lad, you might need to have a breather.

>>36774931
This meme isn't going to take hold

>>36774895
I'd love to see her get gang banged by some ripped black studs.

>>36774931
>black
you looking for trouble?

>>36774895

Who did you vote for? Assuming you're old enough to be on the electoral register

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>>36774962
I'm an autist with nothing better to do. I will spam Cilla Black until she makes the OP image. Better get used her boyo..you're going to be seeing a lot of her

>>36774971
Labour, with no enthusiasm. No green candidate.

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>>36774402
I want Gwen to bludgeon my brains in with her baseball bat tbqh lads

>>36775008
int she dead tho? I miss watching blind date with her and my senpai tbqhwyfamalam

>>36775008

you should at least spam younger pics of her when she was at least bordering on being half fit maybe from the right angle

>>36775020

>Voting Green

Do you have ambitions to live in a plywood city?

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>>36774964
We need to talk, chuck

>>36775046
Sounds pretty cool tbqh, where abouts is that?

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>>36774711
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0582331307/ref=pe_385721_37986871_TE_item

this one

>>36774760
Had a brill day of being woken up at 4pm then doing nothing

>>36775008
Best hope the guy who shops that picture likes cilla then. He put Chinese shit in from day one though people were against it.

>>36775032
This

>>36775060
On the back end of hms greenpeacemcgreenpeaceface

Just heard an argument between to fine people.

>Why don't you back me up when I start a fight with other girls? Is their pussy better than mine?
>Please just stop for fucks sake
>Go fuck yourself
>No fuck you
>FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU

Eventually the fuck yous got more distant as time went on, sometimes living next door on the top floor to a pub is entertaining, some times.

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>>36775077
>wooden boat city
Is god finally going to drown the normies?

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>>36775032
I've got a granny fetish so much prefer the older Cilla

>>36775077
I fucking hate that x Mc x face shit normies keep doing.

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>stay up all day yesterday to fix sleep my sleeping pattern
>woke up at 5pm this afternoon
>slept for 17 hours solid

JUST

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think my teeth are fucked, finally going to a dentist for the first time in like 8 years majority of that time not brushing and drinking unholy amounts of coke zero

>used the toilet
>looks like I've poured a bottle of cranberry juice down there

The weird thing is I haven't drunk any cranberry juice in the last week. Slightly concerning.

>>36775100
>to fix sleep my sleeping pattern
And as you can see its caused brain fog.

>>36775078

i heard a cracker from a normie couple once when i was on my way to the shop, didnt get the entire argument but the woman came out with one line that i heard "OH...so you remember what an ex girlfriends fanny looked like from years ago but you cant even remember where we first met...and that was only 7 fucking months ago"

>>36775097
Are you the one who was enjoying blanch from Corrie been posted?

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decided i'm going to have one last takeaway tonight and then i'm gonna start taking weight loss seriously, lads. tired of being a fatty.

>>36775093
We should at least try meme this plan into reality fampai

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>>36772666
Fucking normies get off my board cunt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36774616
I take nefazodone.
Basically long story short before being obsessed with thinking i'm schizo I thought I had a brain tumor because of how insane felt. I went to my GP and told him how I felt and he asked me to describe what my derealization was like, so i did and he said it sounded more psychotic so i was sectioned. After a week in the loony bin i was 'reviewed', the psychiatrist asked me if i heard voices or thought i had special powers. I said no, he prescribed me nefazodone and sent me home. Since then i've been questioning my sanity and i'm afraid to speak to my GP about it again because i feel like he hates me.

I used to "hear" voices when I was about 16, but they were more like other peoples thoughts in my head and I haven't heard them since. I didn't mention that to my GP. I also dididn't mention that i felt the nurses were spying on my phones Internet whilst on the psych ward wifi, forcing me to go waaaay over my data limit and get charged out the arse. I also didn't mention the time I ran home because I thought refugees were following me, or the time I quit my job because I thought my boss was going to rape me.

Look, i'm either schizo, dying or reality doesn't exist. Neither of them are good, but being schizo is the least scary option.

>>36775100

You must be desperate for a piss

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Is despair husbando anon around?

>>36774787
Oooh good shout friend! I forgot all about that.
Craig Charles narrated all the best shows desu

>>36774821
Aye I'm playing the PS4 version and the environment is just pure c o m f y. The sense of adventure is really neat too!
Playing stealth archer build as is best build!

Aww sorry you're not able to /nightwalk/ anymore, try not to exhaust yourself too much though buddy.
How're you finding your new job?

My day's been pretty good, thank you! Last day of work for the week for me so I spent most of the day looking forward to it ending heheh.

>>36775061
Watch silence of the lambs!

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>>36775143
I'll swallow my electoral bitterness and ask PM Kev to bless us with digits.

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>>36775136
That's me, I bet Blanche would be a wild ride. Imagine her and Cilla together?

>>36775131
Nice mate, I was in Burger King long time ago and two blondes were talking in the line saying they hadn't had a whopper in a while, I turned round and laughed, then the laughing commenced for all parties involved.

>>36775139
Show tits. Orig

evens i wank to something on /gif/
odds i wank to something on /d/

>>36775216
Why not invite Ken's missus

>>36775272

We know where you're going anyway you filth.

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>send someone an offer for something on ebay
>they decline and close their listing

w-was it something i said?

>>36775272
Best possible outcome tbqhwyl

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>>36775289
EmilyBishop looks like she'd be a nice ride too

for a meme album, this is actually pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVvoQIdD80U

>>36775124
your gums are probably fucked too

post teeth ebinalad

>>36775192
Always lurking. How are you?

>>36775354
DO WANT

>whyamIlikethis.jpg

>>36775310
they dont want to deal with white bigots, stop being racist anon

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>>36775354
I've been partial to a bit of Audrey personally.

>6.47 to last until next wednesday
gonna be grim

>>36775166
Surprisingly not a lot came out, just a small amount of very yellow looking left overs.

I drink lots too which is odd.

>>36775139
serious question why do you choose to be fat?

Who should I vote for in the Islamic State election?

http://mycouncil.oxfordshire.gov.uk/mgElectionAreaResults.aspx?XXR=0&ID=169&RPID=8657316

daddy brought me back 10 50g pouches of amber leaf from spain, they're in the old yellow pouches too, no less

I'm a HAPPY boy

>>36775157
Friend, I ask because I've been there, I try eliminate any external probs that will contribute to ur prob before I give my opinion (not that it's worth much)

I would say for sure you have a major anxiety issue that is causing your brain to think other things that aren't really happening or even there AKA schizophrenia. It seems ur drug abuse is small scale and this problem cannot be explained by this - which is 80% related in most cases, you say ur doc won't listen or whatever, to me it sounds like u don't want to be sectioned again.

Final diagnosis - bad times nignog, go in the surgery, see the doc, get referral, get real help, I mean, REAL HELP. Do not accept more drugs (unless amphetamine is offered - this helps me) ask for CBT and don't take no for an answer,

Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES kill yourself, no matter how bad it gets, understand, I've been there 100% - voices and everything. You can overcome this.

Suicideing yourself is too easy, that's what they expect.

Imagine going to heaven and they say, how did u die bitch? And u say suicided myself matey? You will have to live with that shame upstairs. Ur bigger than this, and for my advice - post ur mums tits :-)

>>36775463
>not golden Virginia
im sorry anon but unacceptable

>>36775139
Lose weight and get yourself a Kamen Rider suit as a reward.

You can do it.

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>>36775192
>Craig Charles narrated all the best shows desu

I was thinking of going with robot wars because of him, not sure if that constituted to a proper game show though.

Pic related was my favourite robot

Do any of you have a signature? I've never been able to do one and I'm 26

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>take call from customer at work
>they ask me to do something
>fudge the computer system so it looks to all intents and purposes like I have done what they have asked so if anyone looks in I will get away with it
>actually do nothing

just can't be arsed

>>36775549
Yes, I just sign my initials.

>>36775464
amphetamines help? what? really? Id start popping blue vallies like candy

>>36775549
what do you mean 'able to do one' you just sign your name however you like

>>36774861
for fucks sake i completely forgot about that. is it too late now?

>>36775552

Sounds like more work than just doing it desu

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>>36775124
>tfw smoke stains and overlapping buckteeth

My teeth aren't in terrible shape but they're enough to make me keep my mouth shut as much as possible.

You should try getting used to water senpai, I know it's hard, I used to drink 10+ cans of full sugar pop every day.

just recorded a new instrumental if anyone wants to check it out

https://youtu.be/TM7PYh_L4Ew

>>36775622
You can't into songwriting

>>36775597

got 45 minutes lad, assuming you're on the electoral register

just had a peanut butter sandwich and a cheeky shaken udder chocolate milkshake

>>36775644
do you have to register again? I voted in the last election.