>guy goes mental in one of my classes, screams at the teacher and starts throwing books into the classroom walls from outside of the room
>roastie I know waves to me and comes over to give me a weird half autistic hug
>I ask what that was for and she says that she hasn't talked to me for a while
>bullshit bitch I talked to you two days ago in another class
>don't even know you that well
>realize that it was roastie instinct looking for a Bad Motherfucker to protect her from a Mad Max esque lunatic roaming the halls and throwing books
away with you foul roastie
>>36768023
Top kek storytelling buhmpehrhino
>>36768023
She was actually afraid that you would be next so she wants to get on your good side my man
>>36768134
no that isn't it...
>>36768134
take it back...
take it back right now....
>>36768023
>>realize that it was roastie instinct looking for a Bad Motherfucker to protect her from a Mad Max esque lunatic roaming the halls and throwing books
Top delusion
A guy in my class tripped out on PCP. Took down a soda machine and my least favorite professor.
>>36768810
what's the more likely explanation?
>>36768946
this one very originally
>>36768134