>She pulls her panties down >See this Wat do?

>>36767207
politely respond that i forgot my gardening tools home.

>>36767207
*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*

grsuofhiaey

>>36767207
Fuck her. As if hair is going to stop me

Pray to the druids in her dense forest.

>>36767207
I don't know how anyone can rationalize that. If you're ok with that, then you must be ok with being the worst kind of person.

Start making wookie mating calls and go down on that shit

>>36767207
Ask why there's a hole where her penis should be.

I yell
MOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>36767207
TOP KEK LOL EPIC MAYMAY

her fuckin gash is an amazonian jungle lad, you'd want to bring a machete to sex

>>36767207
Fuck her raw a couple of times. The fuck else am I gonna do, cook her some eggs and act like an autist robot? Fuck that.

>>36767207
I would fuck her. But she would never get the ol lickeroo until she shaved that shit.

Her choice.

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>>36767207
*sniff* *sniff*
OwO what's this?

>>36767207
SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF oh yes that smells SNIFFF that smells stinky!
BBBBBRRRAPPPPFFFTTPPHH wow that was a smelly! SNIIIIFFF BRRRPTTT SNIFF SNIIIIIFFF
you haven't showered today have you haha
I bet you don't wipe after peepees huh (:

>>36767207
Bury my face in her vag and huff that heady aroma.

>>36767243
Homosexual detected.

How would you cope hundreds of years ago when everyone is hairy

>>36767694
Fortunately we live in the present.

>>36767207
Put on my bib, and go to town.

>>36767207
>grab her by her pussybeard and pull her to my window
>open window
>swing her around by her pussybeard a few times
>throw her as hard as I can outside my window

No fucking roasties in here.

>>36767207
Looks just like your moms pumpkin

>not liking hairy women
What are you, gay?

>>36767207
have sex?

you virgins will be really sorry when you relize most woman do no shave there ass like you see in pornography. yes even the "hot" ones.

>>36767993
>my bad experience has to be everyone's experience

>>36767207

Tell her to pull them back up and then leave my apartment.

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>>36767993
>implying I will ever see a real woman naked

>>36767207
lick her shitter like a pineapple fritter

>>36767207
lick her butthole. obviously

>>36768012
>bad experience
Its just called an experience. Its literally the norm. Not every woman waxes and bleaches their assholes. Its just plain too hard and awkward of an area for them to get to without a second pair of hands to do the work for them. Ontop of that not all women shave their vag either though thats more of a choice on their part for other reasons but its still a 1:2 ratio for some form of shaved:not shaved in first world countries alone.
Fun fact: in japan its 1:15 cause shaving is viewed as a whores activity as you only do it for aesthetics so you MUST be expecting it to be seen a lot.

If any girl removed her panties for me irl I would ejaculate spontaneously

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Go to town. We're mammals. We're supposed to have body hair.

Honestly hairy vags look much better than without hair. Really annoying for oral though. It works but keeping tra c k of the clit with hair everywhere is a pain in the ass.1

>>36767207
Start lickin then start fuckin. Hair is the thinking man's preference.

>>36768279
>as soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting

>>36767233
>>36767299
>>36767450
I hope you all stay virgins for the rest of your lives desu

>>36768296

It definitely looked cool in the lower-res porn of the late-90's/early-00's but in high-res porn and IRL they often just look like plucked chickens.

>>36767207
I'd love to bury my face in a stinky hairy pussy

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>>36768420
*braps in your general direction*

>>36768511
c-can y-you fart on my f-face please?

everyone who isn't a drooling 12 year old is okay with some pubic hair.
if you were born before 1990, then you're aware that shaving wasn't even hugely popular.

shaving your pubes didn't even become a big thing until the late 90s, i don't think people get that.

>>36768456
I just like the shape. How it forms a V. Gives me instant boners when I see my girlfriend like that. Never thought I'd actually like pussy hair. Same with feet and armpits. Some things you need to experience yourself.

>>36767207
Proceed to lick it and then fuck it for hours

>>36768511
a waste of a good powder

>>36768511

wow, I had no idea such a technique existed

>>36768291
So are dolphins

>>36768511
why is it so satisfying seeing her anus push up against her underwear?

>>36769067
Are you attracted to dolphins?

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>>36769109
uhhh m...maybe

>>36769103
you will eventually obtain a fetish for girls shitting their panties now

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>>36768641

Yeah, I know TF.

I had kind of a formative experience when I was 13. Saw a girl I liked stretch her arms up in the air, revealing her midriff and about a centimetre of her pubic hair for a second. It was pretty intense.

I'm sure it's a lot different for a kid today able to look at hardcore streaming porn easily.

>>36767207
Dive in tongue first

Fuck her.
It's not like I'm not hairy either. We can be sasquatches together.

>>36767207
The girl I lost my virginity to didn't shave either. It was okay.

>>36768291
We aint nothin but mammals. Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes.

>>36767207

Sniff her hairy stinky asshole and pussy

>>36767207
You can fix the bush in her panties with a razor, but you can't fix the bush in her head.

>>36767243
Are you retarded? People just started shaving like a few years ago, nobody used to.

>>36767207
>Wat do?
Get a good sniff of that asshole.

>>36767207
>Wat do?
impregnate her

Ask her to pull them back up and shit in them so I can smother my face in her mess

Pubic hair makes me feel comfy

>>36767207

Rip out the skin from her hair.