/britfeel/ Prince Phillip appreciation edition

I'll disorder you, you smelly boy.

No I'm just an attention seeker

PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL

Keep burping lads, reckon I've got a disorder.

the absolute state of my legs lads

>tfw got varicose eczema and my lower left leg looks like a middle-aged man's in my mid-20's

fuck me

I'll probably die of some blood clot as well, won't I

>>36766903
Childhood diagnosis of Asperger's + adult diagnosis of mixed anxiety/depression.

Fortunately all three are quite mild, my heart goes out to the folks suffering through the more severe forms.

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I have a serious case of Fictional Romance Ideation Disorder

Any other FRIDs in here?

What are you guys doing today? It's my day off from wageslaving I finished a nightshift yesterday morning and I'm bored as fuck, how do you NEETs do it?

>>36767021
You like anime so you're a bigger freak than anyone ITT.

>>36766903
Queens been planning and plotting lads

putting will and harry out there a lot more recently

now phils retiring

inb4 liz gets charlie a trip to paris

Got away from my oneitis for good I think. Haven't spoken or seen them in almost a month and think they're showing up in my mind less. I made it, I actually made it out.

>>36767060
Good lad. Feeling nice and free?

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>>36767060
well done LID

I know a lot of people going abroad with their friends this summer. I'm friendless and I have nobody to make cool plans with

>>36766903

>Depression
>Anxiety
>Depersonalisation

lul

>>36767071
Almost, maybe a bit longer and they're gone for good, they've also withdrawn a lot from my outer social circle which is probably even better for me. Fuck I loved her, but finally being free will be worth it.

>>36767095
>Depersonalisation
How does that work?

>paranoia
>Suicidal ideation
>Mood swings
>Have had 2 psychotic breaks before that could have left me dead

Oh boy

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>>36767113

When anxiety goes on for such a prolonged period of time it's like something switches in your brain. In order to accommodate for it you begin to dissociate from yourself. It's difficult to explain but it kind of feels like you're watching your own life through a screen. Everything is numb and distant.

>pic related. It feels like this.

>>36767060
Nice one man, took me about two years but it's a good feeling once you're out in the clear. Infatuation can be a hell of a drug.

fuck sake, all I want is to have one of her subway sandwiches and then watch her eat the rest and then cuddle when her freakishly enlarged stomach is weighing her down like an anchor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pfAeMfSSr0

>>36767151
Yeah it was around a two and a half or 3 year long situation for me too

Dissociative Identity Disorder.

It's fucked, and it's really hard to keep friends.

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REEEEEE based Kwasi was visiting houses in our street last night and I bloody missed it.

>>36766903
Clinical Depression (diagnosed at 15)
Anorexia Nervosa (diagnosed at 18)

Then i have all the accompanying issues like anxiety, paranoia etc.

Was supposed to be leaving the house for an hour or two today for the first time in a few weeks but can't face it.

>>36767142
It sounds like the kind of thing hat would happen after a big trauma.

>>36767170
>Dissociative Identity Disorder.
I have a friend who might be getting diagnosed with this. What are the effects?

>>36767209
Yup, 'cept after major trauma that shit may only last a couple of hours for most people. Mine is 24/7 at the moment.

I suspect I might have an element of PTSD in me somewhere. I've had some messed up shit happen to me, but probably not enough to cause PTSD but who knows.

Didnt we have a couple of lads standing in local elections today?

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I hate that all women are looking like this now.
so much make up you cant tell what they actually look like.

their skin must be horrible.

Anyone know how the French debate went?

>>36767060
uh no
no it never stops
i've been in love with the same girl since 2004

>>36767315
Macron technically was on top

>>36767315
the establishment declared the establishment candidate won

all i saw of it daysoo

>>36767322
It never stops? I must admit it took a while to come to terms with the fact I'm holding onto a daydream but once I realized I should hold more respect to myself I got them to fuck off. Feels good but I'm sure a relapse could happen. Since 2004? Tell us about her lad, why is she worth 13 years?

>>36767304
I'm aroused by bimbos desu, I want to physically abuse them during sex

>>36767351
probably because she's still the only girl that ever showed an interest in me

Just had an extremely difficult shit lads.

>>36767438
Wipe?

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Every morning i read the newspaper and there's at least one article in which the NHS fucks up or wastes money.

I'm collecting them all and once i have enough I'll make a nice wallpaper out of them.

>>36767461
>Wipe?
Should I be suprised that was original?

>>36767464
DON'T CRITICISE OUR ENN AICH ESS.

>>36767472
I'm surprised


This wasn't originale

>>36767304
Was talking about this to a mate the other day, women obviously started to put make up to look more attractive to men. Now they've transcended the original point and look like fucking clowns.

Give me pretty girl with no make up in plain clothes any day. I find it well more attractive, and they actually end up standing out more than all these stupid slags.

>>36767533
Don't pretend you don't like stupid slags

>>36767546
not him but I find the distain I have for them outweighs any kind of sexual attraction.
it actually turns me off.

I can see why young people like them and all that, its just not for me.

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>>36767021
>mfw, I want to get fubar but got doctors in 5 hrs
will just get high and listen to some 90's music for now
starting with some smashing pumpkins and will see where it takes me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0

>>36767546
Don't mate, never have. I have a proper thing for plain girls

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MiIk Cat 30

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What filters you lads got?

>>36767304
its the instagram look. basically a basic bitch with more money than the average

>>36767734

>goth

lol why even

>>36767764
Recently people keep making 'why dont you just get a goth gf?' threads. It's just a way of baiting robots into saying 'REEEEE I CANT GET ANY GF'

>>36767734
i set up so many filters on /fit/ i ended up abandoning the board. its like /r9k/ and tumblr mashed together

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Is there anything better than a runny egg roll from a burger van lads?

>>36767304
>birds like this come into my work all the time, the other lads are cuming in the kitchen over them.
I don't get the hype lad, they look orange and basic as fuck. It's the equivelant of a muscled guy wear a Ralph Lauren polo.

Now if a goth/punk rock chick comes in.
hnnng.

Old enough that I remember this fucker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo

I don't remember this 1 though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g
made me chuckle desu lads

Who doesn't in 2017?

>>36767464
ARE NHS IS A NASHUNOL TREASHUR DELET THIS

>>36767830
nothing wrong with the nhs.
its the idiots who cant allocate funds correctly that fucks shit up

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>>36767824
I don't. It is 2017 after all.

>>36767464
>>36767485
>>36767830
>tfw people are falling for the propaganda.

The NHS is fine. Private will be worse. Enjoy being homeless because you got a cold. (and cancer which is pretty damn likely.)

I love when people on normiebook post about how shit the NHS is.
Ask them why they don't go private. (CANT AFFORD IT BECAUSE MAH TAX.)
Oh, okay, you'll still be paying tax lad, it just wont go to NHS and you'll have your private health insurance charges on top.

It's always people with minwage jobs too.

>>36767893
Agreed. Do people really want a system like America?

Either Schizoid or Avoidant PD. Or maybe none idk

>>36767922
>Either Schizoid or Avoidant PD. Or maybe none idk
Actually get diagnosed then.

>>36767060
it's worse having a oneitis that loves you back but she lives in a different country

Fuck lads I just want to eat a fuck load of fried chicken. Wonder if anywhere delvers. Road here.

i unironically liked the 2013 pewdiepie
i never watch youtubers but his videos were so positive, even if it was fake. now he looks like a fag and dont know what to do with his money and time anymore

>>36767944
Nah I think I'll avoid getting diagnosed. Get it? Because avoidant personality disorder hahahahajahahshaha

>>36767919
No i just want a private only healthcare. USA healthcare is shit because of Obama care. As soon as you introduce public funding into hospitals you fuck up everything.

By the way the US spend more of public healthcare than any other county.

Insurance based healthcare is best. Insurance for most people would be less than they pay on taxes.

>>36767962
I only watched a couple when he was getting into it with the media.

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>>36767919
Of course. They've been subjected to so much American TV that we now have people talking people to small claims court over silly things like 'he never gave me back my vhs of Beast Wars and I want 5grand'. So the fact they want the American system is no surprise. Shit, I hear people complaining about trump more than I hear about British politics.

We need another Britpop trend like the 90s. I can't even remember the last time we had decent brit shows. I'd even go back and take bad education, Fresh Meat and skins.

>>36766903
Supposedly depression, ADD and GAD.

I don't take that shit too seriously, though.

That said when I get too stressed I get panic attacks that become so frequent I can't go more than a day or so without them. When it's really bad they come in rolling waves and go on for hours. I've called the paramedics thinking I was having a heart attack probably half a dozen times. But I've learned that going to the doctor for a short-term Xanax prescription and waiting them out is all I can do. Goes away within 3-6 months. I think they call it panic disorder but I don't want to get diagnosed.

>>36767060
>them
>them
>them
m8, I think you have a problem

>>36767977
>USA healthcare is shit because of Obama care
Are you a teenager? US healthcare has always been a nightmare.

>>36767977
>Insurance for most people would be less than they pay on taxes.
Yes, but your taxes wont fall lad.
They will just push more into everything but housing and education and keep charging you 20%.

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The name's Bond

James Bond

x

>>36768026
is the new bond black or why am i seeing this everywhere

>>36767987
U what lad

do you ever feel like a chain store?
>practically floored
one of many zeros

>>36768036
>is the new bond black
no just people memeing

Lads, who was in the wrong?
>work in Tesco
>my colleagues are all Indian and old
>today one points out a girl to me and says "nice huh?" because she's wearing tight jeans and high boots
>then he starts telling me what he'd do to her and acting it out thinking he's being subtle (he's not) she doesn't hear but a couple of other customers give odd looks towards us
>the girl he's talking about is a regular customer, she comes in every morning
>she's in year 11 and currently doing work experience at her own school, she's a shy girl and a bit awkward but very attractive although only 15
>get very uncomfortable all of a sudden and blurt out "SHE'S FIFTEEN AND YOU'RE MARRIED"
>customers turn around and look in confusion and he just laughs at me (though not her, I think she had finished her shopping at this point and left)
>later my manager pulls me one side and has a word with me, basically telling me off and that it's just banter

>>36768036
yeah they are revamping it for current times
morgan freeman is Q
jamie fox is 007
queen latiffa is M
bond has to solve a refugee crisis in Germany in this latest one

>>36767797
There's nothing like going to a car boot sale and getting a breakfast bun from the burger van after getting yourself set up

>>36768082
You were both wrong but I understand you're reaction. People should STFU about that kind of stuff at work.

>>36768036
Nah, don't think they've got a new one. I know Danial Craig has one more movie.

A lot of people want Black Blond for someone reason. 'It's time for change.' They even say about how Fleming never once stated his race.

>>36767060
ive never really had one but there is a girl i wanna acquire as a gf so badly. she was super smug in highschool so was never really popular but for some reason i fucking liked her. havent seen her in a year, i dont usually think but sometimes i still dream about her rofl

>>36768113
No I wasn't wrong, I'm asking whether my colleague or manager were wrong.

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>>36768128
Smug?

Ori

>>36768117
>A lot of people
I dont know a single person. Maybe a couple of places published articles about it for controversies sake.

>>36768150
less cute and more actually smug though

>>36768150
>is incredibly cute and beautiful
>does the most degenerate and shameful kind of thing in porn

fucking why

>>36767811
Never seen that second one before, how did this elude me for so long?

how much do you eat lads? i have one meal every other day

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>>36766903
Complex M(meme)TSD dissociative psychosis. Apparently the stuff I believe about being under surveillance and being followed and mind control are (((((((paranoid delusions))))))

But im on my meds and I am doing pretty well, I can function and have stability even if its fake and im putting my mind on hold senpai.

>>36768197
fat bastard

>>36768150
blacked is the worst thing that happened to the porn industry and not because its interracial

>>36768082
You shouldn't have blurted it out, but the manager should have spoke to him about appropriate tone etc.

I work nights in McDees and we're all like that guy in the sense we will point out tidies to each other. And sometimes is it a bit far, but as long s it's out of customers ear shot it's fine.
>>36768099

finally got a gf lads. she's a kissless virgin like me as well

>>36768206
Sounds heavy. What meds they give you for that?

>>36768218
You've not had sex but call her your girlfriend?
Very odd mate.

>>36768099
Meant to say, so damn true. Love a booty myself. Not just as a stall but also as a punter.

>>36768218
Congrats anon. Enjoy your awkward first time I really mean that, it'll be something you remember forever

>>36768227
she wants to save it for marriage

I wonder how pissed off employers get reading all the useless applications they get through.

Im sorry lads. I know my software engineering degree doesn't mean I can work in a chemical lab but they're going to cancel my money if I don't apply.

>>36768227
you are my bf now

>>36768231
>>36768099
I havent been to one in ages. We used to go every weekend, so much fun snagging some random vhs

>>36768136
You were. There are other ways to deal with it lad.
Your manager and colleague (not calling him a work mate?) are also wrong.

You sound like a prick to work with to be fair.

>>36768188
>cute
>>36768150
She looks like a fucking downey.

>>36768246
Fuck off. He's not my mate anywhere.
This is the same cunt that's been harassing me about being a virgin and keeps asking me what colour my spunk is, picks up banana bunches to ask me how big my dick is and wants to me to record myself masturbating so he can see if my dick even works.
He's a cunt and I've a good mind to take it up with the people manager.

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REEEEEE HURRY UP WITH MY CHICKEN YOU NIGGERS

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>>36768150
>fat jew realizes there is a market for glamour styled porn
>cuckold fetish is more popular than ever
>smartphones and cameras everywhere, amateur porn is killing the industry
>lets hire some mediocre photographer and offer year long exlusive contracts to the few remaining pornstars

this guy thinks he is a genius for a bunch of cuckolds jerking to a used bitch cheating her rich husband with a black guy scenario.

>>36768220
Just effexor which is an SNRI at 175mg. He was wanting to give me anti psychotics but I refused because they make you fat and (even more) stupid and I didnt want them taking the truth away from me. My moods and mind are a lot more stable and ordered which is nice and thats all I really wanted. No (((anti psychotic))) stuff.

As soon as I started talking about "THEM" and my mind control that they put me through and started talking about certian people then my psycholiogist basicly stopped seeing me, said she was going on maternity leave and then moving to another location but its bullshit because I have seen her at the psych offices I went to because I live local to the area and have to go past it to get into town. Its because they know its real and they dont want to get involved.

Seeing as nobody else has, I raise my glass to Phil the Greek - may he enjoy his retirement.

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>>36768312
forgot to upload my image

just writing out my list then I'll be off to the supermarket

last chance to let me know if you want anything picking up

>>36768294
Enjoy your chicken Muhammad.

>>36768312
So..who are 'THEM' and what do they want? Why have you been singled out?

>>36768284
If he's bullying you then either report him, or next time just have better bants.

Next time hes asking about your dick just say his mother has no complaints. If he comes back 'my mums dead' then say 'that's probably why she doesn't complain.'

Stop being a pussy, you're an adult now in the real world, don't let grown men bully you.

>>36768333
I'm not a paki I just gorge myself on chicken once every few months when my stress gets too much.

>>36768345
His English isn't good enough for me to be able to insult or bants him

>>36768332
can you get me a reason to go on lad

>tfw stuck in east devon
>physically, verbally, emotionally and sexually abused by my dad as a kid

Prob many disorders

>>36768360
ok I'll get you a box of sunmaid raisins to keep you going

>>36768082
you work with a bunch of nonces

>walking my dog through the woods
>walking past a stream, see a pile of clothes on the ground
>look around for predator
>see an old guy swimming around naked, he stops and stares at me
>awkward as fuck, try to break the tension, "morning"
>he doesnt say anything back
>leave quickly

mental case, he didnt even have a towel

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>>36768294
You know someone could contact the restaurant and show them a screencap of your post giving the restaurant a good chance of knowing who called them niggers

>>36768340
The elite, the illuminati and freemasons. I havent been singled out exactly, I think they put many many children through traumatic mind control at around age 4, its probably a very small percentage of the total population but still a huge number of people. I dont know why they choose or if its just who they can get their hands on. Its like a splinter in my mind and I cant let it go, I have to keep digging and digging and figuring it all out. I cant just let it be and move on, cant.

>>36768372
if they have any pickled onion monster munch that'd do too but dont go out of your way or anything

>>36768358
Getting bullied by a non-white who can't speak the lingo.

haha, fucking pathetic mate. You deserve it you runt.

>>36768389
>tfw they spit in my food and it makes it taste better

>>36768406
>thinks it's ok to leer after children

t. paki

>>36768231
I don't go often as a punter it has to be said, though every time I have sold stuff I will always make the rounds before start turning up to find an early deal

>>36768393
How long has this been going on? Do you have any semblance of a normal life?

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>>36768340
Also I created this infographic, "PODS" is a "charity" that specialises in apparently education mental health professionals across the country about dissociative traumatic disorders but its just a freemason front to get connected to these people and get them into their control somehow so they can keep an eye on people like me. Its all connected, talking to psychs about stuff like this is dangerous.

What's better lads? flamin' hot or pickled onion monster munch.

>>36768406
>mfw c1 language exam
>cant pronounce a fucking word

the english language is a meme

>>36768438
Jesus anon this is dangerously down the rabbit hole. This is one of those times I hope someone is baiting because believing in all this must be a nightmare.

>>36768418
Oh, I remember when I said that.
Oh wait, I didn't. I was talking about you getting fucking bullied like a fucking child.

Shit deflection lad. You a arsenal defender?

>>36768472
read the first post again you utter mong

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how deep does the rabbit hole go?

If you're not easily t r i g g e r e d
I recommend "How to create a mk slave" by Fritz Springmeier

Educate. Liberate.

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>>36768507
Not, I get he said he wanted to fuck a kid.
I said he was wrong, but you should have went about it in a more subtle way, not screaming it at him in front of customers.

Then I asked if why you don't call him a mate, you said he bullies you, and thus the line of conversation about you being a complete poof.

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BWAHAHA fucking hell

>>36768527
Yes I think I read that one :( I cant stay on info sites like that for long without being unironically triggered as fuck

>>36768548
Right. He wants to fuck a kid and you couldn't wait to jump in and defend him.
Absolutely disgusting, the pair of you.

>>36768469
>Jesus anon this is dangerously down the rabbit hole.
See, your language shows that you dont think im totally crazy, but instead im just down the rabbit hole. I can see things that most people wouldnt, but stuff that is real.

>>36768082
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
If I was in your boots anon, I'd give him dirty looks and act cold.
I'd also make sure to tell him "don't speak like that in front of me ever again" and tell the manager that this colleague was speaking inappropriately in front of customers.
Make a professional environment. Be a professional. Don't tolerate this bullshit from a depraved, desperate, horny bugger.
Alt. Do what he was doing, but do it to him, or his wife lol

>>36768560
did you try self-programming?
It is difficult but rewarding.
Ideally you would have someone you trust to help you out with that.

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Which is your favourite lads?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-philip-stands-down-95-public-gaffes-age-years-queen-elizabeth-ii-buckingham-palace-a7717326.html

>"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.

>>36768571
>Your manager and colleague (not calling him a work mate?) are also wrong.
Defending him.
Jesus fuck lad, I didn't know you getting bullied was gonna trigger you so much.

I'm sorry. Were you bullied in high school too? It's okay lad, the physical bullying has stopped at least.

Just do me a favour lad. DON'T SHOOT UP TESCO. My mum shops there.

>>36768583
I dont like throwing the word 'crazy' around. I think you're wrong but I'm not going to be a faggot and bombard you with 'omg anon you're a nutcase lol' because I' sure you get that all the time.

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>>36768560
Do you believe in Buddha? Helps a lot.

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>>36767464
THA FOOK U JUS SAY ABOUT MUH ENN AYCH ESS!?

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>>36768560
Do you believe in Jesus? It is solace.

>>36768613
Projecting
Nice dodge and as hominem

>>36768606
>"If you travel as much as we do you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort, provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly." To the Aircraft Research Association in 2002.

>>36768606
>"If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes."
Gotta be this one

>>36768613
>pointing out "tight birds" is just banter

Hang yourself.

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>>36768560
Handle your shit. Or get it handled for you.
The spirit is strength. Doubt is death.
Do what you can and don't give up.
Keep your head up and never let up.
You have to search for the hero inside yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntuqTuc6HxM

>>36768601
I dont know what self programming is anon, what is it? Like deprogramming? I think the person who programmed me did a really shit job of it and he was terminated back in the 90s (and he killed a bunch of kids too) as damage control. Its probably why I have awareness of what happened in the first place.

>>36768662
Basically, yes, get rid of what is there and put something else in its place (God instead of Satan, for example)

>>36768631
I got manipulated and gaslighted by some pentacostal cunts into joining their cult like church and becoming a born again but it was awful and im a tranny so when they had some preacher in to start ranting about transgender people I left. Fuck Christianity

>filter:damonalbarn.jpg

Avatarcunts deserve to die.

>>36768675
It sounds like a lifetime of work :( I couldnt possibly come out the other side after undoing everything. Im not strong enough

>>36768631
I believe in the son of God, I believe he probably had many. I do not see Jesus as my saviour though.

That said, I don't believe in just one Diety. If shin megami taught me anything, there is probably a fucking ton of Dieties out there, but only one true God.

>>36768637
Dodging what lad? You said I defended him. I didn't.

>>36768648
>pointing out fit birds.
Nothing wrong with that, woman do it too.
Sorry you're such a fucking poof who gets triggered over shit like that.
Pointing out a 15 year old is a bit far, but pointing out a QT isn't bad.

Jesus fuck how do you kids even survive in the real world?

>>36768606
>"Get me a beer. I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!" On being offered the finest Italian wines by PM Giuliano Amato at a dinner in Rome in 2000.
leg end

cheer up lads.
listen as your day unfolds
challenge what the future holds
try and keep your head up to the sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oZXJD1NVW0

>>36768693
not really. Just have some discipline and will.
Take care of and love yourself.
It's basically the end-game of life anyway.

>>36768706
>STILL defending the idea that children are sexual objects

>>36768706
Damon poster confirmed for nonce.

>>36768706
fuck you. Can we ban this pos?

>demonology
>mkultra victims
>passive aggressive
>subtle undermining

>>36768706
>denies Jesus
>likes demonology
>undermining spiritual authority
>in thread with abuse survivors
>advocating paedophilia
>shit avatar
>not contributing to thread
>annoying af

ban pls

>>36768711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmWZOsVtqR0

Cheer up lads life could be worse.

>>36768727
>children are sexual objects.
Show me where I said this?
>>36768731
You too.

I agreed the colleague was in the wrong. Yet I'm a nonce.
Okay lads.

>>36768736
More like damonology amirite?

>>36768759
Get to fuck you avatar fagging pedo.

>>36768586
>do it to him
lmao

I'm not sure of him if you know what I mean.

>tfw you just hide damonposters posts and let everyone else in the thread suffer instead of reporting it

>>36768771
>pedo
Calm down mate, your mum is definitely older than 16.

I am fucking RICH lads, got 20 quid in my wallet and 45 quid in the bank, literally a billionaire right now.

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should I go vote lads or just curl up in bed?

>>36768831
Do you have your polling card? I dont have one, dont know if I can vote

>>36768831
Go vote lad.
unless you voting tory in which case stay in bed

>>36768831
Who would you vote for?
>>36768824
Bang on lad you gonna spend or save?

>at bus stop
>lucozade bottle rolling down the road
>we all watch it go past
>think about life

>>36768850
I will save for a grand total of 7 days or so until I buy something I don't need or waste it on fast food.

>>36768850
>Who would you vote for?
maybe lib dem

>>36766903
this pic needs to be updated, it's May now
some election related content would be good

>>36768831
Lib Dems are usually the best at running councils.

>>36768871
>lib dem
Alright lad. Enjoy voting for a party who has no real policies.

Even the greens have more respect these days.

>tfw some lib dem guy gets shit from a brexit old geezer because he kept chatting shit about how we'll have to pay 100 mil to get out of the EU. The old guy turns round and says 'if that's your policy you're not getting my vote.'

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Just ate 4 pieces of chicken and 2 portions of chips

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>>36766903
White girls are easy edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful long black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36768907
repeat after me lads
zero
e
r
o

Wanted to vote for some socialist dude but I dont have my polling card and I didnt update my address when I moved JUST

>>36768906
Just had a chippy box
>half pizza (battered), Fish, White Pudding, Jumbo Sausage (battered), chicken nuggets and chips and curry sauce.

>>36768919
>half pizza (battered), Fish, White Pudding, Jumbo Sausage (battered), chicken nuggets and chips and curry sauce.
Ok you win

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>>36768915
Why do all the attractive white women prefer black men?

do women prefer a guy that is smart, reads a lot and writes or one that is muscular and big?

ori ori

O KI TE

OKlTE!

LET'S WAKE UP!

>>36768907
cackling at the comments

Just registered to vote lads, took less than 5 minutes at gov,uk

I also hid the goodfellas poster, took less than 30 seconds at click>hide>this fucking poster with no votes

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>>36767021
I hada really good sleep last night. Granted it's 2pm now, so maybe it was a bit too late.

>>36768927
I think it's meant for 2 or 3 people.

To be fair, I didn't eat all the chips because not a huge chip guy.

chippy curry sauce is best though.

>>36768930
Birds prefer a guy with a steady job, decent fashion sense and a bit of witty banter and confidence.

>muscles and brains
They don't really choose between these, although, muscles tend to win.

>>36768930
you know the answer to that lad

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>>36769013
>Birds prefer a guy with a steady job, decent fashion sense and a bit of witty banter and confidence.
>tfw never had a job
>tfw no confidence
>tfw hardly anyone gets my jokes
>tfw dress plainly

>>36768942
>tfw sleep for 5 hours.
Feel refreshed.
>sleep for 15 hours feel like death
Too much sleep is a fucking killer lad.

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wakey wakey lads time for some videogames

Have some proper nice music chaps. It'll make you feel better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTIB10eQnA0

>>36768942
stir up your boypussy

>>36768928
Black men are usually taller, more confident, white women know they have bigger dicks. And they're more masculine. No girl wants some pale feminine white boy, especially a blonde white boy. I'm gay but I have convinced many of my girlfriends that they should try a black guy, because I'm with one now and it's the best sex ever. A lot of women i know usually keep a black guy on the side. I'm gay so we do girl talk. It's 2017, and white boys are at home playing video games and wanking and not making an effort to start relationships. Black men are the definition of confidence, masculinity, and pleasure. White women won't and don't miss you.

ever think about how you just think about shit but then when your not doing it you just cant be aresed doing anything so when you actually can you end u doing it anyway i dont know i think im just tining about it ll the time or to much i wonder

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>>36769073
this is my life, except for showering.

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>>36769024
>tfw dress plainly
No harm in that lads.

Chinos, jumper and white trainers is pretty much how I dress every day.

Pic very related.

>>36769073
I've lost all interest in games these days. Can't even bring myself to play casual games like Fifa

>>36769078
amazing analysis sherlock.
did you ever think about being a shill?

>>36769013
>Birds prefer a guy with a steady job, decent fashion sense and a bit of witty banter and confidence.

yeah, cant really argue against you. these are the main things that women generally do care about.

>They don't really choose between these, although, muscles tend to win.

i dont know, from my experience women seem to be more impressed if a guy writes or studies a lot. and all the guys i know in relationships are skinny or skinny fat. this is coming from someone that lifts, and reads quite a lot.

>>36769079
you need an ambulance mate?

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I bought this from FUCKING CEX online. The absolute state of it.

>>36769078
>t. stereotypes
>t. race profiling

you should be a cop.
also htf women gonna get with black dudes? aren't they all on the plantation working the fields with their enormous dicks, whilst their white slave masters are masturbating feverishly playing video games with one hand?

>>36769102
One day, no one will reply to his stale bait.

>>36769089
i like to wear flannel shirts
is that too hipsterish?

>in the self service queue at asda
>some old woman is ahead
>shes holding like 3 bags and one has slipped half out her hand
>full of balls of wool that are slipping out onto the floor and she doesnt notice
>no-one in the queue tells her
>about 7 people between me and her all just staring at stuff falling out of her bag while she walks away

average people are incredibly autistic it turns out

>>36769102
>>36769123
he is baiting. he has made the exact same post multiple times. ignore him

anyone else love this kind of music?
like neo-garage or some sheet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiwgvQA8ksE

>>36769102
haha must be shit being an insecure white dicklet

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>>36769132
yes, yes it is anon steer clear

>>36769159
haha must be shit being black

(not white btw)

>>36768385
Can't anyone go for a naked swim in the stream or even a fucking piss without some random cunt walking past these days?

>>36769118
Give all the stuff you buy at CeX a damn good clean with bleach wetwipe. That place is filthy but they have some good deals on kino and last gen games. My and my mate went in there one saturday and we had to LEAVE straight away because the air was so pungent and thick with BO, weed and general nastiness.

>>36768117

Black Bond wouldn't really work.

Imagine a black person doing a spying mission to Russia. He'd stick out like a sore thumb.

>>36769073
>tfw work night shift so my days off are pretty much this.

>>36769094
I know those feels lad.
I think I play maybe 4 new games a year now (since around 2014) and the other games I play tend to be old games on emulators or from GoG(via piratebay).

>>36769132
>flannel shirts
>hipster
Don't know lad. Only if you have a moustache and it's 2008.

I see people with skinny jeans and flannel shirts (usually open with a tee underneath) kicking about and I don't think hipster.

>>36769135
This makes me sad. I don't think it's autism, I think people are just so self absorbed these days they don't give a fuck.

>>36769158
I like it lad. Reminds me of the dancey tunes from mid 00s.

>>36769135
Why didnt you do anything anon? Imagine that was your granny

>>36768360
Man. That'd be a great fucking name for a protein bar or some shit

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>>36769186
I will CAMPAIGN for Idris Elba as black James Bond.

I think I'm terrible at sex, how can I improve? (asking for a friend)

Basically
>start chatting with a girl online
>going well, go for a few dates
>everything's great we enjoy each others company
>have sex for the first time
>she falls off the face of the earth, won't respond to my messages or calls

This has happened several times now. How can I improve?

did you think about how we can do things we can do before we decide thats enough and in fact we can do but it will abstain to reduce the psyche if we can pull ourselves and stay ousted however there are real ourselves if we do not know what is in reality

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He's a rogue. He's a hunk.
He's suave. He's smooth.
He's cool. He's intimidating.
He'd make a much better James Bond than nearly anyone there has ever been or will be.
And only Idris Elba could pull it off properly.

>>36768831
If you live in Glasgow give SNP the 1, 2, 3.

I don't care if your for independence or not it's time for Labour to fuck off.

>>36769189
I really wish I had done. I'd have to push past everyone and shove people out the way to get to her so I kept thinking nah it's fine someone will SURELY stop being a self absorbed prick any second now but they never did. tbf the people directly in front of me were probably thinking the same thing as I was, but I dunno what was up with the staff and people behind her. fucking stepping over the stuff she dropped on the floor and pretending it wasnt there. it was so weird.

>>36769210
foreplay. sensitivity. effort.

>>36769215
And he gets to fuck a different white women every film. White women would flock to the cinema

>>36769229
fuck off. It's not about race, it's about being BRITISH and AWESOME.

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This is Idris Elba telling you to buy Chinese Reliant Robins

>>36769234
It is about race for white women, you insecure white patty

>>36769197
Nigga be too old.

We need young blood like 'whoever that popular young grime artist is'.

>>36769229
but not all the women in bond films have been white you cuck

>>36769242
whats the matter? worried that Idris Elba would be too nice?
I'm not white you prat

>>36769221
Thats really sad, this is the bystander effect in action. Poor old lady will be sad she cant do her knitting tonight.

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Quick question lads how can white boys even compete

>>36769210
it was your first time lad, what do you expect. it takes a good few goes before the movement becomes natural.

she could just be busy or something. what exactly did you do when you had sex? girl typically like a lot of foreplay before penetration, makes sure you get her nice and wet from fingers and eating her out. please tell me to gave her clit a little suck

>>36769210
>friend
>chatting with a girl
>have sex

Well, you had a good run, time to leave this thread and never return, normie!

>>36769248
>Nigga be too old.
Memes aside, this is why he wont get it. Being Bond is at least a ten year commitment.

>>36769248
Shit, have you seen the previous Bonds?
They looked old and wrinkly as shit.

Black don't crack, and only Idris Elba is gentle, polite, kind, yet firm, powerful and strong enough to represent a proper British Bond that we can all get behind

>>36769261
dont you know lad? most people here are normies, have you been following the polls

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Literally the title of this article:

www.brunchnews.com/huffington-post-uk/general-news/idris-elba-s-new-superdry-range-is-fashion-fit-for-james-bond-3843356

>>36769256
The first time with that girl, I generally only get to have sex once or twice with them before I never hear from them again.

>>36769188
>I see people with skinny jeans and flannel shirts (usually open with a tee underneath) kicking about and I don't think hipster.
yeah that's what i wear, except with normal/slim jeans rather than skinny

>>36769287
not sure but I don't think Bond would be caught dead in superdry

could i sue the samaritans if i somehow got one of their suicide hotline people to laugh at me?

dont agree with this shoehorning in of minority actors into white characters and im not saying this is as hur dur white genocide. this isn't real 'diversity' because the black actor is still just playing a white character, not a black character.
so don't make bond be black, create a new character who is black for a black actor to play

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Are you telling me you wouldn't let this guy save the world from evil white dudes?

>>36769303
You'd need to get your family to do it because you should be dead.

>>36769266
think somebody's got a soft spot for idris. do you want him in your mouth or bumhole first?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrK5u5W8afc

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He could dye his hair I guess.

>>36769288
it might not be because you're good or bad at sex, its probably something else. if a girl likes you she will teach you what she likes.

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>>36769326
Idris Elba is definitely are guy!

And you wonder why no one supports you, it's be cause you don't support no one

>>36769249
>worried that Idris Elba would be too nice?

I'm black, you gem. White women do love black men, it's a fact.

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>>36769338
It's not about race for white women anymore than it is for anyone else you utter and complete prick

>>36769337
>definitely are guy!
our you being serious?

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Honoured by Buckingham Palace.
Probably shagged the Queen.
What a hero. We'd be foolish to overlook his talent for playing soft, sensitive, subtle roles, yet overtly masculine acting style

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>>36769362
I was actually the original "our guy" so yeah

Singles I go out and metal detect
Repeats I stay in

>>36769338
>I'm black, you gem
no you're not

>>36769403
youll find gold one day lad

>want to get an air rifle
>nowhere to shoot it
I'm considering asking around to see if i can arrange something because I don't to buy the rifle without anywhere to shoot it

>>36769440
if a pellet is shot on someone's property without permission, that is illegal

>>36769349
Only pussyhole white boys say things like that. We dont't buy into that we are individual shit you weird white guys try push to weaken out community. Your white women love black men

>>36769408
looool you walads on this site make me laugh

>>36769315
The argument is usually that characters like bond aren't "necessarily" black because it doesn't specify in the source material, or it doesn't affect the character if he turns out to be black. Of course the same people who say that would absolutely NOT accept a black character being played by a white guy because it would be erasure, which is exactly why creating new roles should be the way forward instead of just going for tokenism.

Sometimes it's deliberate to stir everything up though. Like the version of Annie with a black girl. That was basically a completely new film following the same general plot, but for some reason they really pushed the "it's annie but BLACK!!!!" angle on it. Why did it have to be that way. Why couldn't it just stand on it's own merit instead of forcing a 10 year old girl to go through all that drama.

>>36769414
If I get the right permission. There's one guy I want to ask but don't know where he lives exactly

>>36769457
IM NOT FUCKING WHITE YOU ASSHOLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_lrV2Rc_Y4

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>There's actually a white guy who spends his time pretending to be black in order to bait other white guys

>>36769466
some farmer with a load of land or something?

i saw a video online about a guy who found a sword under a bridge just 10 minutes from my house, im jelly

why is anyone replying to the obvious bait? stop replying and he will eventually fuck off. you are feeding him with (you)s

>/britfeel/ Andrew Prince appreciation edition

How the fuck do you get a job in this shithole country.

I see people who can barely speak english every day in shops and I don't even get an interview when I apply to those kinds of places.

Getting fucking angry lads.

>>36769492
Honestly you'd think by now people would be bored with it.

>>36769476
>there're actually people that care about race in this thread

>>36769476
>There's actually a robot who spends his time pretending to be a normie in order to bait other robots
don't really see the difference lad

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I'm not opposed to a new Bond character.
I just think Idris Elba is the embodiment of a gentleman rogue badass sexy high-stakes spy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ls_Za-iv4o
Idris when I saw you there was peace unknown
I set out to get you in my tight bumhole
I was soft inside waiting for your loving touch
You do something to me that I can't explain
Hold me closer as I guide you in,
With every thrust I feel less pain

>>36769476
Because all black guys behave a certain way in your mind, right? Some racist walads on this board. Carry on with your racism and i'll carry on reminding you how white women prefer black men

>>36769518
>There's actually a robot who spends his time pretending to be a normie in order to bait other robots
I hope you're not excusing me of such a thing

>>36769529
funny how when its a black guy, you automatically make it sexual, but anything about Sexy Kev or Shippy and you're shtum

>>36769536
I'm one of the non-whites on this board.

>>36769513
>Not caring about race

Like the blacky said everyone else does apart from poofs like you.

>>>>/bant/

We're going to get moved aren't we

>>36769539
nah lad, definitely not excusing you, nor accusing, just saying; that happens

>>36769554
yup. cool!

>>36769546
black guys are overtly sexual, that's why women (white women especially) prefer them

>>36769554
What is the point of that board? There's already an /int/

To be honest I wouldn't mind if we got moved. I'd rather not be associated with /r9k/

>>36769451
I know, that's why I want to sort something out with someone first before even buying the rifle

>>36769504
>graduate from uni
>6 months on and 200 job applications cant even get an interview in the degree field because no experience
>get a job in tescos
>work for 1 month before they announce theyre cutting roles and i'm out of the job as soon as my next month is done
>my pay is overdue by 3 weeks

m-maybe youre not trying hard enough!!

>>36769504

REEEE stop talking about Ibis Hilton and help me get a job!!!

>>36766903
We need a new forced meme, lads. I'm thinking either Rolf Harris or Cilla Black

>>36769546
well t.b.h I don't mind shippy
as for the colour of somebody's skin that doesn't mean anything to me i was just commenting on how I feel the idris poster is gay for idris, had he posted anybody else I would have made the same comment

>>36769673
perhaps we should force a meme that will have a positive influence on people?

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>>36769702
What about "Asian Man"?

hello 4chan friends. I found this board after recommendation on reddit.

I am new to England after move from Algeria to work in can factory.

Does anybody have advice for make friends? Should I go to the public house?

>>36769554
why is this board a thing?

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>>36769673
always rated Cilla desu

>>36769742
wot bout Lily Savage? Bit camp, but desu most british memes are.

I feel the best we could do is a Monty Python type meme.

>>36769737
>>36769595
I think it's to try and drain some of the fun from /pol/ until it's just a handful of bitter yanks mumbling about jews.

>>36769737
I prefer it there. IDs mean no more shitposting by Goodfellas prat.

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>>36769742
It's begun...

Long live the queen of britfeel

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>MICHAEL MOSLEY FOR NEW /BRITFEEL/ MEME

It is confirmed lads. SHOW YOUR MOSLEYS.

fucking help me. I need to move out I need money I need a job.

Having a breakdown here.

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>>36769770
I sent lily savage a letter when I was kid and got an autograph and some nice words in return. Didn't even realize he was a man in drag

>>36769786
Ah fuck. I forgot about IDs.

That would kill this thread.

>>36769776
sounds good.
Are there not flags and IDs there though?
That's a good start.
Do they have other stuff too?! *sparkly eyes*

But why are there 4 brit threads.
Can we not have one official and not-shit thread (for once)?

Please be called
>"Britfeel Arms: The Feel & Frog"

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>>36769803
mosley you say?

>>36769804
where you at lad and what's the problem? maybe a nice anon will put you up temporarily?

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>>36769804
Surprise surprise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8iOOJcR0aI

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our official meme is Andrew "No-Votes" Prince "Goodfella" the Shill/Shitposter (official title granted by decree of Sexy Kev)

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>Michael Mosley has playfully invited you to a trip to the beach. You wryly accept but soon find you enjoy his calm and compassionate demeanour, allaying all of your previous fears of social interaction.

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FUKKEN REGISTERED TO VOTE DINT I?

Out of curiosity, how would Britfeel feel about moving to another board?

inb4 posters moaning about having their cheese moved

>>36769862
I dunno mate that counter looks like it ain't increasing at all to me
Tories keeping good control of the debt like

>>36769554
>implying I want to be in a thread with /po/ and /int/ britfags.

Int is okay, but pol can fuck off. And this is from an anti-sjw who gets annoyed at black people with white families on tv.

I hope to god that Labour magically win.

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>On a separate day, Michael Mosley introduces you to the local flora. You notice a change in yourself as he discusses the latest research and applications of botany. When you arrive home you see a glimmer in your eyes that you haven't seen since you were a boy.

>>36769880
Annoyed because I can relate to most parts of this board that aren't spiteful hate towards something.

>>36766903
Recurrent MDD with psychotic symptoms and GAD

I'm thinking of ending it soon. My world's collapsing around me. University is kicking me out because I stayed in my room for months on end and didn't leave except to go get food. I've spent so much on trash food and take-away to avoid going outside that I'm into my overdraft and I have a bunch of missed calls off my parents which I don't want to answer because then I'll have to explain that my life is falling apart.

This is the 5th time I've had one of these long lasting mental breakdowns and nothing seems to help. I got unlucky with one of my suicide attempts and then pussied out after the initial fuck up. The thought I always had was "I can fix it next time", but I've tried 'fixing it' so many times I'm not sure it's worth it anymore.

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mams made some lovely khichdi today.
Bloody good thing too cus I'm starving and have a runny nose.
>tfw you have to wait for it to cook

>>36769880
>moving my cheese
fuck you

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>It is the weekend and you haven't responded to Michael Mosley's daily feelgood text. It is 4pm and you haven't left your bed. Feeling depressed you rollover only to see Michael Mosley ensuring that you take your vitamin pill.

>>36769901
>When you arrive home you see a glimmer in your eyes

huh?

>bunch of kids playing football in the street

THE SIGN CLEARLY SAYS NO BALL GAMES FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS THE RULES FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFF

>>36769948
should've said, when looking in the mirror.

>>36769929
suppository more like

>>36769880
Britfeel is different from /brit/ threads because it's about the feels.

Lumping us in with the /int/ lot wont work.

I cross post, but there is a difference between both.

Also can't believe TescoLad got me a warning because he couldn't handle the fact he's a btch for getting bullied as a GROWN MAN.

>>36769970
/britfeel/ isn't about feels anymore
Its about the forced memes

supposed to be finishing web assignment for tomorrow
britfeel and longing to be the little girl stopping me from doing any actual work

fuck this
might have a wank to refocus my mind but cba to get hard

>>36769880
no thanks
i like britfeel being here. it's comfy and you can return after many months away and feel at home

>>36769880
Moving to a board with IDs and Flags would absolutely kill the thread.

It sounds like a good idea on paper, but it would take a lot of the fun out of it, and also imagine the grudges that would be held.