How does this 4 foot tall, balding, large man get

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With this semen demon?

I don't get it. Is there hope for all of us yet?

>>36766538
Tricked her with a fake pot of gold

>>36766549
The sooner you realize that all the bullshit spread around here is delusional idiocy, the better.

>>36766549
looks like a tranny desu
trannies are desperate

>>36766575
>>36766591

I think that the other white guy on their channel is dating (married) to a tranny but I'm not entirely sure.

She looks cute but can't tell if she has a dick or not

>>36766538
>>36766549
He looks pretty fun so that's probably why she's dating him.

However she will still cheat on him at the first opportunity to fuck a chad.

Even chads aren't immune to this phenomena, women eventually become comfortable around even the most alpha of players and once that happens she will still cheat on chad with another chad just to spice things up.

>>36766667
>>36766667
>He looks pretty fun so that's probably why she's dating him.
This is what I came here to say.

It's unfortunate that the rest of your post is delusional betacuck word salad.

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>tfw no pat bf

Is it still possible to get cheap Easter chocolates, or did I miss that boat?

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>>36766538
>>36766538

This anon summarizes better than I can.

>>36764625

>>36766538
Pat is a legitimate awesome guy. I wish only the best for him and his DSP.

>>36766713

Is matts girlfriend a tranny?

>>36766713

Woolie is the bull

>>36766758
no just an italian

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>>36766538

he couldn't even get with a midget

>>36766538
i have no idea who this lad is but he looks like a bro i would drink a beer with him

>>36766538
There have been multiple allusions to the fact that Pat is hung, but even so he is definitely a unique character and they really are a good match for each other. Also the fact that they might be related is pretty funny

>>36766549
>pudgy manface

Am I supposed to be envious?

>>36767670

Pat is so short that maybe his dick looks large on his frame but is actually average size

>>36767716
Paige tweeted something about holding her hands 9 inches apart to a border guard when she was returning to Canada or something and I don't remember other specific examples but I'm sure there are more
9" would be fucking crazy on a 5'2 dude though thats for sure

He doesn't spend all day complaining about it on the internet from his parents' basement

Pat Boivin is known to be THE most hung guy in Montreal, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival Shane Diesel and Shorty Mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed Paige's pussy.

They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Pat barely able to force it past the knob, and Paige moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix. The orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Pat's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria... I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it.

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>>36766549
>Manface
>Semen demon
Also, she's not "with" him. He's a liberal faggot who browses Neogaf and sits inside playing videogames all day. She uploads pictures of herself with other men all the time and hangs out with Dick Masterson for fuck sake. She's getting free lets play money.

>>36766549
>tfw no pictures of Paige's feet

>>36766799
Woolie is the whitest black guy ever

short red bearded men are the natural alpha

T. Short red bearded man