Greentext your day

>hear raging wagies going to work
>go back to sleep with a smile

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>wake up
>make list of goals
>4chan
>shower
>read news
>4chan
>bed without accomplishing anything

>wake up
>draw
>play piano
>draw more
>work out
>practice French
>till the garden
>draw more
>become depressed
>cry, think about suicide
>dog hears me, escapes from her baby gate sanctioned area and comes to me
>fall asleep holding dog

Yesterday was pretty typical

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>go back to bed
>sleep
>wake up again
>eat lunch
>lurk on r9k
>lurk on discord

>Wake up
>Go to gas station for cheap but okay coffee
>Play League with friends on discord until around 9:30
>Go to gym. Today is deadlift day. Get done with cardio, want to chill in sauna but its full of fat mexican women.
>Go home and sit on 4chan till now.
>Go to bed soon

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>cry myself to sleep at about 7am
>wake up at 9pm
>sitting on my pc for 43 minutes thinkin bout dyin lol

>wake up
That's it
It's 5:42 am

>wake up for work but don't wanna go so sleep for a few more hours
>go in and they still haven't fired me
>work
>get off work
>get home and sit in front of the computer till now at almost 5am

>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
>Eat breakfast
>Commute to uni to watch a presentation on licensure (I guess I'm an about-to-be social worker and I'm looking into this)
>Pickup a shake
>Go home
>Walk dog
>Eat dinner
>Shower
>Finish final report 40 min. before it's due
>Do my Italian Assimil lezioni for the day
>Browse this shit hole until I sleep

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>>36766344
Good morning!
originally if course

>your day

>>36766201
>having dream that makes me genuinely happy
>wake up
>instantly filled with rage and sadness because I'm waking up at 5am to go to work
>hit pillow a few times and just accept it
>drive to work
>do job for 8 1/2 hours
>drive home
>vidya and 4chan for 10 hours
>sleep

>Wake up
>Grab beer
>Grab rear
>Shave beard
>Put on some scene gear
>Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
>Break up with my girlfriend
>So I can bang sluts
>Be undead
>Be unfed
>Sleeping on bunk beds, since 10

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>wake up
>go to use computer
>remember i left it in car last night
>go out to jeep and find back tail light smashed
>file hit and run report
>sweep up broken glass
>spend four hours on phone with cousin who works in auto parts store
>go out and get coffee and chinese food with waifu
>go back to her house and watch french cartoon on netflix for a few hours
>walk around her neighborhood talking about the weird people that lived there and smoking cigarettes
>meet up with other friend when he gets off work and smoke a joint
>come home at midnight
>mom is convinced there's someone in house won't sleep until I check every room
>search house
>find nothing and decide to spend the next five hours playing League and trying out the new patch
>never go to bed
It's 6am now, good night /r9k/

>>36766201
The kid in front of the cart looks like he's dabbing.

>>36766409
I used to like that song a lot

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>wake up
>shower
>make tea
>have teleconference with coworkers in africa
>cook breakfast
>get in my new car
>drop the top because it's sunny
>drive to work blasting italo
>get in
>bullshit with coworkers
>find out teleconference server that was working perfectly decided to shit the bed right as I left home
>it fucked up a bunch of major international meetings
>figure out that the problem was a proxy server that went full retard at exactly 8am
>chill for the rest of the day doing little tasks
>negotiate a killer logistics deal
>have a fun drive home
>take a random snooze
>wake up
>gonna hit the road at dawn
>tfw I really made it, brah
can't believe how much better life is than just a few years ago

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>>36766201
>go to sleep at 07:30
>wake up at 14:30
>late for wageslavery
>supposed to be there at 15:00. got there at 15:10, guy I was relieving was late for something, fuck it, he fucked me over the day before
>shift is busy as shit
>20:00, most people are gone besides my GM (total bro) and my buddy who is closing with me
>kinda drag ass cleaning and dealing with money
>leave at 00:20, stop by store on the way home to pick up a Gatorade because I felt like it
>00:30, get home, pants are off immediately, grab a bottle of water, fill glass with bourbon and ice, sit down and watch Stargate SG1
>eat some food, more whiskey, listening to Wehrmacht marches
>04:00 message roommate who is asleep about the plumber that needs to come by because we have a water leak that is killing our water bill
>nearly 05:00 now
>comfortably drunk, catching up on my shitposting


I've got Thursday off, so I plan to head to the store to pick up a couple of things food-wise, pick up a new bottle, come home, get good and tight and watch SG1 for 5-9 hours before I have to be at work on Friday in the afternoon.

>wake up
>work 9 hours
>get home
>4chan, discord
>wash car
>call dad, talk for an hour
> trim grass for another hour
>check news
>browse pol
>make few beef burgers
>sleep
Yesterday was like most days for me.

>Wake up around 3 PM
>Slept 9 or 10 hours
>Brush teeth, go pee
>Make bagel with 2 eggs, steak seasoning and peanut butter
>Fuck off if you think that's gross
>Put in some chewing tobacco (Redman Golden Blend)
>Play two games of League (Teemo support then Xin jungle)
>Study for my final on Friday
>Read a bit from Zen Flesh Zen Bones
>Play another 2 games of League (teemo jungle both games, surprisingly did very well)
>About 9 PM at this point
>Watch an episode of Always Sunny
>Begin to get ready for work at a hotel
>Study until I need to leave
>Place an order at Chinese Restaurant before I leave
>Walk to work and pick up food (restaurant is on the way, job is less than a 10 minute walk away)
>Get there at 10:55, clock in, chat with my coworker for 5-10 minutes before she leaves
>She has a qt friend who was studying in the lobby
>Tells me she'll be out in a few minutes, just finishing up
>Had a class with her last year
>It was a diversity class and she loved to make everything about how discriminated against Christians were
>Still 7/10 so I flirt with her, she leaves around 11:15
>Coffee shop next door closes at 11:30 (half an hour later than normal because they were under staffed)
>They keep the keys in our main office so we lock up for them and unlock in the morning since we're staffed 24/7.
>Flirt with the one mega cutie (9/10) that works there
>Can't tell if she's just nice or is flirting too, this has been going on for the last few months
>Browse 4chan and rabbit until about 2
>Slow night
>Do laundry from 2 until 4
>Head over to 7/11 for a pack of gum
>Browse 4chan and youtube from 4ish until 5:30
>Print and fill out the paperwork and restock the lobby (only takes about 25 minutes)
>Done with all my work for the day except trash now
>See this thread and respond
>Looking ahead for the rest of my day
>Get off at 7 AM
>Will stop next door to get my free coffee
>Head home and study for an hour or two
>Play league afterwards until about 11
>Go to sleep around 11-11:30

>>36766612
What do you think of the mid season patch, fellow cyborg?

>wake up
>headache
>eat breakfast
>now im here

> wake up
> shower
> breakfast
> get in car
> drive to work
> work
> drive back home
> go on steam/4chan for 2-3 hours
> eat dinner
> maybe watch some tv
> back to computer for 2 more hours
> go to bed
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>>36766654
Didn't really have time to explore it much. Didn't buy any of the new items, though I do like the update on support items, helps keep them up in gold IMO, especially playing champs that don't really upgrade the item beyond the first tier (i.e non traditional supports). I did notice a lot of champs seemed to get move updates. I'm gonna read the patch notes once I get home here in like 20 minutes.
Too early to make a real decision on it. I know it's not my least favorite mid season at least, fucking hated the midseason update 2 years ago

>wake up at the lovely sound of my phones alarm ringing
>bother to get up 6 minutes later at 0616
>leave house at 0632 for school; it's exam season
>chemistry paper, didn't do 10 marks from a 100 mark paper
>geography paper, alright but didn't know what to write for two most important questions
>tfw lazy shit and did not revise much for both
>try to go and hang out with 'friends' and fail miserably, they have to go somewhere for school stuff
>go home masturbate
>browse 4chan and internet for 5 hours until now
>tfw theres still e-math and history paper tmr

>>36766201
>sleep in and skip college classes
>be 19 and dating a 17 year old
>prom is coming up and don't really want to go
>would be rude of me not to go
>go to a tuxedo shop with her and pick out a nice red and grey color schemed tux with gf
>later went to hmart with her which is a Korean mall
>eat bebambop with her and have cute conversation
>kiss her goodbye
>go home and play csgo with friends

It was a good day.

>can't sleep the night before
>take slow-acting stimulants at 3:30am so I can get up
>wake up after 3 hours and 15 minutes of sleep to the default android alarm
>make a bowl of unflavoured microwaved porridge
>eat it in the shower while pissing down the drain to save time
>bus driver is stuck in traffic
>won't open doors for me when I knock on them, have to wait for the next bus
>work happily for a while until a coworker comes in and plays 90s rap through computer speakers
>turn headphones up so loud eardrums rupture to help ignore it
>microwave half a chicken and some pumpkin for lunch
>work an extra hour unpaid helping the new guy
>two carrots for dinner, there's nothing else in the fridge
>machine is broken, have to wash clothes by taking a shower and stomping on them
>sit down alone on a single mattress on the floor
>go on /r9k/
s-suck it, NEET scum, w-wagies are the be-b-best