>at home as usual
>hear tires outside screeching
>I look outside and see a car crash into the curb
>Leave to go investigate and hide by a bush
>see Chad and Stacy get out of the car laughing
>they don't care that they just crashed their car and it can't drive straight
>they're probably drunk because Stacy is giggling like the whore she is
>Fucking payback time
>Call 911 and report them
>Neighbor shops cops where they live
>Chad and Stacy get btfo and I go back to eating tendies
As we speak I bet Chad is in pound town jail while Stacy is probably exploring her lesbian side and sucking jail guard dick.
Fuck you Chad and Stacy how does it feel?
>>36766021
The only one BTFO here is you.
It doesn't even matter if your story is true or not
>>36766021
Good job. That'll teach those fucks for thinking life is an easy ride
>>36766021
God's work.
Doing god's work, anon.
You literally just did the right thing, OP.
Drunk driving is seriously messed up thing. Good on you. I hope the courts are hard on them.
Post their mugshots, OP.
>>36766066
t. Chad writing from jail
Have fun getting in touch with your feminine side. :^)
>>36766021
>tfw even in jail Chad and Stacy are having more sex than you ever will
>>36766178
But we do that here too
Sounds like you're btfo