I'm spending about $200 on two custom dragon dildos. It's

>>36763669
>Tfw gf was interested in these but I let on way too strongly that I'm into them and she found that knowing I'd jerked off to other people using them to ruin the concept for her

>>36763669
Bad dragon has the best customer service I've ever experienced, it's crazy

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I hope you're a woman, Anon!

How does cramming this thing in your body feel good?
How can you possibly enjoy human penis when you've stretched your hole that much?

>>36763691
>not buying a dragon dildo to schlick yourself in front of your boyfriend

What a fucking bitch, you shoulda dumped her.

>>36763726
I am
>>36763729
The stretch feels really amazing. You can't but i'm not saving myself for some dude

>>36763787
I mean I'm pretty sure if I just went ahead and bought her one she'd use it anyways.

Could always blindfold and bind her and just j-j-jam it in and she'd probably enjoy that.

>>36763669
Is it bad that I think girls masturbating with these things is hot but would never date them?

>>36763816
>i'm not saving myself for some dude
thats why youre saving yourself for the special one you stupid roastie

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>>36763844
>but would never date them?

That's okay one day I will have ika

>>36763874
>the special one
See >>36763877

>>36763835
I'd coerce her into using it in front of me so I can get my rocks off to it if I were you.

Like shit if shes gonna get a dildo of any kind the least she can do is use it for your viewing pleasure. Otherwise she's essentially saying you aren't good enough.

>>36763877
>actual tentacle

Absolute plebeian taste. Did you just discover hentai?

>>36763963
>not knowing tentacles are a girls best friend

sad

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>>36763729
It all depends on the size really. The small sizes of dragon dildos don't stretch you and with the medium ones it depends on which you get and if it has a knot or not. Personally I would never go for a large or extra large, that'd be too big. Pic related is the one I have.

>>36764001
those ridges seem painful

>>36764012
The best way I can describe it is it has the same texture as ribbed condoms but more noticeable. They're not hard enough to scrape your insides though so not painful.

>>36763984
Who tf cares what a roastie likes. Bad dragon is for male viewing pleasure alone.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58f8149dcdf9b

>>36763816
>fags have to lie and say they're women on /r9k/ instead of the other way around

scuse me while i go rub in some ashes and wail

>>36764104
>male
You're a numale to me unless you're as big as >>36764001

>>36764330
But anon in terms of usable length that's only 5-6 inches.

>>36763669
Same, femanon. I am very conflicted on it though. When I'm aroused all I wanna do is stuff huge toys inside me.. but when I'm not I just feel ashamed that I own things like this. You ever get that way? Like if I ever start dating someone I wouldn't be able to show them..

>>36764363
>femanon
Lad

I am here to inform you that

WEW

>>36763944
I don't think my situation is like you envision at all.

That said, she does use toys for my viewing pleasure / for the extra-extra tight sensation of my cock inside one hole + a toy in the other.

It's mostly just that she's quite insecure about what other girls can do.

>>36764330
>the roastie still thinks her opinion matters

You gave me a good chuckle.

>tfw you finally get one to hit you just right after enough practice
I don't even use my onahole any more

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>>36764118
nice
origamini oregano original

>>36764480
>opinion
It's a fact

>>36764012
You're a big dragon

>>36765012
for u're butt

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>>36764118
Oh man, she's such a fucking hack. Her looks and pornos are bad. She's nothing but a MyCherryCrush for the poor.
>pic related it's the OG

Here soe hot sauce: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55f0f319548ca

>>36766015
MyCherrycrush is a transgender M to F, it put me off from watching her videos, even though she looks 10/10

Can you please shut up

>>36766052
is this true? I always suspected but damn thats an impressive transformation if true.

Explains why she sucks dick so well.

I'm conflicted when it comes to these things, on the other hand seeing someone use them is the hottest thing ever, yet the though of my 5 inches compared to them makes me loose all of my arousal right away and makes me depressed since the only way someone using these toys would get any satisfaction from my cock wold require me to cuck myself with a wearable, which is even more depressing

>>36766076
it is true, yeah, the most noticeable part is her strong chin/cheek facial structure which is stronger than Sarah Jessica Parker.

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>>36766052
Dude, if that's true I'd totally tap that nonetheless. B-but I don't believe it. Her genitals and tits don't look surgically mutilated at all. There are a couple of women with rather masculine facial and body proportions and vice-versa.

That means it's the first tranny I've ever masturbated to ... IT CAN'T BE TRUE! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! NO! I'LL RESEARCH AND PROVE ALL OF YOU WRONG! NGGHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

>>36763816
>You can't
>The I got a werewolf sheath and a medium David and would fuck my GF switching between the two and then go in without the sheath after she came two or three times and it was like fucking air.
It was super fucking hot. She loved that she couldn't feel me too. Good times

>>36766615
>Tfw
Fuck you auto correct

>tfw random sharp anal pains recently

>>36766649
I get those too.. what's wrong with our butts anon.

>>36763669

If they are able to make interesting dildos like this, i wonder when they could make animal penis dildos and knife shaped dildos. These could fulfill many fantasies

>>36763669
Buddy I hate to break this to you but one of those is just a soda can. You're getting ripped off.

>>36766764
>>36766666
I'm not letting these two quality posts go unchecked

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>>36766666
original satan numerals