my brother is getting married in about a month from now what

women go crazy at weddings and there's a good chance you'll meet some worn out roastie there that you can manipulate into sucking your dick

>>36762452
You'll have to bear that shame forever. Just go solo

>>36762492
shame of being solo or shame of paying for an escort? I used that term loosely I don't mean an actual hooker, or maybe I do, but I mean someone that I know from college or something to actually get paid to "pretend" to be my date for just one day. not revealing that she is getting paid would have to be one of the stipulations
>>36762486
I don't know mate there are like a little over 100 guests and the majority of them are my family from out of state and the others are the few friends of the bride and her poor retarded family

>>36762452
They'll know. Or at least they'll always suspect.

Rent one, tell parents she's your date or your "+1" and say you met somewhere

>>36762452
>legal ramifications
seriously, if you legitimately hire an escort to escort you somewhere and not to have sex, you have broken zero laws.

that being said, you'd do better not to go that route. for one, they'd immediately realize how pathetic you are and gouge you hard.

the bigger problem is that weddings are social events and your escort can't just stand there and sell the "relationship." chances are that any escort you pay to do this service will be a horrible actress, will very obviously not be your girlfriend, and will probably dip out of the wedding multiple times to shoot up or suck dick or whatever.

if you really must buy gf, here's what you do

>set up a throwaway email/maybe a burner phone
>make a bunch of flyers describing your situation
>specify on the flyers that this fake gf thing is a PAID gig
>go to a nearby college with a theatre arts department
>post that shit all over
>wait for someone to respond
>broke theatre kids will take the bait, they need the money
>negotiate but don't push it, they will ask for some amount and probably not move too far from the original price point
>once you reach a deal, meet up with them a few days before the wedding to hash out the "script"
>come up with a convincing and consistent story for how you guys met and other questions you might need to field at the wedding
>be really specific with her about the limits of what you will actually do with her, i.e. you might need to hold her hand or put your arms around her but you will not kiss her, etc

congrats you've hired a one-off fake gf

alternatively if you don't want to post flyers you should check local casting websites

this offers a pretty good chance that your cover won't be blown, but it could cost you some cash.
the most likely outcome is that the girl thinks you're pathetic but does her job adequately and you never have to think about it again except to occasionally parrot a story about how/why you broke up if your family asks

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>>36762452
>my brother is getting married in about a month from now
>what are the legal/ethical ramifications of paying a roastie (or anybody really) to be an escort for me to the wedding so I don't seem like a fucking loser to all my family?


it feels to me that if you're actually entertaining the idea of showing up to this wedding with an obvious curbside roastie that your family already thinks you're a loser

This is the absolute rock bottom - don't do it. Hired enough escorts, but would never do this.

From a more practical point of view, you're unlikely to get away with it - there'll be lots of questions, and it will be obvious to observers, of which there will be many if you turn up with an out of your league girl, that the two of you aren't a legit couple.

>>36762452
Just go single honestly. Why even bother, an escort will just make your situation far worse and it will be incredibly obvious to anyone that asked you guys about how you met etc. Plus, if you pay upfront she will 99% ditch you when you weren't paying attention.

Honestly you're better off trying to get a girl from a dating site and flat out describe the situation to them. Offering money will probably get some money hungry whores to bite.

Worse comes to worse you go alone. Big whoop, your family can fuck off if they think you need a gf. Just tell them you're too ugly for a girl to date you and make them pity you instead of judge you.

>>36762452
Unless you want to fuck her, there is no point of hiring actual escort.

Put and ad on local sites, but be specific about just wanting fake gf for a wedding.

Or alternativly go alone, it will save you from having to explain what happened to your "gf"