*licks monitor*

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This is all I have to add to this list

>>36761485
>Be straight boy, like girls
>Also want gay boys to lust over me

Life is weird

>>36761985
sounds like a power thing ur prob a phycopath dont u dare use a gia bioe and break his heart naono

>>36761985
too many times have i ironically gone to hm and ironically fapped to pensie fuck have I seen poor gia bioes talking about how they fucked that oen straight fren only to never see them ever again only yers later do they gte married to some stacy

>>36762056
Run that by me again but this time in English

>>36761985
>Be straight boy, like girls
>Also want big white cocks down my throat
no anal sex or having a guy suck mine because that's just gay

>>36761985
are you worth lusting over?

>>36761985
vain nigga

>>36762144
Probably not. Good dick though, at least my ex's said so
>>36762157
Probably

>>36761985
I know this feel, sir.

>>36762210
>Always have weird power fetish and get off on being called sir
Thank you anon

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>>36761485
>be straight
>fap to trap and yaoi hentai just for fun (it's just 2d after all)
>see webm - dick gets hard

eeeeeee t-this wasn't supposed to happen

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I want to get on my knees and worship a penis.

>>36762360
me too desu senpai dsakmlsd

>>36761485
Why are you fucking manhandling it like that? Jesus.

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>>36762272
Nobody faps to trap for "fun".

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>>36762783
>Why are you fucking manhandling it like that? Jesus.
That guy is gonna lose all sensitivity if he keeps that up

>>36761485

>tfw would love to suck a dick
>tfw not gay
>tfw not attracted to men at all aside from their dicks
>tfw every time I consider giving being bi a chance, I realize men are insanely ugly

>>36763706
it's not gay to see a porn of a girl sucking dick and wish u was the girl

>>36763706
>I realize men are insanely ugly
gay

>>36763706
Yeah! Us straight guys haha.

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>>36762783
>>36763607
what's he doing wrong?

>>36766345
He's grabbing the shaft way too hard

If you rub the hell out of your dick it loses sensitivity

>>36766394
his grip looks gentle to me

>>36762084
>Run that by me again but this time in English
Translation:
It sounds like a power thing. You're probably a psychopath. Don't you dare use a gay boy and break his heart, no no no.

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Why would you lick your monitor Anon? It has germs!

Oh wait, you like men, no wonder you're so dumb~

>>36766447
>heeben jewniverse
shut up smelly dyke

>>36763706
This. I just want to suck a cock. Everytime I've entertained the idea over meetup sites the guys always want to fuck my ass or cuddle. Cuddle?? I'm not a fag, man. Lmao!

>>36766446
Really want to though. Thinking about calling my one buddy from high school and seeing if he'll let me fuck em

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I think I'm getting bored of penises

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>>36766460
All these ad hominems are giving me chills Anon!

>>36766537
Not him but please stop avatarfagging

>>36762360
disgusting uncut dogschlong

>>36766525
but what else is there? not vaginae. yuck!

>>36766619
I've sort of been getting back into them lately. I made friends with a lesbian grill and she kind of made me appreciate them more. The cute ones, at least

>>36766655
>I made friends with a lesbian grill
eeewwwwwww

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>>36766655
>cute ones
no such thin

>>36766689
but she's nice to me and one of the only friends i ever made


>>36766697
i like japanese ones, they can be really cute

>>36766606
I can tell that you have a horrible mutilated penis
I feel sorry for you