>tfw someone says orange soda is shit

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You know my favorite orange soda? Crush

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It makes me angery too

What's in orange soda that's so good? I know old people love purple soda and schizophrenics love Mountain Dew, but what's deal with orange soda?

>tfw Gatorade bottle from ebay today
>don't drink Gatorade

>>36760708
also could you explain it as a poem or using very poetic language. I feel like that's the only way to get into it for this

be careful mentioning pop of any kind here op. for some reason it seems to trigger people

People just say that because they need something to blame quickly. Brisk is the real problem.

>>36760664
>entering a Target unironically

remove yourself from my board normie

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>>36760631
>I'm sorry sir, we don't have any Pibb Xtra

I will have your business shut down in a heart beat.

>>36760631
Orange, sure, but you at least have to admit grape soda tastes like shit