get laid

>>36759269


Third, realize that women don't want nice guys or "nice" guys. Someone who comes off as "looking out for #1" will be infinitely more attractive than a white knight who pledges his services to m'lady. If you're an inherently nice and selfless person, work on fixing that.

Last of all, GET OUT OF YOUR OWN HEAD. Stop second guessing yourself. Put the internal self-depreciation cycle on pause. By the time you think "should I talk to that girl?" you should already be walking towards her.

Lastly, don't fall for one. Your loving, caring, qt gf only exists in your anime. Every last woman on the face of the planet will bleed a relationship dry of financial and emotional support. Some girls will have you thinking they're "the one", but remember that bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

I was in your shoes once, and things only got better once I stopped caring. Hope this helped even just one wayward robot

>>36759277
>last of all
>lastly
well, I'm retarded

>>36759269
>Your loving, caring, qt gf only exists in your anime. Every last woman on the face of the planet will bleed a relationship dry of financial and emotional support.
So then why the fuck would I put in all the money and effort to reinvent myself just for sex, when I could just stay at home and jack off?

>>36759335
>So then why the fuck would I put in all the money and effort to reinvent myself just for sex, when I could just stay at home and jack off?
That was literally the first thing I addressed.
If you want to shut yourself in your room forever, that's your business, but it's only going to exacerbate depression. You won't find genuine love, but you might as well wring whatever thrills you can out of this heartless world.

>>36759269
How do I not be nice? Do I just act like an ass or what?

Explain for me OP please

>>36759540
>How do I not be nice? Do I just act like an ass or what?
Depends what acting like an "ass" is.
"jus b assertive ;^)" sounds like shitty cop-out advice, but it's all I got. Don't go overboard with compliments, don't be afraid to disagree with girls, and don't be afraid to be honest (with some restraint). Make sure she doesn't bulldoze the conversation.

Do NOT neg. Girls can smell that bullshit miles away.

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>We've got to a point where normalfags constantly post their shitty "advice"
>All robots are gone
>OC is dead
>Greentext is dead
>Shit threads pollute the board

Is it time to axe r9k again? If this board served any purpose, it's long dead.

>>36759269
"Blablabla I'm a normie, blablala"

You know why everyone here hates normalfags? Because you make stupidbass threads like this.

Just kys

>>36759679
I really hope this board gets shutdown again. I can't stand coming here anymore.

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>>36759269
>Even if it's a one night stand, having sex is an essential part of growing up.

I'm not a pussy, I like the challenge being virgin presents.

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>>36759269
>>36759277
I'm shocked that these posts were able to get through the filter, considering it's verbatim the exact same useless garbage that gets posted here on a daily basis

>dude just keep embarrassing yourself and failing over and over

>dude just keep slamming your head into a brick wall over and over and eventually you'll develop an immunity

>hey what are you doing why are you bleeding and passing out, no no c'mon just be yourself

>>36759852

All so you get the privilege of playing with a girl's (who ain't shit) smelly piss hole. Great.

Its sound advice but it makes sex out to be more important than it is, all the sex in the world won't fix your core issues.

>>36759269
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Get off my board normie. KHV forever!

so your a stupid normie posting about a bait topic or baiting, this is a robot boards not sex/gf/virgin w/e bullshit

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The only thing that annoys me about this thread is that the OP (like all normal people) assumes that everybody else is like them, and that the only thing holding them back is a little shyness, or that they're a bit overweight, or that they're non-lifters, or that they just need to dress better and get a hair cut.

OP's proves once again the normal people don't understand at all what the world of a robot is truly like. Normal people cannot comprehend anyone being so far gone that it doesn't even enter their mind what kind of people a robot might be.

A normal just sees a robot like the OP, just someone who needs to "get a hair cut bro", or "start lifting bro" or just "get some new clothes bro" as if all these superficial things are what's made a robot a robot to begin with.

You can't out-lift being a robot, you cannot even out-money being a robot, you can't out-fashion a robot. A robot is a robot from birth till death. A robot doesn't function at the same level as a normal person, a normal person can gain amazing results from simple changes, a robot cannot. That is all.

The thing is, I did stop caring. I care so little that I don't even care that I'm not having sex.

>>36759269
You must be the most depressed person out of all of us, every part of this is built on what other people think of you. Enjoy your life of pleasing others constantly until you're so unhappy you can't keep up the act, fucking kissass poser

>>36760434
He's so obviously not normal you stupid fuck, everything he says screams insecure teenager or adult sociopath

>>36760493

Same. Normies are right about 1 thing, its not impossible for betas to get laid, the problem is the more beta you are the harder you have to fight for the pussy, and past a certain point the reward isn't even worth the risk or effort.

You could follow op to the letter and still end up only fucking a fatty you don't even like.

>>36760496
Enjoy your life of being constantly alone and watching anime because you're too "anti conformistsXD(a socially retarded reject)" to make an effort to make yourself a better person. Happiness is Helter skelter anon, not an endless highway you either walk on forever or don't. Nobody's really happy, most people just enjoy life and try to get everything the can out of it so they can come up from the down. You can "fight social norms :3" jerking off to anime and playing vidya till you die but you're not sticking it to anyone other than yourself.

>>36760802

>robots choose to be losers XD

Every. Time.

>>36760802
>>36760802

He has a point though. You really shouldn't build your life around what girls want, it should be about you, most guys just aren't willing to go without being successful with woman to not conform.

>>36760802
>give up your identity and individuality, that'll make you happy

Buddy you don't think I'm depressed? Parents were junks and lunes, poorfag, drugs, alcohol, succ for bucc, curly fat kid, and dad offed himself at 13. Life fucking sucks and I constantly wanna die. I hate people so much it's a chore to buy a pack of cigarettes. I created a character to interact with people so I don't have to. Sometimes I get so lost in the sauce I go to sleep thinking I'm the cool charming guy everyone thinks I am. I thought I was going crazy but then I realized I'm actually just becoming a better person. I lost weight, grew my hair out, started dressing fashionable, and the women and friends just came.

>>36760968
>women
>friends
Fuck off from this board.

>>36759269
no point in doing all of this work if innocent men are not protected from false rape accusation and when they have no say if they want the child or not but still have to pay child support. come back until you fix the laws first.

>>36761039
Am I not a true robot, A miserable asshole who hates women and people better than me? Someone who enjoys weird creepy things like red rooms, piss, feet, and cartoons? Someone who is just a pretty shell with barely anything inside? I'm a true automaton. I basically feel nothing but greed and distain. I tell people what they wanna hear and show them what they wanna see because it's easier and more amusing than being alone. If anything most robots are normies who got broken. True different people are psychopaths. You all want what you were programmed to want. Companionship, a family, a wife. I'm gonna have all of that probably and I couldn't care less.

>>36759679
he is actually putting robots in danger of false rape accusations and baby jail. if you don't pay your child support then you go to jail.

>>36759269
>being a virgin in 2017 is social suicide
Are you honestly that conscious of what other people think of you? This is teenager level thinking.

>>36761220
>I'm gonna have all of that
So you're not a robot, got it. Stick to >>>/soc/ idiot.

>>36759269
I got laid but only once and still act like an autist, it seems no matter how hard I try I won't be a full normie ever. I haven't got more confident, not gotten any more girls, still afraid of them, etc. I wonder how young people talk about sex like it's nothing when all they do is being glued to a screen, when do they meet opposite sex members and fuck? do they livestream themselves fucking or some shit?

>>36759366
>If you want to shut yourself in your room forever, that's your business
Why do you live in black&white world?
Why if I don't want to have sex I shut myself in my room?
I don't want just a bitch for sex, there's escort for that.
And right now, at this age, there are million ways of getting sexual pleasure beside sex. There's a whole industry revolving around that.

>>36759269
>>36759277
Why are you right, OP? I'm not even shitting you guys, losing my virginity is what caused me to stop being a nice guy, and start being a nerd-chad. Sure, I'm not toned, or play sports, but I'm confident, look half-decent, and don't put roasties on pedestals. All I gotta do to get the "nerdy girl that betas tend to go after" is walk up, say hi, and flirt with them for a bit. Literally do what would make you melt if a girl did it to you.

>>36760623
So you think you wouldn't like a "fatty" just cause she's fat. And yet you hate others for judging you based on appearance? What a hypocrite.

>>36761638
You're on the wrong board, friend. This is for non normalfags.

>>36761657

Being fat is really bad because its unhealthy and shows a lack of self control. I can't control my ugly, height, dick size.

>"look anon its simple and easy to get a gf"
>"just get laid and be yourself! :^)"

>>36759269
Are you saying sex is actually a big deal and all the "sex isn't a big deal brah" meme is a steaming pile of horseshit?

If so, admit that you were wrong and issue me and all the robots present a written apology.

>>36759269
>H&M
Also I'm literally going to kill you you dumb cunt. I will literally strangle you. If I can't do that I will just suffocate you under 300lbs of fat. You pretentious faggot.

>>36760802
Literally the most retarded thing I've read in months. R9K is dead. The normies killed it.

>>36761896
He'd probably kick you in your fat belly and you'd press charges on him.

>>36761766
I agree, but everyone has character flaws.

>>36759269
>HEY GUYS, CHAD HERE. TIME TO LET YOU IN ON THE REAL SCOOP OF HOW THINGS REALLY ARE

just get the fuck out! how about that? you faggots pop up every day doing this exact fucking thread and nobody cares. you aren't helping, you're just being a big useless faggot. if you really want to help, drink bleach. or just leave, either way is fine

>>36759308
You only getting that now?

>>36760517
Have you ever seen a secure teenager?

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>>36760959
>remain an animu watching neckbeard forever instead of improving yourself, you special snowflake you

>>36759269
I'm 32 I have no idea how to dress or what haircut to have. What do you even wear?

>extend
kek

first off getting "laid"for some stupid social acceptance is bullshit this is how normies get aids and all the other diseases

second please tell me why being virgin is bad other than the losing your virginity trend

>>36759269
If that's all it took I would have gotten laid by now.

But I'm 26 and still never had a gf or sex.

Robots are not teenagers in an awkward phase: sex (as if they could even get any) would not make them less robotic. Robotism has no cure; robots can never be normal.

>>36759269
No, fuck you. The only people who will care about your sex life are immature cunts and insecure faggots trying to feel good about themselves. Don't devote a second of your time to trying to get laid just to ditch some social stigma. Do something useful for society everything else will follow.

>>36759269
Get the fuck off this board. Your post does nothing to help any of us, we don't even want your help.