I just heard that a lack of human touch can impair your cognitive

Literally google. You're on the internet right now.

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thank goodness i ERPed all those dudes in high school, who knows how bad off i'd be otherwise

>>36758508
Just go for a quick walk outside everyday and greet people you meet with a handshake. You get human contact and if you walk for long enough, you might start slimming down, this has been my trick for 2 years now.

>>36758592
You go around shaking random people's hands on the street?

No judgements but that's kinda wierd anon

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>>36758626
No, just typical garbage normie advice

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>>36758508
WOW. This must mean that I am highly intelligent, being able to keep up my present intelligence level, even if I have not been touched by another human being for more than 20 years, aside from occasional hugs from relatives. I wonder if touching a pet may replace the human touch? I've been able to touch some cats quite a lot on the way.

>>36758508
my lack of romantic interaction is slowly turning me mad i think

>>36758508
Remember that autistic hermit that lived for 27 years in some forest in Maine stealing supplies from campsites? He was fine. You'll be fine too.

Thanks for all the responses, guys. I didn't feel like trying to wade through google for this stuff