>On the train >See this next to you Wat do?

Grab her pussy

>>36758316
Compliment her on her ring

>excuse me but could you cover that up and close your legs It smells like a goddamn Japanese fish market in here.

>>36758316

pull the cord

hmmm smells like fish

Grab on the ring and yank it as hard as I can. With any luck, I'll rip it clean out and have a nice souvenir.

Btw that's an airplane not a train.

too scared to say anything

be annoyed that im sat next to a slut

>>36758316
Wonder why the airplane I was sitting next to the woman in was on a train.

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>>36758432
...and it pulls out a flaccid cock.

>>36758316
>showing off here shaved beaver in a public place like this

What did she mean by this?

What is the appeal of pussy piercings?

Nothing, chances are they don't realize they're exposed.

>>36758316
"um Excuse me mam what is that in between your legs, i've never seen one before. Its different than mine, can i touch it"

>>36758316
>I've never seen an engagement ring like that before, you're not from around here, are you?

>>36758943
"oh sorry may I touch it"

>>36758375
this message is originally approved by the U.S president.

>>36758316
ask her for consensual airplane sex cause im a virgin that would really like to lose his virginity
if she refuses i tell her shes a slut that only puts out for chad and dresses like this to terrorize betas

Ask if i can watch her go peepee

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lick feet

Make loud, autistic whooping noises until she puts that shit away.

>>36758316
"I think you should put your foot down. It's inconsiderate that you have it next to that person. Can you see the sign above the door there? Also, your leaving fecal matter on the seat... this is also inconsiderate, because my ticket price includes a clean seat."

>>36758316
"Ya pussy's hangin out"

>>36758316

Jesus Christ lady how did you get that through the metal detector?

>Move your face toward her vagina
>Make eye contact with her and ask "May I?" as though asking is simply a polite formality

>>36758316
laugh really hard until she notices why

Glare at her.

>>36758432
>There's a snake in my cooch.

>>36758316
Reach over and knock.

>>36758316
"you're crossing the line, get back on your side"

>>36759352
You get it bro.

>>36758316
Nervously look away and don't look back

>>36759538
Same here.
I would lean towards the aisle and do my best to ignore her.

Make sure her seatbelt is fastened correctly like the seat in front of her says

>>36758316
>cute heels I guess? Is the ankle bracelet a meme or something? What am I missing here-
>Oh it's a vagina

A-am I gay?

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

oringally

>>36758987
I think most people voted for Trump specifically because of this comment. Only rural and suburban retards don't understand the value of communism. Grabbing women by the pussy is seizing the means of reproduction.

>>36758837

they look fucking hot you degenerate

>>36758316
nothing, she is married

>>36759581
Actually, I'd probably just move to a different seat. Which is the reasonable course of action in that situation.

>>36758316
nasty piercing
would not eat out

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>>36759724
>leftist humor
wow haha so funny

Take my dick out and slowly stroke it in hopes of getting a handjob or blowjob.

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Pull on it

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Your biscuit, your beavage, I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin you ain't hiding nuffin
Your cootchie, your clapper, you're showin off your snapper
Your camel toe.
It looks alright so baby let it show.
Looks like a big taco.
I see your camel toe.

>>36758316
I wondered what that fucking smell was

>>36758316
that's pretty fucking hot desu
got more like that?

>>36758316
>if I pull that off will you die?
unoriginally

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>walking your dog
>see this on the bench

blah blah?

>she'll let Chad staple a steel ring through her clit
>she won't even look at you

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>>36760789
She'll PAY chad to do it

Ask her if I can sniff her shoes and lick her soles.

>>36758316
For what purpose did that woman pierce her clitoris?

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>>36758316
Vomit out of disgust. That just looks trashy. I like homely and cute girls. Chad can keep his sluts.

>>36758316
>"Fucking whore. What do you think you're doing, showing off your body like that? Have some self-respect and put some socks on."

>>36758316

Sniff pussy and feet

>>36761188

how can she spend the day like that and not get raped

>>36761326
She doesn't live in the ghetto or in europe, africa, south america, or most of asia.

>>36761366
But she's literally asking for it

>>36758316

fucking whore

wear some goddamned pants and be decent

>ugh why are you staring? my body my choice!

>>36761326

she doesnt live in the united arab caliphate of europe

>>36762200

That was probably taken in Europe. You don't know how prude most of the US is

>>36759993
Bravo at beavage
Is this a real song or did you create this poem personally for this thread

>>36762389
https://youtu.be/LSQzWK0yxBY