ask out a roastie today

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>asking girls out

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

NORMIE GET OUT GET OFF MY BOARD RIGHT NOW!!!!! GET OFF!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36756905
maybe I should
i'll stay anyway

Keep up the bravery and you will one day be in the land of happy normies
Defeat does not make one weak, not becoming stronger for the next fight does

not matter who you are you will always be sometimes rejected. Doesn't matter, if you had not tried you still would not be with her, at least you tried, which is better than most people. Keep up the good work and one day one will definitely say yes. Best of luck

>>36756555
sure I'll give it a try

>>36757343
godspeed, you're braver than most for even trying

>>36756555
check those trips.
Also, it sounds like it went fine, you weren't humilliated or anything

Wtf really u guys havent even ever tried to ask a girl out? Really? Dude thats insanely retarded. You bunch of pussies belong on /lgbt/. True robots arent pussies they dont care enough to be afraid of irrational trivial bullshit

>>36756555
repeat until you succeed
it'll get easier every time

>>36756555
:) this made me happy OP i'm very happy for you

>>36757720
Oh shit I hadn't noticed.
Yeah I guess she went easy on me, it's an engineering faculty so she must get a shit-ton of attention. I remember one time some dude from another gruppe tried to ask her out by proxie, she- loudly- let the courier know she wanted none of that. I sort of respect that attitude.

>>36757150
>>36757310
>>36757889
>>36757990

Thanks, I know hugboxes are gay and all, but I appretiate the comments. Any of you want to share a story as well?

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>>36757531
holy shit it worked

OP, blessed be your trips

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>>36758280
kek you forgot to black out her name
I hope it goes well for you.

>>36758280
idiot you have to choose the place AND pay for the dinner!

>>36758280
Take her to dorsia

>>36758280
NO ROBOT LISTEN STOP
SHE IS USING YOU FOR A FREE MEAL
SHE SAID THATS HER ONLY DAY OFF SHE WANTS TO USE YOU LIKE A MEAL TICKET FOR HER VACATION
Don't do it. For the love of god, do not go outside with her. I know this sounds like I'm trying to drag you down, I know it might sound like I'm a negative pessimistic voice in your head, and I know you long to be with a girl, but mark my words you MUST NOT go. You will only suffer heartbreak beyond your imagination. Please anon, I say this because I don't want you to kill yourself or become even more depressed.

>>36758280
Yo, don't listen to these spergs bringing you down.
Good luck, be yourself, be nice, and have fun man.

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>>36758280
It's 2017. Why the fuck did you offer to pay? You might as well spray paint "I'm a motherfucking beta" on the side of your car you cocksucking little dipshit

>>36759019
this place is a bucket of crabs
>>36758280
Even if anon is right, go with it as long as she puts out and at least pretends to enjoy her time with you, cut her off if she doesn't.

>>36759019
You're retarded desu

>>36759219
Because he's the one who asked her out. Doesn't seem like it's about gender, if a girl asked me out I'd expect her to pay, or at the very least offer.

>>36757730
>Muh true robot

Shouldn't you be on reddit?

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>>36759463
You split the bill. That is extremely common practice. Honestly you could be right (sometime people do alternate paying for dates) but it is not clear in this case. The girl probably thinks anon believes in "chivalry" which is tremendously revolting to every modern girl. Half of women today want to be choked and slapped in bed for fucks sake.

>>36759545
The girl should be willing to split the bill, but there's nothing wrong with clarifying beforehand that this meal is on you. I would argue it's actually better that he said he'd pay before they actually went out, because it says that it's not an unspoken rule that he pays every time.

>>36756555
Ive been wanting to ask this girl for like a month+,
Its at work so I never get the appropriate time and place someone's always around. Yesterday we were alone in lift together but it felt too awkward to attempt anything, I know i fucked up but I WILL ask her tomorrow no matter what.

>>36759003
kek'd
have a (you) my good sir

>>36759741
Good luck anon, you've got this.

>>36758280
>OP
its not going to last long if you take a screenshot of messages with people and post them for 1000's of people to see, sure you won't get caught but its the fact you do autistic shit like this

>>36756555
>they hail me like a king
i wish i belong to your group

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>>36758440
why would I black out her name? It's not like anyone on friendly R9k would do anything to sabotage me
>>36758568
I'm a robot but I'm not poor
>>36759019
bruh my heart's already been splintered into 100 0 pieces and scattered into the wind. I'll be fine
>>36759067
yup
>>36759219
because >>36759463 I asked her out

>>36760340
I'm not OP but his trips must have worked some sort of magic for her to even reply to the question

>>36756555
This used to happen to me in school. I was a sad loser with no friends but whenever I made a good play in gym class or got a good mark on a test all the chads would be happy for me. I miss them.