/britfeel/

please someone hook me up with weed in birmingham i beg you

>>36755312
Just want to tell all you lads you make /britfeel/ enjoyable.

Thank you for the good feels.

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MiIk Cat 29

>>36755312
What is it with us British lads and sucking cock? We've all done it at least once wtf haha

going to bed

as a matter of fact in bed already

thoughts on this one

>>36755351
Meet outside that kebab shop in sparkhill you know the one

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Edward Norton is now a meme.

Fight Club is relevant

>tfw no original /britfeel/ bf

>tfw just realised now that bennies is slang for benefits and not pennies

Some guy in the other thread said that, It took me until late 2015 before I realised bennies meant benefits, and not pennies.

>>36755390
...where you at?

origigj

>>36755378
alright mate be there in 10

>>36755377
I'm up at 5am for work so I will need to go soon too.

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>>36755377
do you want comfy cuddles

got under the sheets lads not that comfy actually i havent washed them in a year now

thoughts on this one

Might start shitposting for attention lads

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Lads is whatsapp down for you as well. I finally have a gf since Monday and its our main method of communication. Dont want to use shitty messenger

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Z E R O
V
O
T
E
S

pretty sad tbqh

>>36755434
please dont, thats the last thing we need

>house mate has just taken drugs and is now loudly yelling at the TV in his room

Why does he do this? He knows I sleep at 12. Why not take drugs when I'm at work?

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How many real friends?
Just to ask you a question
Just to see how you was feelin'
How many?

How many friends do you have anon? Tell me about them.

and ask me about mine/lack thereof so I can vent

>>36755383
>hi mr dectectivity
>can you tell us who the /britfell/ OPs are

What do you mean?

21st for lenlad is cute

>tfw no /britfeel/ twink bf

I suppose a /britfeel/ gf would do as well

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This is the best british album of all time

Prove wrong

Protip:you can't

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>>36755434
be nice and comfy about it

>>36755452
I think you are probably bullshitting.
What can you tell about me, mr smarty pants?

>the detective will never catch me

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wew lad tbqhwy ngl just gonna get some pussy tomorrow off gf baka pretty knackered after tonight tho (porn sesh) lol

>>36755457
Sign me up anon

>>36755455
This desu

>>36755479
I am haxor with 7 proxies
>>36755479
ur dead, moosemeat

I can see that you spend most of your time in the trap threads on /gif/

>>36755452
Ok no memes how do you know this stuff? My birthday and JC appointment. I guess you could have connected them from how I post in some way.

about to have a wank thoughts

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>>36755461

alright then, i'll present my case

>>36755485
I've been a pretty obvious poster and he had fuck all to say about me.

I'm doubting he is really a detective tbqh.

>>36755506
go for it
post what you cum to

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>>36755428
yes
>>36755455
this
>>36755434
start posting anime
>>36755501
told you to use your skills on me in the last thread but you didn't manage despite the fact I make well over 30 posts here a day

>>36755529
the only thing I detect is his virginity

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>>36755461
Maybe not the best but I find it super comfy

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>>36755461
this is better

this album perfectly captures the depression of being a working class brit

I know your date of birth and ethnicity from your master profile on the database

There is also a page for interaction with government services (DVLA, JobCentre, NHS Master profile etc)

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>>36755312
Kent white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>36755521
>Not recognising

>>36755506
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph563101ccf0800

thisa definitely this

>>36755555
>quints
Oh shit, it's real.

>>36755351
yeah lad just hit up this number

08451135000

>>36755553
Closer is a FUCKIN good album,but Kid A is a masterpiece.

>>36755501
Assuming this was meant for me (>>36755479) its incorrect

I'm a proper bender and I browse the gay threads, especially the ones of black tops basically raping white bitchboys

>>36755555
Nice numbers, but if you're gonna fake something don't go for something as massive as that, start on a smaller scale like ONS anon.

>>36755565
Viva Hate is better

>>36755577
i mean, it is all subjective at the end of the day.

they are both masterpieces for what they are.

>>36755575
aye just googled it fuck off cunt

>>36755555
I think maybe you just recognise me as the heroin poster and I mentioned the date of my 30th birthday. I'm sure I posted 'have to go to the JC, wish I had more heroin lol' last week as well.

>>36755447
>How many friends do you have anon? Tell me about them.

None really~

I used to have one friend but I am pretty sure they would not want to associate with me right now. How about you, anon?

I never did get around to listening to The Life of Pablo desu

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36755556
Can you believe this lad

>>36755555
Why did you say I'm from Denmark?

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>>36755461
Wrong
It's actually this
F

>>36755584
>08451135000
I bet he still cant give me the phone number of the virgin from Hull I have fallen in love with on here

>>36755575
Kek I remember posting that ages ago.

>>36755584

>Your austistic doxxing skills are still no match for a janny with IP post history

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>>36755447
are online friends real friends? then about 4 or something depending on the defnition.

real life, none at all, not even close. Not even in school

>>36755643
>janny with ip post history

this worries me a bit tbqh, I thought only mods could see ip and not jannies?

>>36755624

You've posted from a Danish IP before

>>36755568
Don't get how anyone can wank to compilations
I need to get into the scene so if it jumps to something else i just get pissed off

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>>36755662
I hope I haven't I've never been to Denmark in my life

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>tfw stuck in east devon with a spider in my bed

>>36755555
that is illegal lad

ill get you done chief

>>36755643
ok this is my second response to you, both with different ips

tell me the countries

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>>36755619
None at uni, around 5 supposedly at home (all normies that date and go clubbing etc), but dispite knowing them for between 17 and 8 years none of them seem to give a shit.

Pablo is pretty good in parts, mostly FML, Real Friends and Wolves. Moody kanye best kanye.

>they would not want to associate with me right now
Why lad?
>>36755661
I have no online friends. You lot are the closest thing that I have.
Did you used to sit alone in the library like me?

>>36755685
what happened to it's 8th leg?

>>36755685
Why has it got 7 legs

>>36755674

That wasn't you complaining about clubs closing really late (1-2am) ?

>>36755707
nah too scared to go into the libary, people always look at you and judge you in there.

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>>36755661
nighty nighty bots
who is your lil pumkin?

>>36755708
That's the spider he tried to pay a bill with.

>>36755447
Haven't spoken to someone outside my immediate family in probablly 10 months.

No, i don't have friends offline or online.

>>36755719
Kek no

>1-2am
>Late

Is this how the danish live?

>>36755685
'kin size of that bastard

>>36755555
Okay, what's my DoB and ethnicity?

fuck sake, this has gone on long enough!

I just need someone who's on the fem side of the masculine-feminine spectrum to allow me to insert my penis into their body so I can use the friction from their insides to produce an orgasm

>>36755661
Anyone can see your post history. The easiest way is to just make a request.

>>36755727
It was pretty comfy for me, at the back I could have 10 rows of books between me and the nearest normie.
>>36755738
Aw, I really hope that your suffering becomes less one day. love you

Lads I think Ive broken out of the cycle, finally have a gf and shes not even ugly. I think I genuinely love her. Its only been 4 days so far though.

Maybe I'll be able to stop posting here soon?

>>36755758

I haven't got a fucking clue

>>36755685
Burn the bed. Abandon the house.

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>>36755779
>I think I genuinely love her. Its only been 4 days so far though.

>>36755779
You can stop right fucking now
actually you can't because this was a story

>>36755758
23th of March and youre a white guy

>>36755779
how did you even manage to locate a woman to ask out??

>>36755779
Another on lost to the evils or Normiedom
See you back in a few days

>>36755447
>How many real friends?

about 6 but most of them rarely bother with me - i only see 2 of them on a regular basis, i see the rest about once every 3-4 months.

how many do you have?

>>36755813
Oh she goes to my college. I think Ive posted about this on here before. It took fucking ages though. Had to get drunk at home on my own to be able to ask her out

>>36755825
Maybe youre right but Im hoping this will last a bit longer. I think I might stop shitposting if it goes on for over a month

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Why do the pretty ones always go black?

>>36755447
>How many real friends?
I have one true friend who I see maybe 1/2 times a year and someone I talk to often who may be a real friend or may fade away like so many others.

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>>36755685
i know the fucking feel lad, this bugger has been in my room for the past few days just chilling. Why have spiders got so big in this country lately

>>36755708
>>36755718
Poor thing. I must have accidentally ripped its leg off when I moved the sheets to get out. He is safely outside

>>36755750
kek. Thought they only come out in August

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>triggered Len by accident before he went to bed again

>>36755707
>None at uni
I had the same problem. The loneliness is awful. Could always ask the student support for advice, I went and they suggested some things like volunteering and some societies which may be of use for making friends. Though I got the impression that you really had to establish yourself within a group early on or you're alone for the whole time there. Try to distract yourself with studying, and /britfeel/ is always here for you lad~

Could always be upfront and ask your home friends why they are acting that way towards you, friends should not be like that desu~

>Why lad?
Because I am a university dropout so it would be embarrassing for them to know someone like me. I do plan on talking to them again when I start uni again~

>>36755867
Has it made a web yet? Maybe you should keep it to kill flies with summer coming up, if you dont mind it walking about I guess

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>>36755838
>most of them rarely bother with me
I've changed my definition of friend recently, people that make excuses can go fuck themselves.
2 sounds better than a lot of us. I'd kill for one.

>>36755707
this was me

>>36755867
>Why have spiders got so big in this country lately
Not sure why but I recall reading something about the warmer weather in the UK these days leads to more insects thus larger spiders.

That or its some immigrant spider species.

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>>36755685
>>36755867
please delete or spoiler these

>>36755881
>embarrassing for them to know someone like me
what about a NEET since secondary school whos never had a job and who'll never go to uni ever?

need to get up to brush teeth but too tired

tempted to just fall asleep in chair

>tfw nobody to tuck me into beddyboes

Think Im gonna go shower in a bit guys. After all its the worst day of the week tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4s_Nltytjg
so hyped lads

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>>36755916
Spiders are cute lad. cute!

>>36755889
Do you have mosquitoes in England now?

>it's a flatmate's birthday
OH GOD!!!

>>36755949
Best one slamming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs

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Hate pakis
Hate women (99.9% normie whores
Hate Labour and Labour voters

Scum. Filth. Maggots. Slime. Traitors.

So many people need their fucking heads caved in. They're either evil or stupid - to the point of warranting death.

>catto endlessly crying outside my window like an asshole
get a life ffs

>>36755888
>I've changed my definition of friend recently, people that make excuses can go fuck themselves.

yeah, its ridiculous. some of them have online friends that they talk rather talk with than go out with the lads.

>>36755889
How do they make it across the channel?

>>36756005
i personally know white people that have raped women though

>>36756027
Make boats out of webs and row over. 8 legs mean they row pretty fast.

>>36756005
Fuck off mate, I get hating pakis but youre being salty over women

Only just realised that it's local elections today (Thursday)

>>36755889
immigrant spider species.

vote ukip lads, kick these freeloading bastards out

>>36755843
Because they're too dumb to resist media brainwashing.

>>36756068
I'd vote for a spider Nigel Farage

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>>36755916
>what about a NEET since secondary school whos never had a job and who'll never go to uni ever?

I do not think you have anything to be too embarrassed about, I know that you are trying very hard to improve your situation and that is very admirable and endearing. And it is not good to measure yourself against these kinds of standards like having a job or going to uni. You may not even want to do those things and just feel pressured to conform to the norm. As long as you feel comfortable with yourself you needn't concern yourself with the opinions of others, and if you don't feel comfortable ask yourself why and strive to improve in those areas~

sorry if that sounds a bit hypocritical senpai

>>36756092

How sad do you have to be to Tripfag on here?

washed, brushed, evacuated, wiped

all set to listen to some asmr then go to sleep lads

>>36756051
And?

When pakis get a captive white they send group messages to all their friends because they know they'll be up for it.

What are the chances that all the men in the takeaway 'just happened' to be rapists? Not one was against it, their first thought was "we can gang rape this bitch"

>>36756057
Women lean very strongly to leftist parties. They see no problem with hanging around dangerous ethnics.

What kind of woman would have anything to do with greasy pakis? I see teen girls hanging around takeaways all the time and it makes me sick. They're fucked in the head. Total lost causes.

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>>36755879
>showed Len a video of my Nan's cat eating food and he liked it

had a cum

thats all folks good night

>>36756113
>How sad do you have to be to Tripfag on here?

You're aware you're talking to an obese adult man that obsesses over 2d cartoon girls right?

that feel when you finally snap out of a year long depression and remember who you are like that chinese guy in inception by playing some autistic pc games. Feel like the guy in ratatouille when he eats it at the end and everythings all good again

>>36756176
I want that light so much now lad.

>Bitcoin still not cleared
>detective anon knows my life story
>cats being too annoying
I'm going to bed

>>36756051
That means we should import more.

>>36756113
A ridiculously narcissistic tripfag too who only cares about others when he's called out for only posting about himself
Tilde pls go

>>36756158
>What are the chances that all the men in the takeaway 'just happened' to be rapists? Not one was against it, their first thought was "we can gang rape this bitch"

you're making a bit of a headstrong statement. they obviously knew each other. the white guy i knew raped a women with friends, does that mean it was just a coincidence that his friends where up for it? - no, shit attracts shit.

you read too much daily mail

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>>36756092
>As long as you feel comfortable with yourself

uh yeah

Its more like I'd probably have to study for a year to even go to uni and it'd probably be a course which wouldn't really give me a great career choice. Looks like Uni would be 95% chance of being a waste of time and money. Still makes me feel insecure not having an education but they hand out degrees like nothing these days I think. I'm not that bothered by having real life friends for the sake of it tbqh, they seem more of an annoying burden than anything else, I'd rather have online friends with more in common with me (not like I have many passions or hobbies)

>>36755437
entire whatsapp infrastructure is down lad

>>36756226
they're 5% of the population yet commit over half of all sex attacks.

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>chest feels weird
I think I might be dying, lads
The sweet release can't come soon enough

>>36756273
me heart hurts every morning youll be alright

>>36756273
I'm witnessing you anon

>>36756226
>they obviously knew each other

So a rapist decided to employ other rapists he was friends with beforehand? There was a significant age difference between all the offenders - as is often the case. This happens all the time, even with people getting their family in on the action.

When does this ever happen with whites?

I read lots of news reports that don't make it to national sites. Stop mindlessly DM bashing like some trendy prick student

>>36756239
Hey anon i just did about 9 months of study to get into uni cause i left high school early. Next term im starting a bachelor of accounting. You can do anything you want to do :)

>>36756283
It isn't just in the morning it's constant
>>36756293
Witness me in Valhalla!

>>36756209
I hope you get it anon. Try and do things you like doing or at least used to. I've tried for so long to outthink the depression. Rationalise it and try and sort my head out through force of will but honestly none it works. Sitting there thinking all day just gets you trapped in your head, best to distract and it seems to fix the problems gradually. Got any projects or hobbies you could work on to get your mind off your problems?

>>36756216

>Claims to have gone to bed
>Is still posting minutes later

Go to bed anon!

>>36756306
Is it really worth it though? what will you get at the end of that? a 25k accounting job I could have got by just working up in some company?

I'm not insulting its just doing random shit at uni is so common and unless its something in STEM or med school it seems pointless

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Thinking of buying a record player lads. How is pick related for 100 bong?

Audio Technica is a reputable brand right, I've had their headphones for years but not sure about there turntables

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>his computer isn't named after his waifu
Post 'em

>>36756239
Well from experience I think you are much better off doing a meme degree you will enjoy that choosing something exclusively for employment prospects, though a middle ground would be more ideal. You could always go to open days though I understand that might not be easy, or possibly email faculties so you have a bit more insight as to whether Uni is for you before dedicating a lot of time and effort towards it.

And I think I prefer online friends as well senpai, it is a lot more laidback and easy to approach people online as well as finding those similar to yourself. What kind of hobbies do you have lad?

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Lads, what do we think of Peter Hitchens?

>>36756337
Yeah, dwelling on things is all that I've done for the last 9 months. Saw my university wellbeing officer but his suggestions were pretty useless. No hobbies to speak of, just here, twitch and pretending to do work.
thank you for asking <3

>>36756378
MORAL MORAL
O
R
A
L

>>36756363
Beats working in a restaurant, hospitality has crushed any semblance of a soul that I had.

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He witnessed one of my family members get executed

http://oxfordstudent.com/2011/05/19/hitchens-on-the-death-penalty/

you know when absolute bimbos get dressed up for court, with their suits and their fake glasses and shit, trying to look smart and professional
turns my dick to diamonds

>>36756300
>So a rapist decided to employ other rapists he was friends with beforehand?

i dont fucking know do i lad, and neither do you. they could of spoke about it beforehand. if people are working together or living together, it isnt too surprising.

When does this ever happen with whites?

it happens all the time, it just doesent make news because reading about pakis doing it has more news value.

regardless of anything we have both said, dm is literally one of the worst sources in the uk.

ffs lads why can't there be an easy, fast, pain-free 100% successful way to commit suicide

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>>36756374
>his computer isn't named after evil AI from scifi.

Can't decide if that's cringey or not, but my desktop being named SHODAN and my phone being named AM makes chuckle sensibly from time to time.

Doubt my phone would destroy humanity, though. It can't even run Grand Order. Don't think I'm missing much though, I hate mobile games.

Posted.

>>36756456
>easy, fast, pain-free 100% successful

Shotgun blast to the face lad, if it doesn't work you'll be too mentally braindead to even know what's going on

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>>36756456

If only we had Euthanasia for lonely robots on request

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>>36756375
I don't even have GCSEs though, I'm working on gcse equilivents one afternoon a week and i'll have them soon but I don't know if they will do much. I'd have to do some meme pre-uni adult course thing before uni and I have no idea how any of it works.

I had over 6k hours in DOTA and a lot on WoW but I've largely given them both up, I don't play that many games anymore. Tried bayonetta but only got 4 hours into it
I wish I had hobbies, I just do random stuff but the last few months I've been sleeping and browsing the internet almost all the time. I'm trying to watch cult and classical movies but gave up, was also going to start reading but never started. At least I sort of started running in my garden. Its funny, have all the time in the world as a NEET but never use it correctly because it makes fun things seem like a job.

>>36756446

Did you see the Peep Show episode 'Jurying'?

Have to admit I loved that Geordie lass in it

peep show makes me feel extremely anxious

>>36756519

Why, because you see yourself in it?

>>36756485
>depressed lad
>bags under eyes
>unshaven
>trying not to burst into tears as he shows the policeman the locked cupboard where the gun will be kept and the seperate one in the other room for the ammo

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>>36756378
He is a good, moral, english man

>>36756494
>have all the time in the world as a NEET but never use it correctly because it makes fun things seem like a job.

that is why being a neet is shit and why most of them are depressed

>>36756532
no desu its too genuine

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>>36756374
My computer is called Claire

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>>36756378
listened to loads of him on youtube, I even bought "an aboloition of britain" and read all of his blogs.

think I'm falling for the blackpill

I got a pretty big dick when I part my legs, I think it's because I'm fat.

Can any skele bros confirm this? When I spread my legs out my dick gets bigger by about 3 inches. It's a fat ol dick too, so it looks pretty tasty when I'm like that.

Standing up or any other position is no bueno.

>>36756561
You're such a nice human being Karenfriend

boss tune this lads haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7jEpsgpPLQ

I WANT TO FUCK A OLDER FAT WOMAN REE

>>36756605
Go on any swinging website, there's fat older women just handing out blowjobs. I got 3 on my phone that I see every now and then.

I reccomend being under 25 though.

>>36756064
I've been doing nothing but filling out surveys concerning the election on Qmee for the past 3 days. Getting that bank from it though so cant complain .

>>36756387
do you like food at all? bit of a stupid question like but i feel that cooking is a good hobby to pick up since pretty much everyone enjoys the end result and the process in itself as quite meditative. Quite easy to keep doing since the results are so tasty.

Tempted to ask people to say goodnight again but I'm not sure it would even cheer me up.

>>36756619
I'm 18 lad what are these so called swinging websites

>>36756374
My computer is named after the amount of times I've reformated it, currently it's called "Ten".

>>36756494
>i'll have them soon
That's great to hear senpai! Universities will view it positively if you do apply since it demonstrates dedication and effort and you may find it easier to find work should you want to. Yes, I believe you could do an Access to Higher Education course which would allow you to get into uni, or you could self-study A-Levels and sit exams privately though both of those are quite expensive, it is good to know that opportunities exist!

I lost interest in all of my hobbies until my therapist suggested anti-depressants which have worked for me. Not sure whether you are comfortable with that kind of thing though since I know your view on depression in general. I have sometimes found that literally forcing myself to do things helps and after a while I start to find more enjoyment in them. It sounds like you have a lot of interests and passions but just lack motivation. You can always discuss things with me if that helps keep you motivated as well lad~

>Its funny, have all the time in the world as a NEET but never use it correctly because it makes fun things seem like a job.

I felt the same when I was a NEET. I know it is a meme thing to say but when your free time is limited by wageslaving or other obligations you appreciate and make better use of the time you do get~

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>>36756587
Err. Thanks, lad.
I am on here but not elsewhere

>>36756619
which websites specifically?
t

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>>36756639

I signed up to Qmee, but I get rejected for all Surverys, at least I got the joining bonus

>>36756656
Just google Adult Swingers on google, also
http://www.cougardate.co.uk/

>>36756648
I share a flat with 7 other people. My social anxiety is bad to the point that I starve/ eat fast food junk to avoid having to interact with them, the panick attacks are too much. The campus is really pretty in the summer, so I might go for some longer walks, just to get outside.

>>36756692
That looks like one of those bullshit ads you see on porn sites

>>36756683
I found on the first day you get shit all, the 2nd or 3rd is better than they just keep coming in. I make about 2 quid a day from it.

Just don't try to speed rush the surveys also lieing helps sometimes. When they ask what your main incomer in your household works as I always put the richest option.

Also if you can pick up from clues what the survey is going to be about as you answer the qualifying questions try and play the survey. It's hard to explain but if you go into a survey called "consumer trends" and they ask if you've watched any movies in the past 5 months just say yes. Same shit for car surveys etc.

>>36756453
While the lefty Guardian is one of the best? Pakis are only 5% of the population yet somehow manage to commit more than half of all sex attacks

>he's copying len's appeal now
made me laugh

>>36756740
sign up with a fake email then faget

>>36756781
Who do he mean?

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>>36756666
nice quads.

doctor did prescribe me setraline and sent me to a suicide crisis nurse or something. I was supposed to go back but cancelled and never did. I'll see where I am after the summer is over and if i'm no where I'll probably just bite the bullet and take medication. Only thing thats keeping me going is the fact that through my efforts I might end up either studying or in a job/trade apprentischip or something. Although I don't really feel i'd make a blue collar worker

>>36756781
>he doesn't know len and tilde is the same person

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>>36756845
If, not when, chinklad

>>36756763
>Pakis are only 5% of the population yet somehow manage to commit more than half of all sex attacks

source?

my preferred paper is the times

>>36756845
But Im not bothered anon

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Convince me to go to bed and not listen to the lil peep album that just popped up on spotify
I know it's edgy teenager music but it gives me feels
I think I might kind of fancy him too

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Is this kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzdMOa9hEc

>>36756816
the tripcode attention seeker

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Who /stratfeel/ here?

bl000000000x

>>36756965
>tfw there was a year 9 school trip there that everyone had fun on and you didn't go

>>36756825
I definitely think it is better to try all available options and I think it is fantastic that you are considering trying anti-depressants. I was very reluctant initially and was against taking drugs but I am honestly very glad I did. And you will end up studying or working in an industry you like. Hard work will always pay off senpai. Blue collar work is not my kind of thing either but there are lots opportunities for comfy jobs going lad. Just got to find something that interests you. If you need motivation do not hesitate to let me know!

>>36756845
Wo xuexi le hanyu, Xi. Hanyu hen rongyi~

lads im going to up the steroids and dye my hair blonde and up the bling to rebel against society

i need an edgey persona though.

black ice and coldsteel are already overused

>>36756991

You are a fat useless waste of space, and most of the people in this thread despise you. You may get 1 or 2 anons that like you, but you're rejected here, just like in real life.

>>36757041
>i need an edgey persona though.

Simply 'Dante'

The cool friend you had in secondary school who drank Jack Daniels and had a goth girlfriend called Violet who also listened to My Chemical Romance and Three Days Grace

>>36756991
what anti-depressents did you start on and end up on?

I'd only considier them because I'll probably be suicidal again if I don't manage to do something and remain in this cycle of self loathing. I started not being shut in about october last year after becoming quite close to suicide perhaps, hard to say that but I really did meltdown for a few weeks, I'd best avoid that.

>>36757062
very mean poster

>>36757041
I'm gonna suck 100 black cocks to show my dad I'm not someone to be messed with

>>36757041
>lads im going to up the steroids

why? you will just look like you're compensating for something.

>>36757062
Ah tilde is alright don't be a twat.

>>36757041
spider isn't cliche any more

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>>36757141
>spider

hotpotdesu

>>36757115
He's not wrong though, Tilde is a narcissist waste who only pretends to care because he's been revealed as a shallow attention whore.

>>36756868
South Asians account for 7% of the total population, but are responsible for 33% of rape crime. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/02/world/in-torrent-of-rapes-in-britain-an-uncomfortable-focus-on-race-and-ethnicity.html?_r=0

>>36756965
>that lovely, dirty-concrete building next to it, a marvel of modern british architecture

>>36757137

>not wanting to look like rich piana

jfc this betaness

>>36757115
I am taking fluoxetine for depression and bulimia so I am not sure how that would work for others. Most GPs seem to have a decent idea of which anti-depressant would best suit your circumstances.

Oh lad I had no idea you felt so rough. Well done on getting yourself through that and not giving up. You are more than welcome to discuss your feelings with me if you feel that way in the future~

>>36757243
>bulimia

How can you be fat and bulimic?

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>>36757162
>pretends to care

feels like everyone, Doctors, Parents, "online friends". could be the same. They only "care" about me because they feel obliged to or need to. Its just how the world is I suppose. I don't really care if nobody actually cares about me. I prefer it that way.

That said I don't think he is what you say. It would seem impossible to judge somebody just from online posts

>>36757243
SSRIs are scary because of how random it all seems. They don't seem to know how they really work and they're used to treat so many issues under one umbrella. Also I don't really trust my GP

>>36757322
>everyone but this one poster who suddenly took an interest once he was attacked for being an attention whore only pretends to care

Listen to what you're saying m80

>>36757219
how is that beta?

being alpha is being able to lead a pack, not taking drugs so you can look a certain way because you're insecure and dont feel masculine.

rich piana looks retarded. being unnaturally giant doesn't=power, it makes you look like autistic.

>ikb4 - you're just saying that because you;re small.

im a good healthy size. if i wanted to look like an autist, i would.

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Who /latenightsnack/ here?

>>36757407
used to scoff a whole one of them as something to fill me inbetween meals
what a pig I was

saying that, I just ate a bag of mini fingers

>>36757377

hes literally the most popular man in social media fitness.

he has 5x longer lines in expos than the actual mr olympia and other personalities.

some small fry bruno mars lookalike like yourself should just continue getting cucked by the powers

>>36757407
>tfw I'd eat it all in one go

>>36757407

>noy having those liberte blueberry greek yogurt pots that are 50% off on tesco

do you even protein dessert bro

>>36757359
I mean hes responded to me plenty of times before like 1 year ago before I started posting with ebina so its not just now.

the jist of my post was I don't care if people are just being superficial or not. I don't care if they really care or not. Theres a chance they really do and thats more than what I usually get. Basically i'm pathetic and i'll accept someone being nice and motivating to me.

>>36757407
not a big fan of milk chocolate like this, all the popular chocolate bars make me feel sick

>>36757407
Preferred it when you had that chicken kebab lad.

Would love a chicken kebab but the place near me only does lamb. Motherfuckers.

https://youtu.be/8Ac34Khe-fc
What did he mean by this?

>>36756369
a-anyone?

ori

>>36757532
Don't bother, its all on YouTube mate

>>36757540
That's not a hobby though is it...

>>36756369
>>36757532
Audio Technica are definitely a reputable brand when it comes to headphones. Can't vouch for their turntables but I assume they must be decent, unless they are made by a different company who is just licensing the name or something. That happens occasionally.

>>36757540
I know lad but I want to start a collection of vinyls to fill the empty hole in my life

>>36757549
Play Tennis

I've got a golden tickeeet

>>36757431
you literally have no argument. thanks for proving my point.

real masculine figures like napoleon or alexander the great are alpha, not fucking rich piana lol. who gives a fuck if he is popular, it doesn't make him a role model or alpha, fucking Justin briber is popular.

you throw around terms that you dont understand because you have heard them on 4hcna.

i wasn't even looking for an argument. you were just being edgy.

you're like pakipoo. you have to take body enhancing drugs because you're weak. you're the exact definition of delusion. nothing alpha about you.

>>36756369
100 bong for a belt drive. not worth it mate.

you want direct drive for any sort of quality.
go to the ebay - DJ pro turntables

>>36756369
https://youtu.be/bVmrNH0ZMi0

>>36757572
>You're like pakipoo

Oof. BTFO.

Be careful though. You can't take things like that back.

I prefer marko to tilde desu

>>36757407
Lucky cunt.

I need some sweets, lads.

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THE CRANE FLIES ARE GROWING STRONGER
AND
LAAAARGGGRR

Bitcoin just keeps going up...
Pisses me off whenever I look at it

>>36757629

We all do, he's the best trip britfeel as ever had probably.

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>>36757681
>tfw it's gone up 60% since I bought some and that was only a few weeks ago

>>36757714
How much did you buy lad? You planning on holding?

>>36757681
>Don't buy bitcoin because I feel like it's going to crash any day now
>It doesn't
>Repeat for months
Should I just fucking buy some lads?

>Listening to this
>Starts at 1:02
>Have listened on a loop about 300 times today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fxq7kqyWO8

Anyone else spend ages on wiki as for things they've never watched or played?

>>36757407
>Who /latenightsnack/ here?

I'm eating a kebab pizza

>>36757727
Tbh I feel as if just buying 1 and holding might be the best move

>>36757739

I spent about 2 hours reading articles on the Isle of Wight yesterday

>>36757725
I bought 100 bongs worth, I spent some of it on a 4chan pass, and some failed altcoin investments. I would cash out, but I want to keep some bitcoins for the sake of it.
I'm going to buy 800 bongs worth when the next dip happens.

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>>36757478
I am honoured that you remember

I thought I kept my duvet out of that last pic

I eat the chocolate one square at a time. I let it melt too, I don't chew it. It lasts a long time that way

>>36757629
>>36757709
Thanks lads, I appreciate it.

>>36757785
I recognised your hand. You've got very distinctive fingernails. Elegant, yet masculine.

>>36757768
Think I might do the same lad. Ill hate myself If I don't buy at least 1 then it keeps going up. Bought 100s worth myself and sold for a 5% profit lol

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Just popping in to post a Reliant Robin. What board shall I post a Reliant Robin on next?

>>36757845
What a lovely compliment, thank you. Normally I chew them so they look a bit shitty but I've been successfully growing them for about two weeks now without munching

>>36757884
s4s
Originally

Off to bed now lads, wagecucking in the morning, hope the night crew have fun.

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>tfw no gook gf that has had 7 plastic surgery operations

im thinking about getting into the keyboard or piano

to begin with, what is the difference between the two and how do i learn to play it?

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>>36757941
Nagisa has never had surgery u heathen

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>been shopping at Aldi for the last few years
>had to go back to Tesco due to car being repaired and Tesco is in cheap taxi distance
>all the name brands I bought taste so much better

Fuck you Aldi! You told me all your ripoff brands tasted just as good!!

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>>36757930
Sleep tight lad

Don't let the bedbugs bite

Somehow still not original

>>36757768
>>36757874
I made a bit of money on it back in 2011. Bought in at about $2.20 and sold at around $23. Should have kept it but I desperately needed the money.

I've also bought plenty since, but then bought weed with them immediately afterwards.

If I kept all of the Bitcoin I've ever had and sold it today, it would be at least $150k if not more. Bit depressing but you never know which way these things are going to go. Plus the people who were early adopters (like the clowns on the Bitcoin Talk Forum back in 2011-2012) were such fucking idiots and shady conmen that it was hard to believe they could be right about the potential of Bitcoin.

Not everyone knew about it when it was that cheap, and I stumbled across it one day. If I was better with money and better at spotting opportunities I could have been a millionaire from it.

>>36757983
My pic was unrelated. Nagisa is a chink and I was talking about those kimchi fuckers

>>36758007
What was the biggest difference you noticed?

For me, you can never skimp on baked beans. Nothing beats Heinz.

Frozen pizzas are a grey area. There's nothing wrong with getting an supermarket own brand one, but when you start getting into the value/aldi/lidl territory they get pretty rank.

>>36758043
I knew about it in 2010 lad but didn't put anything into it. Makes me angry but I guess there was no way of knowing to be fair

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>>36758043
Had 4 bitcoins with MTGOX when they went belly up. Filed claims but never got a response. Bought when they were 60 each. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36758093
Just noticed it with a nutella sandwich. Aldis Nutoka doesn't even compare. Haven't tried the pizzas I bought yet but was never a big fan of Aldis anyways.

>>36757975
Guess u need a piano for classical and jazz but for most other stuff a keyboard would do. Probably would want to get lessons the first few months as well

Ffs 2am and my dad is singing mack the knife downstairs. Hate this house can never sleep because of this shit

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>>36758185
>tfw my dad is reserved and never talks to me

>>36757975
>keyboard or piano
keyboard is digital representation of sound, where as piano makes actual vibrations.

pianos are harder to get rid of when you get bored and give up.

as for learning I started here, it helped me fast track a lot and gave me a good overview of music theory as a whole.

http://www.howmusicworks.org/

just click the begin now button

>>36758109
In 2010 there was no way of knowing. But in 2011 Silk Road had just opened. Should have thought about the opportunity but I was too excited about buying drugs. I was also a massively early adopter for buying weed online (bought from various vendors in Canada and Amsterdam as early as 2003). Back then it was e-gold, pecunix or liberty reserve rather than bitcoin.

>>36758136
MtGox was one of the reasons I thought Bitcoin would never survive. A currency where the main exchange used to be used for trading magic the gathering cards just made it seem so shit. Of course in the end it was MtGox themselves that were shit, and not BTC.

>>36758137
You ever tried Lotus Biscoff Spread? Since I tried that I've never bothered with Nutella. It's not exactly the same (isn't chocolatey) but it's a superior sweet spread.

>>36758185
2am and my dad is watching Terminator extremely loudly. Good thing I don't sleep intul 7am or I'd be pissed

>>36758264
2am and my dad is going on at me about how he's a "top shagger" and I'm a "spotty virgin"

>>36758271
But is he wrong lad? Is he wrong..

>>36758297
My complexion is alright and my mum says he was never much of a ladies man before he met her.

According to him though, when he was my age he was "shagging for Scotland"

>>36758185
>mack the knife

thats the song my dad used to sing when there was a karoke setup

>>36758222
i would probably get a digital piano anyway if i was to get one. dont have the room for a proper piano. just wasnt sure what the difference is between a piano and keyboard but from what i am beginning to understand they are essentially the same but sound different. i wasnt sure if they had a different layout etc.

thanks. i will add this to my favorites.

>>36758148
thanks. ill look into what music is created with each instrument

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>shaved 3 days ago
>its already becoming visible again

never used to grow this fast, think it looks alright when its just a little bit but I'll have to shave weekly at this rate

>>36758326
>i wasnt sure if they had a different layout etc.
no, the keys are all the same. its just that you can change what sound the keys make.

weighted keys are nice but not essential, they feel heavy like a real piano, instead of cheap plastic.

>>36758349
Wait till you start getting a five o'clock shadow

What are you lads up to?
Just reading Plato while listening to a spot of Mozart myself and nibbling on some animal biscuits. A regular NEET late night eh haha?

Captcha: kreutz Plato wtf

>>36758370
hair doesn't really grow on my chin though. Just wierd pube moustache and a little soul strip/under the chin

>>36758381
probably gonna watch BCS and hopefully a movie afterwards, but i've been saying that for the last 2 nights

>>36758391
It will get more intense though

>>36758423
That better call Saul? Been meaning to watch that

>>36757983
>I'm more disgusted by the Transformer in the picture and the fact it's not a Gundam.

FFS, I need to stop using /toy/

A radical faction of the Swiss Guard on the phone about assassinating the pope tomorrow night.

>>36758439
probably, I wouldn't mind facial hair but it just looks childish and shite when I leave it, i've been too lazy to shave but I did the other day and it looks better than the messy shite 17 year old tier facial hair.

>>36758472
yeah, /tv/ memes it and says its boring and nothing happens but its still pretty good.

>>36758381
what plato book are you reading?

>>36758218
My dad literally types up letters and hands them to me rather than talk to me. At least i know where i get my spergyness from.

>>36758541
Last days of Socrates. Only at the beginning

>>36758357
ah right, i get ya.

would you suggest getting a keyboard or digital piano? im thinking digital piano atm

>>36758599
At least my dad isn't that autistic
Mine just sits on the sofa reading through wikipedia articles

>>36758599
I'd love to see the rest of that

Because you didn't leave anything to read

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>>36758599
>tfw my dad prints off 10 year old memes and puts them on the fridge

>yanks making a poirot film
>it looks like they're fucking it up
Every fucking time. Just leave good stuff alone

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>>36758776
>Little Englander
>Views never questioned
>Ergo is always right

BREAKING NEWS

If you get high enough you can tickle yourself.

>>36758860
I'm not sure what you're on about
Either way anyone playing Poirot except David Suchet is baffling to me

>>36758910
Uh-huh, and it's only Basil Rathbone or Jeremy Irons that can play Shylock? Cuz RDJ sucked.

Bullshit - you see through your own small provincial lens only.

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>>36758349
>tfw stopped shaving and turned out I could grow a nice beard

>>36759034
Nah, Jeremy Brett is the only Holmes for me

do women prefer a guy that is smart, reads a lot and writes or one that is muscular and big?

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>>36759065
>don't shave because i'm a NEET
>ends up looking awful

I mean shaving hurts but I guess I can do it now and again. Wish it looked decent enough to just leave though

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>>36759166
>tfw can't even get to that level

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>>36759345
I'd rather have none than an awful attempt though, it takes months to get it like that

>>36759576
That's you? At least I know you're white now

>>36759612
why didn't you think I was white anon

ooga booga

>bored
>been meaning to play some of the new vidya I bought
>end up lying in bed and playing shitty mobile games for 8 hours instead

>>36759658
I thought you were a paki or some shit

>>36759166
ah the classic paedophile look

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>>36759680
>Redownload Love Live on my phone
>All the girls and songs are different

The world is changing lads

im watching a conversation on omegle. reminds me of why im shit with women and i have no "game". i dont know how normies do it.

>>36760057
the banter is like next level shit to me. i would feel too scared to say the stuff this guy is saying, i feel like i would just come off as a dick.

>>36760089
https://youtu.be/wm6FpvcOvC8
How I feel talking to people

>>36760057
Screenshots lad
Otikn

>>36760089
>>9456992 (OP)
Well usually I just think, what if a demon appeared in my bedroom in my loneliest loneliness and told me that everything in my life down the very detail (this moonlight, this cobweb, this demon, this 4chan) was fated to repeat eternally, exactly in the same way every time, for all time, without a thing different. Would I be terrified at this? Would I cower? Or would I have tasted something so glorious in my short lifetime that I would happily live through the drudgery of sixty-odd years again and again, just to relive that moment of glory, and would say to the demon, Thou art no demon, but divine.

>>36760128
same lad, when im talking to women anyway. my ex is a bit higher with guys and i have unlocked enough dialogue to have brief conversations.

>>36760144
i would have lad but they've already disconnected after trading emails. the guy did seem a bit desperate at the end of the convo, he kept asking for her kik or snap chat.

>>36760211
>didn't even delete the original reply when copying his copypasta

is this some sort of meta meme

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My hair smells like coconut

>watch a stream
>streamer invites a female friend onto the stream
>she goes against all my sensibilities
>tfw I've become obsessed with her
Help!

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>>36758715
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FUCKING NEW

>>36758715
what memes are they lad?

>>36760257
>ex
Kill yourself, normalfag.

>>36760428
My hair smells like apple

>>36758349
What age are you? I was the same up until 24

Now if I shave in the morning I have stubble at night. In 3 days it would be kinda thick

not a goos day lads

>>36760958
Aye lad, aye

>>36759103

this cant possibly be a sefious question.

>bot in an mmo so i dont have to farm 10 hours a day
>end up mesmerized and end up waTching the bot for hours on end

jfc what am i doing

>>36759103
Smart is the worst possible choice. You're actually missing out the successful chad.
Not always muscular, but tall, extremely successful and confident the sort of guy who will be a CEO even if he really isn't that clever he's just confident and manipulative.