pls help me

Just say a cat scratched you if anyone asks

>>36752403
>cat
lmao that one's overused. a raccoon sounds better

>>36752370
Just burn your skin.

>>36752403
Is it really believable though? I'm going to a military inspection in a week, do you think they'll buy it?

>>36752370
Hahahaha pussy faggot

>>36752370
You joining the military? You need to come up with some bullshit excuse.
Also don't tell them shit about any mental health problems unless you went to a military hospital.

>>36752370
Nobody gives a fuck about selfharm scars anon, i still have mine from when i was an edge master
If someone gives you shit just tell them to fuck off

>>36752471
Those literally look like cat scratches, try harder next time pussy.

>>36752370
I recognized them as self harm scars but if I saw you in real life I'd second guess it and probably never mention it.

Yeah they can kinda pass as injury scars.

>>36752486
Thankfully i don't have any mental health history on any government records so they cant know. My only fear is them finding out about my scars, because if they do ill have no chance of getting to where i want

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Just forget about them, if anyone asks just tell em it's nothing at all.

>>36752370
>How obvious are these self harm scars?
Extremely obvious.

>Could they possibly pass for injury scars or something else?
No. Do you think everyone's as retarded as you? What do you expect them to think when they see a bunch of horizontal scars on your forearm?

>>36752539
Thank you, i hope the army wouldn't think much of it...

>>36752547
Don't hide them. Do what >>36752450 said any say you and your friends were being retarded and messed with a raccoon. You bought butterfly stitches so you didn't go to any place to get it treated.

But do not hide it and just pretend like it's any other scar. They'll find it when they inspect you.

My dog leaves more noticeable scratches than that when we play.

>>36752370
say you crashed your bike into a wire fence I have 3 scars on my bicep that kind of look like those, from when I crashed into a barbed wire fence

>>36752559
I wish i could, haven't took my shirt off in 3 years because of that
>>36752602
Thank you, i appreciate your help
>>36752631
That's a good excuse, i actually thought of something similar. Thank you!

>>36752559
wtf mermaid man