>tfw 40 >tfw khhv

>>36751705
you are pretty old m8

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Have sex.

original

>>36751726
but am i too old anon?

>>36751757
too old for what m8

>>36751705
fembot here
ugh you must be like so gross

>>36751754
how do i do that anon that was not helpful

>>36751705
Yer but you can watch that movie in an unironical, ironically way.

>>36751959
what movie are you talking about anon?

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>has sex with one girl only
>lost count though how many times with this one girl.
>Only ever fingered another girl before that and touched her tits but she didn't touch my dick at all

Am I a virgin

>>36751934
dress nice, practice good hygiene, not be ugly, not be fat or skinny, not be a manlet, make a steady source of considerable income, have a network of friends, be funny, do interesting hobbies

>>36752021
What the fuck i need to do all that just to get some pussy? wtf

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>>36751705
post pic anon, we want proof of your age plz

>>36751998
VR headsets don't count anon, so yes you're still a virgin

>>36752376

Hygiene, not being fat and not being a raging autismo should be enough if you leave the house once in a while.

>>36752476
I cannot remember the last time that i left my house I think it was back in 05 which was the same year i found 4chan

>>36752772
I don't believe you
qwertyuiio

>>36752879
Okay.
>>36752449
Do fleshlights count?

>>36752931
Are you fat?
organel post

>>36752021
>not be ugly
Women consider 80% of men unattractive so that's pretty much impossible.

Which is why I've given up btw.

>>36752947
take one guess
>>36752990
this why im a virgin pretty much

>>36752990
bullshit i want proof on this otherwhise youre lying

>>36752449
N.a. it was a real girl

>>36751987
40 year old virgin staring Steve Carell

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>>36752424
What the fuck is this gif?
Can I get sauce?

Thank god I managed to escape my robotics when I was 24.

Worthless fucking virgins

kys

>>36751705
is it true that you become a necromancer at 40 if youre KHHV?

>>36754192
>24
>escaped """robotics"""
>tells virgins to kill themselves

God what a loser, you're still just as bad as op you dip