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total autism stories

tell stories about when you were being an autistic retard. i'll start

>be me
>12 years old
>its Christmas day
>be exited as fuck because gonna get new animal crossing
>receive animal crossing game from aunt
>play it all day
>even bring it to school to play
>fast forward a couple of months
>there is a big cool event in my town where they release all the water from the dam
>don't give a damn, i really just want to play animal crossing
>almost to the location
>mom says to put it up sense were almost there
>i say just a couple more minutes
>decide to go to the island in the game
>were at the dam
>i go to save the game
>"you cannot save in this location"
>ohno.jpg
>my mom says put it up
>i have to ride all the way back to the town in the stupid boat
>takes about 2 minutes cause of the stupid fucking frog singing and i cant skip
>mom gets pissed off
>while im waiting my mom gets even more pissed off
>starts yelling at me and slaps me
>says were going home
>start crying and say sorry and that we can still go back
>says no
>this event only happens every 60 years
>wanna fucking kill myself when i get home
>have suicidal thoughts for about a week
all because of this stupid fucking game mechanic i ruined a perfect family moment

god damn autism man