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We May now - edition
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How much is a bed and breakfast these days in Bongistan? Do they still exist?
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>>36751573
Really depends on which area of the country you're staying - where are you thinking?
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welcome! sit and hae a drop afore ye go
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Tesco Piri Piri Chicken Chunks are stocked and on sale again
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>>36751573
like 50 quid on average
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>>36751557
;)

>>36751517
Don't do it lad. Are you sure part of the temptation is the somewhat taboo aspect of it?

- PM Kev x
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We did agree to let Aussie anon have his upside down thread. please remember this for next thread
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gonna make breakfast now... wish me luck, I'm fucking starving
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MiIk Cat 28
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>>36751600
no, it's more like romantic love.
It's not sexual, I just really, really care for her a lot, more than anyone else, and can see us together for our entire lives happily with no one else.
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Here's another little gem for you

Within just 9 years, The proportion of regular Cannabis users is expected to overtake the number of regular Tobacco smokers
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>>36751589
Can we fuck off with the Kay meme already
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>>36751557
Once they go black edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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>>36751557
loving OP image edition

proper pukka
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>>36751649

ive never been into weed but i dont have anything against it, but i am hoping to pack in ciagrettes soon, so you think there will be anyone left smoking cigs in 20 years?
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>>36751649
the fucking state of this country, thats a horrific stat
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that thing I was stressing out over didn't happen
she was behind because of a fussy client and I really, really didn't want to do it, so she marked it as done as we were both glad
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FAKE NEWS

ZERO VOTES
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>>36751663
I literally only added it cus the other punters go on about it, but she seems genuinely nice* and makes food that could cause heart attacks in an elephant, so it's proper cozy nosh for are pub, eh?

*want to spaff on her tits
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>>36751635
I'd still advise against it.
I feel it's likely to cause unwanted issues in the family which will most likely ruin it for you.

- PM Kev x
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>>36751687
NIGGER GOT BTFO
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>>36751665
The absolute state of you lad.
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>>36751683

Indeed, although its expected to be 9.7% for tobacco vs 9.8% for cannabis, so perhaps slightly less drastic.
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goodfellas poster, can you not wait to post your shill/shit until later on in the thread, preferably when the thread is dead/pruned?
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May we never forget that last result.
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>>36751715
ffs don't give im any (you)s that only encourages them and makes them think we want this shit or that we like it ffs

be passive agressive like the white wimmins they claim to love

>tfw considering reporting goodfellas poster
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>>36751665

2 white girls flying concord, the worlds only successful supersonic jetliner, flew past my house today at mach 2.02 and they wouldnt shutup about this ffs

not even i voted for you, i voted for sexeh kev
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imagine a world without Islam lads.

like there are countries in the world that disagree with each other. But we've basically had decades of peace since the last major conflict the Korean war.

All we have now are shitty little conflicts in the mid east because Muslims get uppity. If they didn't exist there would be global peace.
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>>36751685
see?
ignore it and it goes away
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>go to doctors
>waiting for bus
>chav drives past
>winds down window and leans out
>calls me a girl, laughs with his mates
>drives off

i hate this fucking country
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>>36751700
t-thanks Kev. Yer a real pal, friendo.
God bless.
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>>36751716
still, so many degenerates breaking the law, i honestly wish they were punished harder so it would discourage weed use
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>>36751809

this is why i always wear earphones, even if im not listening to music i can just pretend ive not heard them and they feel defeated
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>>36751815
You are welcome lad. I'm sure you will find a good lass in time, Sorry you didn't get the news you hoped for.

- PM Kev x
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Time for bath attempt number 2 lads

Backstory: I don't turn my boiler on which means I get no hot water, so when I want a bath I have to turn it on and then wait a few hours while it heats the water. Yesterday I didn't wait long enough and I ran out before the bath was full.
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>>36751849

for many years ive been saying that for drugs, in particular cocaine, someone needs to sell a huge batch of it laced with something deadly to humans, something that will cause death at a very low dosage, preferably a slow and painful death, that would remove a few normies
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>>36751600
>>36751700
Wait? Is Kev allowed to bless himself?
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>>36751649
Can we have some homosex statistics?
How about weaboo related statistics?
I think those are very fitting to this thread
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>>36751860

>I don't turn my boiler on

Is it a combi boiler?
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>>36751809

Are you the egg man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psm97ScJWXc
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>>36751860
Why not bathe in the cold water?
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>>36751625
What happened to the Cum Cat
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>>36751809
i hate that fucking file size you crusty fanny
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>>36751886
I dunno what that is. It's not hot on demand. It heats a tank of water.
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>>36751787
i mean tbf its kinda united states fault for fucking up with their middle east agenda

they are a shit super power tbqh
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What a garbage thread. The children trying to force their memes here really bring it down.
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got completely smashed last night and apparently entered a pub quiz on my own, i scored 4 out of 20 in the music round, i just wish i could remember which pub it was so i can avoid ever going back there
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What a garbage thread. The complainers bitching about memes here really bring it down.
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>have over 30 pictures of this one clothing model wearing different qipaos
>don't even know her name

how do I find her lads I'm in love.
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>>36752053
>qipaos
Thanks for telling me what those dresses are called. I have a thing for them
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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing today?
What have you been up to?
Mild or spicy curry?

Hope you're all doing great and have had or are having a fun time whatever it is you're getting up to!

I like mild curries desu, I am not man enough for spice.

Is the anon with the despair husbando around?
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>>36752086
They're also called cheongsams. Not as nice as the Vietnamese Ao Dai, but the woman in them is usually a lot nicer looking not being Vietnamese.
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>binge ate and vomited three times today

G-guess I'll try again tomorrow lads~
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>>36752108

Woke up at 10am. Had a subway and then went for a walk around the park.

Objectively my mental health is improving. Subjectively I still feel very tormented. Not sure how to feel about it desu.

Oh and somewhere in between mild and spicy is best I reckon Len!
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>>36751961
Soon
Hmmm yes...

X
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>exams are coming
>been inside for so long Theresa May looks kinda hot
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>>36752164

Reckon shes a shaver? or a busher?
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>>36752116
>Vietnamese Ao Dai
Now that is a nice dress. What is it about traditional east asian clothes that get me going
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>>36751683
What's so horrific about it anon? Do you have shares in Phillip Morris or something?
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I like how oriental women and pakistani women wear high heels with casual clothes. Like they'll wear a t shirt and jeans but high heels.

Why don't white girls do this? It's really good.
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>>36752182
busher guarantee
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>>36751712
>Nigger
Why are you bringing race into it?
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>>36752235
>society choosing to destroy itself with weed at an increasingly alarming rate is no problem
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>>36752223
Their women still value their own culture unlike ours.
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>>36750576
>we leave the EU
>it crumbles and dies within 20 years
gonna be pretty fun to watch all these smug eu cunts when they have to pay for another bailout to some shitty country tbqh
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Reminder that there is a janny who regularly browses britfeel, and he can see your post history
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>>36752277
>weed destroys society

I don't think so mate. Colorado and Washington seem OK.
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Lost 16-year-old girl 'was gang-raped by kebab shop owner and three others in flat over the takeaway after she asked them for directions'

Another day another rape
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Your votes would be appreciated, thank you

http://www.strawpoll.me/12888606
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>>36752278
Not many traditional european dresses are this hot to me
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>>36752311
alcohol destroys society
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>>36752311

not the anon you replied to but it would be terrible if weed was legalised here, its just a different culture, look at drinking here Vs the US, legal in both places and look at the absolute state of any town or city centre on friday/saturday night here
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>>36751683

F U D D Y
D U D D Y
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Just had a sweet potato with some onion and cheese, topped with an egg w/minced garlic and hummus and coleslaw.

I wish all my days could be so simple.
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>>36752300
He must laugh like a motherfucker if he looks at mine.
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>>36751787
Cuba
Colombia
Vietnam
Angola
Mozambique
Peru
Nicaragua
El Salvador
Guatemala
Zimbabwe
Grenada
Falklands
Ethiopia
Panama
Croatia
Romania
Georgia
Congo
Liberia
Rwanda
Mexico
Ukraine
...Really fucking peaceful.
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>>36752326
Are there any traditional European dresses that are sexy though? They're usually quite bulky and designed to cover a woman's modesty.

Eastern cultures like China, Japan and India have always liked showing off their women.
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>>36752321
>being statistically average height
vs
>having an statistically average sized penis
i'm not voting in your shit poll
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im listening to Daemonia Nymphe

state your favorite bands/artists right now

yes tha boyz
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>>36752359

Yes because pot-heads are known for their raucous behaviour.
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>>36752338
There's never been a society without alcohol.
>>36752359
So how do you think it would pan out with weed?
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>>36752412
t. shrimp dicked manlet
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>>36752108
Well, don't I feel special. Feel no obligation to read all of the following as it turned out to be a bit of a wall of text, but it's just nice to have an excuse to type it out, help work through my own mind.
I don't think buying snacks last night was a bad Idea, I just ended up binge-eating and I think it messed with my sleep schedule. I should have taken greater measures to ensure I exercised self-control but going to the shops tends to exacerbate any existing stress, and I had a lot at the time.
Besides the broken sleep schedule being that my day has only been 5 hours long so far, today has been okay. I took a long shower to the point I'm cleaner than I've been in a long time, and then I sat in a cafe and studied until it closed. I worry I spend too much time at cafes, they're expensive around here, but they're a great environment to keep intrusive thoughts out and be productive. I worry that now I've been forced back into my own room my mood will take a downturn, but there's little I can do about that. I just realised I have eaten nothing all day, so I am back in the same position I was yesterday. I'm not sure what to do about that.
I can handle spice, I inherited what my mother would call "asbestos mouth", but as far as curries go I prefer mild ones as I find them more flavourful.

Now I've typed about myself for far too long, how are you?
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Literally just ate so I could drink alcohol and not feel sick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtQhWwYHB30
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>>36752417

i doubt it will be the stereo-typical stoner types if it happens over here, more like chavs off their fucking faces either lacing weed with something or mixing it with drink/other drugs, i know pretty much everyone can get hold of weed even though its illegal but legalising it would just make them bigger dickheads about it
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>>36752437
But it's Wednesday
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>>36752427
D-DELETEE THIS
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>>36752223
Top tastes tbqh.
Got my viet gf to wear one for me one time.
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>>36752425
weed is based
>>36752359
You telling me the US doesn't have a binge drinking culture?
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>>36752182
Never thought I'd get aroused at the thought of Theresa May sitting naked on the edge of a bath with her leg resting on the side and her shaving her snatch

>'this brexit business is bushy stuff, eh Anon?'
wat do
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>>36752488
well neither did I , did you hear the Sun did a whole article on her legs
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>>36752483

im not saying you dont get binge drinkers in the states, or pretty much any country on earth for that matter, im saying its nowhere near as bad as over here, pretty much every city and town is a fucking mess on friday and saturday nights, i dont think legalising drugs, even just weed would help with that
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>>36752488
>Mention a PM, get a blessing from another PM
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>>36752182
I reckon she waxes the labia and trims the mons, keeps it nice and tidy for her husband.
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>>36752482
How do you get them with out them thinking you're a weirdo?

I had a viet gf once but we broke up because apparently I offended her by trying to take an interest in her culture.
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>>36752001
uptight bitches cant take a few images on an image board
so cum cat poster got a ban on previous thread ?
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>no matter how much I wash my peepee still smells
>is wet with what I think is urine when I open it up always
>even if I was pretented with oral sex it'd have to be with a degenerate or i'd have to be the sucker


>>36752117
you'll be ok, I'm sure you'll won't do it tommorow!
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>>36752521
Did you mean how did I get her to wear one?
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>>36752510
studies in oregon were done that said regular beer drinkers drank less after switching to weed , where do you live?
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>>36752510
Why don't you think it would help with that? Why would make the problem worse?

Personally I think it would make the problem better, as some people who might otherwise go out and get drunk would stay in and smoke weed.
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>tfw a black girl and her mum want to fuck me
W-what do I do l-lads?
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>>36751787
>imagine a world without Islam lads.
Russia wouldn't be able to co-operate with the West about Middle-Eastern terror organisations. Both parties can continue to do what they want in the region. Without this proxy zone, tensions would increase closer to home.
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>>36752562

britbongland, a pretty small minded northern town dessy(without trying to sound like a lefty) If you dont take steroids, sniff coke and get shitfaced at every given opportunity then youre considered a nonce here
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Hope all you neets have have a comfy night, goodnight /britfeel/
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>>36752512
hope you trip on the step outside number 10 and break your neck
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>Don't particularly hate immigrants coming here but if they try and change out culture of make a nuisance of themselves they need to fuck off.
>Work full time but don't particularly want the benefits of people getting slashed, just want to see less people taking the piss. Some people are unsuitable for work.
>Hate what the tories are doing to the NHS but don't want to throw money into a black hole it needs reforming.
>Want to support green energy but don't want to have companies taking the piss using government grants on unsuitable projects

Why is there NO party for me and people like me?

All parties are on extreme ends of the spectrum on everything. Why is there no "Only the good stuff of every ideology" party?
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>>36752553
Yeah. Did you have to go to a wedding or something? And did she let you have sex with her wearing it.
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>>36752543
has you book come yet lad?
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>>36752609
i live in a relatively large town up north, the only shit i don't agree with is the steroids, trust me youd rather prefer people smoking weed than drinking
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would you a chucky doll, lads?
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>>36752300
Hello again Shippy.
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>>36752662
no, its from a used book store on amazon so its up in the air when they come
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who /juve/ here?

>tfw you, pirlo and buffon will never tour the vineyards of italy in a selection of classic open top sports cars
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>someone says they'll brb
>They're not rb
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>London killers
-Probably in a gang
-Uneducated
-Thuggish
-History of petty crime
-Loathed by the community
-Dysfunctional life

>Manchester killers
-Educated
-Sophisticated
-No petty criminal history
-Respected in the community
-Successful life
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>>36752609
>Take steroid, sniff coke and get shitfaced at every opportunity

If you find that distasteful (I don't blame you) why are you against weed? It's pretty much the opposite mentality.

Or do you associate weed with cocaine because they are both illegal? They are very different, and the typical weed smoker is totally different from a cokehead in temperament and activities.
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>>36752687
looks the spit of my ex, and i loved fucking her so yeah i would
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>>36752687
If I can restrain her? Sure
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>>36752705
they need to hurry up dont they chief
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>>36752640
Why isn't it Labour lad?

I'm not a Labour supporter trying to convert you or anything, just not sure where that opinion diverges from their policy.
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>>36752682

yea i can understand why alot of people would rather see people smoking too much weed instead of drinking too much booze, but i just dont trust the normies and general saturday night bellends in this country not to take it too far and fuck it up, pretty much like they did with 24 hour drinking laws
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>>36752656
Nah just randomly in private. Wasn't really any technique to it. Just expressed I liked them and wanted to see her wear it in person and she agreed.
Obviously not useful advice when you have one who takes offence at you showing interest in her culture. I've found quite a lot of them are happy to tell others of their culture. Just don't come across in the same way as a weeb might with Japan. Might be off putting if you basically give a full Vietnamese history/culture lesson speech to her. Act a bit dumb, let her 'teach' you.

Second part - Yes.
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>>36752599

AND her mum? How did you even come to know of this?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12888768
POLLL TIMEE
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ever feel like your life is on pause despite racing by lads?

It's fucking Thursday tomorrow, it was just the weekend. The wekeend will race by and I'll be back at work again. Before I know it I've become 30.
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>>36752751
>Taking weed too far

You mean eating too much pizza and haribo before falling asleep? Because that's as far as weed will take you.
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>>36752702
>Hello again Shippy.

Thank you for proving my point
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>>36752751
>h like they did with 24 hour drinking laws
waht how that happen now there isnt that 11pm fight fest after everyone is kicked out the pubs to get none existant taxis
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>>36752750
Labour don't support me on "if they try and change out culture of make a nuisance of themselves they need to fuck off." when it comes to immigration. They would be much happier if British people were replaced entirely with foreigners.

They also support throwing more money at the NHS without reforming it.
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>>36752771
only occurred to me earlier that we are nearly half way through 2017
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any anons here recently completed their GCSEs or foundation learning? specifically english, maths, and ICT. wondering what the curriculum is like. i've got a foundation assessment coming up and i want to know what i need to study.
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>>36752777

what about things like skunk, weed laced with other shit? or combining it with booze or maybe even other drugs. In a way thats my problem with some peoples drinking here, maybe they can handle ale but when they mix it with cocaine(which they often do) they go full-nobhead mode, get into fights and smash shit it
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>>36752751
if the normies wanna drink for 24 hours they'll find a way trust me
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Whoever the r9k janny is, they deserve respect. I can't imagine how horrible it would be to have to browse the rest of the board.

I'd happily be the janny in this thread only.
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>>36752755
all I did was learn how to make a few dishes and learnt enough Vietnamese to communicate with her parents,

She was one of these british born ones though.
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>>36752771
Lad i haven't felt real since like 2010. The moment i left education its just felt like i'm having a mess about
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>>36752758
I talked to her online, eventually she told me that she and her mum are very close, she showed my pics to her and told me she liked me. So it looks like I'm getting to fuck her and her mum.
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>>36752797

people get pissed way too early now, instead of going home for some food and a sleep in the afternoon they are drinking non-stop all day, people are pissed by 8pm and getting into fights in the middle of the street much earlier than that
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Lads, is sucking your own dick gay?
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Ugh, sister's MUSLIM bf keeps making references to /pol/ e.g. 'praise kek', 'hitler did nothing wrong', and claims to be a 'fascist'

Firstly, what a fucking newfag. Not talking about 4chan irl was like rule 1 or something. Secondly, he's 16 and needs to get underage b&. And thirdly, does he not realise /pol/ hates him? Does he not realise Hitler would have happily gassed him? He's a Turkroach so he probably thinks he's white or some shit.

Getting real sick of Muslims desu. I had a fantasy of moving away to America to get away from them but they have way more niggers. What's worse, Muslims or niggers?
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>>36752823
what ? skunk? laced with other shit? do you know what weed is
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>>36752843
>She was one of these british born ones though.
That explains quite a lot.
Mines Viet born, so not totally fucked up and western.
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>>36752866
no more than wanking is i suppose, as long as you don't cum in your mouth. but then, what does any of this matter anyway really. i would do it if i could
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>>36752823
>>36752823
>Skunk

Skunk is just strong weed. Just means you'll fall asleep faster if you smoke too much of it. The tabloid hysteria about it is just nonsense.

>Weed laced with other shit

That's the wonderful thing about legalization. It means you don't have to worry about purity

>Combining it with booze and other drugs

That just takes the edge off it, makes it less likely for people to go out and do mad shit.

>Fights

Smoking weed means you just can't be bothered starting fights etc.

I'm guessing you've never tried weed yourself. It just makes you all comfy and happy and slightly tired and lazy. The biggest negative effect is that it makes you want to eat shitloads.
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>>36752832
>Whoever the r9k janny is, they deserve respect.

I'm 95% sure I know which poster it is, but won't say. I agree however, moderating /r9k/ must be cancer.
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>>36752877
>What's worse, Muslims or niggers?
The fact you got a Kev blessing and you posted this here and not over on /pol/

>>36752866
Kev says no.
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>>36752916

nah i have tried weed, tried it twice and it made me sick twice, so i moved onto tramadol and valium, just because. I dont have anything against weed or stoners at all, like ive said before im just bothered that legalising it will give the normies a chance to be dickheads about something else, just like they do with booze
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>>36752918
Shipanon? I don't think so.
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>>36752918
its kev lad
we all know it
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>>36752750
I like Corbyn but hes too weak on immigration and he wants to get rid of trident which i think is completely dumb in the current world climate. Having nukes puts us on the map as an actual world power. We are already pretty much irrelevant, getting rid of trident would make us even more so.
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>>36752832
i'd imagine /b/ is worse, although I don't think its as """"""notorious""""""" as it once was

>>36752866
>>36752866
guess its technically masturbation
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>>36752916
"skunk" is a favourite buzzword of the british tabloids , basically all you need to do is repeat "skunk" and "cannabis induced psychosis" and your a tabloid
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>>36752957

No, but I did go through the application process, and got declined, which was fair enough really.
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>24 hours
>bitcoins still havent cleared on DW
I just want some weed ffs
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>>36752890
Havent smoke anything for a while
Some m8s say they have had some weed thats like spice and think it was laced some dealers are just dirty and will do anything to make more money
Seen some really fucked up spice zombies round the city centre recently
A good reason to leagalise weed is that it needs to lose my train of thought without even being wasted got that MrChiCity on in backgound
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>>36752962
Other than the "national pride" angle, is there any actual strategic military reason for us to have nuclear weapons?

Seems like America's nukes would be enough for the whole of NATO?
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>>36752956
The morning bong use to make me need to shit quick it has weird affects on the guts
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>>36753018
Do you really want to trust America to protect us lad
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>>36753005
spice is fucking horrendous , put shit in hospitals neighbor is a toxicologist says the people she spoke to say that they would rather quit heroin again than quit spice
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>>36753018

We don't want to be dependant on yanks
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>>36752768
This raises an interesting question, which posters are real?
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>>36752768
I honestly hope he isnt but I dont know man.
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>>36753030
>>36753041
We already are though. That's whole point of NATO.

We have 120 nuclear weapons and the Americans have over 4000.
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>>36753037
yeah and mixing it with proper weed is so fucking dirty police do bugger all to stop street dealing and the street dealers are fucking dirty shits seen them with knives and big wads of cash
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>>36753005
>>36753037
Spice is an incredibly strong reason to legalize.

Spice really does fuck up society and it's a product of prohibition. If weed was legal it would vanish overnight.
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>>36753018
The whole point is they are a deterrent against other world powers from starting shit with us. Corbyn has been asked multiple times if he would be prepared to use nukes if we were the target of nuclear attack - and each time he has refused to answer the question, which basically defeats the entire purpose of having them in the first place - if no one thinks we are capable of using them we may as well not have them.
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>tfw no qipao gf to take shopping in Shanghai
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>>36753076
So if someone attacks us and we take it upon ourselves to nuke the bastards we should beg our kid to drop it for us?
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>>36751849
t. friendless virgin

Just joshing you, I don't even do drugs but what's the so wrong with people doing things that doesn't affect you in any way?
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>>36753076
all you need is one nuclear weapon for it to be effective as a deterrent
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Why is Theresa May so ugly desu
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>>36753116
>>36753141
>The whole point is they are a deterrent against other world powers from starting shit with us.

Why is having our own more of a deterrent than being in NATO with a country who has 4000?

>>36753127
Don't have to beg anyone for anything mate. NATO treaty.
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>>36752133
Sounds like a nice day, anon!
Did you see anything neat like some cute doggos or happy duckies?
I get how you mean about mental health, it's never constant but I'm so glad to hear that you objectively realise you're getting better.
Keep at it!

>>36752429
>feel no obligation to read
Bud I asked for you and I'm interested in everything you say! Please keep me updated!

It's okay to go a bit overboard sometimes, I think. It's not easy nor healthy to keep placing restrictions on yourself, especially when you're trying to do so many things at once like cutting down on drinking and doing more studying!

Your time in the cafe sounds comfy and I'm glad you managed to make good use of your time!

Is there anything you think you could take up as a hobby when you get back to your room such as drawing or writing or do you feel stretched too thin to do anything?

Do you have food in the house you can prepare or will you have to make another outing?


I'm pretty good thank you anon! I've been in a food coma since I made too much curry for tea and now want to sleep for around a thousand years.
http://i.imgur.com/jenONuY.jpg
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>>36753076
>>36753127
Yankee soldier
He want to shoot some skag
He met it in Cambodia
But now he can't afford a bag

Yankee dollar talk
To the dictators of the world
In fact it's giving orders
An' they can't afford to miss a word

I'm so bored with the U...S...A...
But what can I do?

Yankee detectives
Are always on the TV
'Cause killers in America
Work seven days a week

Never mind the stars and stripes
Let's print the Watergate Tapes
I'll salute the New Wave
And I hope nobody escapes

I'm so bored with the U...S...A...
But what can I do?

Move up Starsky
For the C.I.A.
Suck on Kojak
For the USA
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Mummy May would use nukes to protect her boys.
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>sister is going on holiday to south east asia
How likely is it she'll get raped and killed on some beach?
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>>36753161
Mummy May will make everything ok <3
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>>36753153
How quickly could May authorise a nuclear strike using our own weapons? Pretty quickly I imagine. A shit load quicker and easier than using NATO.
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>>36753172
very

very

fuck off robot
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>>36753126
>tfw no qipao gf to take shopping in Shanghai
Feels bad man
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>>36753172
Not very, I went backpacking there and it's surprisingly peaceful.

Unless she goes to some shady clubs in Thailand then she'll likely get roofied
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Too lazy to get a brew desu
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>>36753153
Why are you so desperate for us to be reliant on NATO? You're assuming all the world powers will be friends forever and NATO will never get fucked up.
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How did this Christian rock song become so popular with normies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZQxH_8raCI
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>>36753205
She is going to thailand and likes to go clubbing
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>>36753214
Sod off back to your haggis you bitch
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>>36753204
Damn...this must be how muslims feel when they see the ankle.
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>>36753216
It's a decent song
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>>36753217
Then yeah lad, I'd say your final goodbyes to her before she leaves
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>>36753251
I don't like her too much to be fair.
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>In the early hours of this morning, the angels decided that our furry baby was desperately needed more in heaven than here with us .. we're absolutely devastated but thank you to everyone who helped make her short life an adventurous and loving one ... sweet dreams sleeping beauty

Somebody on Facebook wrote this about their dog dying, Christ. The comments where even more cringe.
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>>36753216
movies and the radio.

didnt even know what this song is called but i recognized it straight away
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>>36753187
I can't think of a scenario where that would make a blind bit of difference, can you?
>>36753214
We're already reliant on NATO. A handful of nuclear weapons doesn't change that.
>>
the last few threads have been especially bad, it seems the last few weeks the forcing of memes has increased a load.

And now someone's posting in Kev's name since the get, using old pictures, just another forced meme.
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>>36753261
What type of brother are you!?

You feign it with her so you get whatever little she has left to you in her will
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>have a beer at my mums house
>can't stop thinking about getting shitfaced when I go back to my flat tomorrow

Fuck
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>>36753153
Because if an actual world war starts then you don't know what's going to happen. After WW1 no one thought any more shit was going to happen and look what happened. Allegiances change, we used to be allied with japan before WW2 and then they allied with the Nazis, shit happens, and if shit goes down we need our own nukes so we don't have to beg france or USA or whoever else to use them for us.

Just because we are in NATO doesn't mean it's impossible for us to theoretically go to war with another NATO power, if the world economy collapses or global warming kicks in and countries start fighting over basic resources then we need them. These things are unlikely but the point is we should be ready for anything.
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>>36753287

Apart from Milk Cat spam for 20 minutes, meme forcing is at it's lowest level in weeks.
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>>36753272
>I can't think of a scenario where that would make a blind bit of difference, can you?
What about when Thatcher threatened to nuke Argentina if France didnt give them the code to disarm the exocert missiles? Impossible if we didnt have our own weapons and it helped win the war.
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>>36753287
What you on about lad? /britfeel/ was built on forced memes
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>>36753300
don't jinx it laddo
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>>36753297
>he is still drinking in the year 2k17
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>>36753333
3333
HOLY SHIT, PRAISE KEV
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>people suddenly hate alcohol
Wont stop me from drinking though
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>>36753149
You're now on the list.
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>>36753333
Check those 3s over there
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Protest the renewal of Trident.
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>>36753354
oh im talking shit but it won't stop me at all
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>>36753235
nice 2bh lad
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>>36753354

They don't, it was just brought up in conversation
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>>36753335
Heh I know right, what kind of loser would waste his money on drinking alcohol?
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>>36753335
just wait until shania law kicks in brother
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-39799023

This got me thinking. If you had an accident or died suddenly, how long would it be before you were discovered?
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>>36753287
>And now someone's posting in Kev's name
That would be me since I've been Kev since the start. But sure a couple of other anons posting Kev pictures must be a forced meme.

I'd have to agree that the forced memes have been quite low recently. But I'm sure your complaining is going to ramp them up for this very thread.

- PM Kev x
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>>36753382
sweet delicious U-47700
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>>36753298
>global warming means we need nuclear weapons

You could really troll hippies with this argument.

I'm not convinced lad.

If we have America on our side, then we don't need them. And if we don't have America on our side, then we're fucked even if we have them.

>>36753323
Some french psychoanalyst made this up to sell books.
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im reading this right now lads. its boring as fuck but i need to read it for an exam

what poppin, fellas?
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>>36753358
You should work with Kev to do a trade deal with China.

>>36753367
Kev should suplex you though.
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>>36753394

we need to take sexeh kev back over to /brit/ they need him in their lifes
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Do you have any criminals in your family? If so list them

I have Nicholas Ingram in mine, his execution was witnessed by morality man.

http://oxfordstudent.com/2011/05/19/hitchens-on-the-death-penalty/
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>>36753390
Probably a couple of hours since I have a very overprotective mum that worries if I'm even a few minutes late without texting her
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>>36753390
>9 days

pleb
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2011/oct/09/joyce-vincent-death-mystery-documentary

And barring exceptionalircumstanes, probably only a year. Once the money ran out in my account, the landlord would come looking for his rent
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>Exocet missiles have disarm codes

How is this meme repeated so much?

Think about it for a second, how does a short range ship to ship missile have disarm codes?
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>>36753424
>>>/int/74389811

Time to spread the gospel laddies.
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>>36753390
Less than a day, my girlfriend would wonder where I am.
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>>36753433

just some football hooligans on my dads side
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>>36753460
>my girlfriend

You're in the wrong thread anon

>>>/int//brit/
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There;s a group of blacks smoking weed and laughing in the park across the road from my house. I've just called the police..i'll keep you lads updated
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>>36753460
Take yourself down to the nearest train station and kill yourself.
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>>36752919
see >>123963006
He did it anyway
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>>36753394

Well no, Kev's name propped up after the GET, then someone started talking about sexy kev, which then after this election became the "PM Kev" You aren't Kev, you're just the meme pusher.

Prove you're Kev, post a timestamp photograph
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>>36752997
weedfag too insecure to go outside and meet a dealer
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>>36753390
I live on my own. My parents come round once a month to check i haven't hung myself.
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>>36753489

Fucking godspeed anon. People like you make britfeel great
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THIS IS A /BRITFEEL/ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

PIC RELATED ARE 79P RIGHT NOW IN B&MS
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>>36753287
Err
*screech*
*have a bud*
truck boys
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>>36753489
Good job lad around blacks never relax
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>>36753496
Why would I kill myself? I'm in a happy relationship, I have plenty of money, plenty of friends, plenty of freedom. Killing myself would be stupid as fuck.
>>
>girlfriend has nicknamed my dick "Bowser" because of how spiny it is

not sure whether this is good or bad
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>>36753530

What is "B&MS"
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>>36753433

Just an ex-weed dealer, otherwise mostly white-collar shit, tax avoidance/creative accounting.

I guess I count technically, used to write software to circumvent piracy for a game console. all shit nobody cares about, especially the police.

oh and all the weed and benzos in my stash, if we're being honest here
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>>36753410
Well we are talking in pure hypotheticals here, the point is no one knows the future so we need to be ready. Theoretically global warming could cause rapid sea level rise leading to loss of farming land, massive temperature changes leading to many currently populated areas becoming inhospitable - leading to mass immigration which would make the current Syrian immigration crisis look like a joke. Sea acidity changes leading to many species of fish dying leading to food shortages, change in climate leading to large loss of crops. Drought leading to countries fighting over a basic supply of drinking water. And many more. Now add all possibilities together. Shit happens.
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>>36753410
Christ why are you such a faggot? America doesnt always have our back and we cant expect them too. There could easily be a time where they stayed neutral and we had to fend for ourselves.
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>>36753539
because I just told you to
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>>36753552

lad you have to nickname her fanny something insulting to get back at her, i mean...bowser, thats just stone cold
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>>36753555
I'll need to check your papers lad. Not here illegaly are ye'?
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>>36753523
I live in a pretty nice area, I dont know where to find a guy selling weed. and before you ask, there's no blacks
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>>36753552
Call her vagina Sarlacc
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>>36753555
It's a discount store they have up north.

Yeah, it's as bad as you think.
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>>36753521
Kev was around before the get. The point of his name and the get was the night of dub blessings and before that he was around in a much smaller capacity. The Get just made him more accepted. That and the many times Kev gets mentioned and dubs happen.

Just filter out the word Kev/Sexy Kev if that bothers you.
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>>36753433
i mean, it depends on what you consider a criminal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Victoria_Melita_of_Saxe-Coburg_and_Gotha

you've got characters like this in my family and she would of been considered a baddie by the commies
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>>36753555
My nearest is 24 miles away apparently. Never seen one before.
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>>36753568
Why are you so ignorant lad? It's literally impossible for them to stay neutral.

If NATO was dissolved then you'd have a point. But if NATO was dissolved then there'd be nothing to stop Russia invading Eastern Europe, so the chances are miniscule.
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>>36753433
Mentioned before but I have the same last name as him so we may be related.
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>>36753555

upmarket clothing and groceries for illiterate dyslexics.
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>>36753609
i mind when i used to go there they had really really cheap redbull but the cans were warm and swelled up as fuck
>>
think my dad might be a little retarded lads
>looking round a charity shop
>see one of those old big box pc games for a quid
>figure we'll have a go and try and sell it ebay
>if it doesn't sell; whatever, it's a nice box and i like the game so ill just have on my shelf
>he doesn't put the name of the game anywhere on the ebay listing or describe it in anyway
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>>36753625

His mother's side of the family (my side) are mostly from Swindon and Oxford
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>>36753653
fuck sake neither did you
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>>36753653
How much does he want for it lad? I'll buy it.
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>>36753619
But we dont KNOW is the point. You're supposed to prepare for the worst case scenario, not just assume you're mate is going to have your back always. If the yanks are involved in N.K and some madlads try it on with us (lets just say for example, Turkey) you really think they're going to abandon their own war to bail us out?
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>le sexy kev xdddddDDDD
Reddit pls go
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>>36753670
it's not my ebay account, i don't do any ebaying, he's sold nearly a 1000 items on ebay so i thought he would have some idea
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>>36751557
Police have turned up at the park. A car from the front and a car from the back blocking off any escape. Police walking towards the group of blacks
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>>36753687
Yes. If America suddenly decided to abandon their commitment to NATO in the middle of a conflict it would be the stupidest thing they could do from a strategic standpoint. Putin would be in Berlin before Christmas.
>>
You are a god anon, comfy britfeel here we come
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>>36753726
What the fuck is this?

Crystalised autism.
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>>36753712
WHAT'S THE GAME

THAT'S ALL I WANT TO NKOW
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I just made a cup of tea lads. Time to watch Youtube videos and try to ignore the fact I'm wageslaving tomorrow~

>>36752543
You are so lovely, definitely one of my favourite posters~
>>
>>36753739
Don't be rude to anon, he probably just had a lot on his mind.
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>>36753739
Where do you think we are?
original
>>
>>36753713
Based. Keep us updated.
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>>36753748
i'd rather not say tbqh, seeing how fast the meme battalions captured shia's flag has made me cautious with 4chan
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>mum saw my post history on 4chan
>she thinks it's serious

Lads how do I get out of this one? She says I need to go to the doctors because "something's not right and you have a lot of issues".
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>tfw you're doing a solid poo and then it instantly turns to a mushy poo that was building up pressure behind the solid poo and shoots out like a jet
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>>36753793
I'm really sure they're going to take an interest in some autist's dad from this backwater general.
>>
>>36753726
fucker why did you delet? pop xan/vallies and overload your brain with nicotine
>>
>>36753738
Who are you talking to?

original question
>>
I'm a fucking idiot. I got baited by HMV into buying the remake of The Thing. Why the fuck did they have this piece of trash on display at the top of the sci fi section. I had to rush back to work and didn't fucking realise until I put it in the player. Fucking end my life.
>>
>>36753805

> have bile acid malabsorbtion
> eat takeaway
> literally like a pressure washer

makes me feel pretty clean actually, bit detox-like
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>>36753799
what was your post?

ori ori
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>>36753825
Why would you to go to HMV anyway?
It's a weird store these days that tries to stay relevant but fails in every way.
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>>36753805
sometimes when i do this the sound it makes is like a silenced shotgun from vidya. leaves my arse gaping open for a few seconds too.
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>>36753840
Just the last few days worth of posts, you know the usualy stuff steeped in irony but anyone reading that won't get it.
>>
>>36753853
They do cheap blu rays and it's something to do on my lunch break.
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>>36753834
>When you eat an entire pack of sugar free polos
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/britfeel/ quiz: look at the image. (winner gets a prize)

Who am I?
>>
>>36753871
>once at a bag of sugar free haribo

never again
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>>36753799
How could she your post history?
>>
>>36753810
aye lad, but you never know the calibre of autist here
>>
>>36753880
Amir "Monica" poleaboo
>>
I think everyone should spend a full thread in /brit/
It makes you happy for how good we have it here on /britfeel/

Maybe we should do a children in need event for them.
>>
All the big banks will have walked. There will be frequent power cuts as the nuclear reactors will have to shut down. Food queues in supermarkets as farmers will have gone bust and importing food from the EU will have become an impossibility. People will forget how they voted and Venezuela style riots will become commonplace. Terrorism will become unchecked. . No flights to USA. Fuel shortages. Collapse of Sterling. Run on banks. Borders shut.

WELCOME TO BREXIT BRITAIN
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>>36753880
definitely britnormie
>>
>>36753884
I hadn't cleared my thread watcher or tabs. It was all there laid out for her. Even the stuff on /gif/ and /pol/
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>>36753903
/Brit/ is so hostile and not comfy at all
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>>36753880
It's the hijra that britnormie tried to chat up
>>
>>36753880

Xi Jinping poster
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>>36753903
Britfeel is the retirement home for the jaded /brit/ poster when they get too tired of fast paced shitposting and low quality discussion.
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>>36753909
>All the big banks will have walked

Good we'll have finally achieved a Jew free society
>>
>>36753921
It's not even that it's hostile. It's just shit. Not funny in the slightest. Not even close to comfy on /brit/ either.
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>>36753889
*flings off cloak*
THAT'S RIGHT
>steps towards you from the shadows

It was me. The normie hunter. You have done well to avoid my gaze this day but be warned - I am now scouring ebay for undescribed PC games in large boxes from amateur sellers.
I WILL find you. You WILL be humiliated like Callum.
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>>36753899
but poleaboo is an invented charcater and isn't real. Just like Sexy Kev
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>>36753903
i'm donating them their first forced meme with Milk Dog.

Sneak peek for you lads
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>>36753949
If the average age of a poster on /britfeel/ is higher than the average /r9k/ poster, it makes me wonder the average age of a /brit/ poster. I'd be willing to say closer to the /r9k/ average.

Really does make this seem like a retirement home.
>>
>>36753909
Just like it was in the 1960s

Oh wait...
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>>36753958
you say that lad, but i honestly wouldn't put it past someone from to fuck with someone for no reason
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>>36753974
The idea of /brit/ getting cheap chinese knockoff versions of /britfeel/ memes amuses me greatly.
Finally Xi gets his big meme push.
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I wouldn't be surprised if there was a /britfeel/ poster with loads of print outs of posts on his wall with sting connecting them trying to match posts to personas like some autistic detective
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>>36753903

I always see /brit/ mentioned but I've never seen it, what board is it on?
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>>36753991
Ah yeah good point because leaving the EU will magically make Britain's economy just like it was in the 1960s.

Oh wait...

Can't believe people are this ignorant.
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>>36754009
>I wouldn't be surprised if there was a /britfeel/ poster with loads of print outs of posts on his wall with sting connecting them
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>>36752108
You are the best person and I want to kiss you a lot
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>>36754009
Sting is awfully nice for helping out a random /britfeel/ poster with his detective work.

>>36754017
/int/
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>>36753982
I honestly think /brit/ has a below 18 average. You can't browse that kind of thread for more than a year or two max before reality kicks in and you realise ironic shitposting can only placate you so much.

Also there's a definite correlation between poster age and post quality. When disruptive waifuposting was at it's height many of the worst offenders got found out to be under 18.
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>>36754009
Nah it's not that complicated, mate. Not when I spoke to the fucker on discord
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Buckle up boy
Be no fuck boy
Me, Gelatine, Big Rock
And the rest of the niggas in the big truck boy
Leather, screened up top, big chrome boys
Could get rough, that double barrel big strong boys (Better move)

Buckle up boy
Be no fuck boy
Me, Gelatine, Big Rock
And the rest of the niggas in the big truck boy
Leather, screened up top, big chrome boys
Could get rough, that double barrel big strong boys
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>>36754034
But it'll make it just like the 1700s

Oh wait...

Can't believe people are this ignorant.
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>>36753909
a lot of people are itching to experience the collapse of society. move to the country and defend your home from looters.
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>>36754043
All this about /brit/ makes me thankful for you lads a lot more.
All of you are top lads.
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Edward Norton is now a meme
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The eternal anglo strikes again lads

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-malta-summit-refugees-europe-redirect-settle-asia-latin-america-theresa-may-30-million-aid-plan-a7561296.html

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/03/uk-fund-scheme-refugees-move-asia-latin-america
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>>36753784
One black has been arrested and is in the back of the car while the are holding onto the arm of another one and speaking into their radios. There's a lot of naaa man and free the guys being shouted over and over again, it's really quite funny
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>>36754093
See if /brit/ want him first.
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>>36754009

I have already done this mentally, there are little clues that people leave, and might not think about.
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>>36754055
It won't be like the 1700s either. It will be a new situation.

This is totally unprecedented. Never before has a country totally turned its back on a longstanding free trade partnership that its economy is completely linked with. And never before has the whole of Europe been united as a bloc against the UK. In fact, the whole of British foreign policy for centuries was geared up to try and prevent that from happening. Now we've walked straight into it.
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k on is fuckin shite also anime is for cucks alright
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>>36754111
Since Kev blessed you. Share some details.
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Truck Guy
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>>36754111
Share pls mr 140 IQ
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lads today i went for a bbq pasta instead of my usual sandwich for a 3 pound meal deal from tesco and let me tell you it was the worst thing i ever ate, like i cant look at it it makes me feel sick so thats the most exciting thing that happened to me all week
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>>36754047
Spoke to who on discord? Poley?
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guys my mum wants me to move out
I fucked a Pakistani girl inher bed because mines only a single, mum came home from her boyfriends and caught us in the act.

Is it legal for a mum to kick out her 18 year old son?
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>>36754130
Give them the Morris Minor meme since we have Reliant
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>>36754111

I've done this, for one (once very well known) poster with a spare 15 minutes and google.
I found his twitter, similar to his trip, he was just a regular guy, small to no real social circle, just into video games.

never shared because he was one of the good ones.
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finals next week lads bit stressed thoughts???
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>>36752108
Exhibit 1 - Lenlad. No trip. Primarily focuses on others, following up with engaging and interactive posts and remembering the names of even the lowest of posters in the britfeel hierarchy. Makes sure to respond to as many as possible.

>>36752117
Exhibit 2 - Tildeanon. Tripfag. Narcissist. Posts very rarely focused on anything other than himself. Post favouritism, few responses.
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>>36754145
yes, she is within her rights to make you leave
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>>36753726
That's really good to hear actually, how long have you stopped entirely?
I used to drink a similar amount each night and it's kind of heart warming to see that your parents noticed and wanted you to get better.


That's a good point, at least when I stopped drinking I only had work to worry about and didn't have any deadlines as such so I can't imagine the extra stress that you're experiencing. The fact that you're doing this well with that added pressure speaks volumes to me about your resolve and I have no doubt you're going to continue to do great things.

If there's anything I learned from working service, they really do not care about how much time you spend there - in fact I was much more comfortable knowing there was a regular there who wouldn't cause trouble than serving multiple 'strangers'. So I think you shouldn't worry!

If you find it comforting and you get work done then I think you've found a really great place :)

Ahhh you're always your own worst critic - If you want to try writing I think you should try! I'd love to read it if you ever write something!


>>36753739
>putting down someone else for absolutely no reason to make yourself feel better

Re-evaluate what you're doing please - if you started being nicer to people you'll probably start feeling better yourself, dickhead.

>>36754040
I think we'll find you're the best person who deserves all the kisses!
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Starve citizens
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can a man get a you
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>>36754143
The guy behind poley and many other forcedmemes. Also pretty sure he's the guy who made the facebook page as he said it was his dream to make memes and wanted a UNI LAD-popularity page.
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>>36754195
Nah familam
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>>36754195
I'll give you one, but you have to pay it forward and give another anon one. No such thing as a free (You).
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>>36754128
>>36754131

One thing I will share is that Sexy Kev poster is not one of BritNormies characters, despite my initial hunch that he might have been.

Some users make specific spelling errors repeatedly. Not consciously, but it almost becomes part of their signatures. Some users also have particular sentence structures that you can see repeated in several posts.
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>>36754213
>>36754222
alright boys whats good
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>>36754222
>Gets a big blessing and doesn't give our a free (you).

For shame.

>>36754225
What do you have on Sexy Kev?
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>>36754225
How do you spot BritNormie? Any signs that we can watch out for?
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>>36754225
Who is behind the new wave of forced memes?
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finals next week bit stressed thoughts??
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>>36754145
>I fucked a Pakistani girl inher bed

No you didn't. These weird white boys lool
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>>36754225
>that Sexy Kev poster is not one of BritNormies characters, despite my initial hunch that he might have been.
As Sexy Kev poster, I could have told you that. I posted what shit I post the other month. Kev was one of them.
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>>36754238

BritNormie isn't as bad as you think he is, despite he tirade of endless characters.
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gay anime posting
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>>36754225
The way I see it, if there's this many contrived "characters" then this is the most uncomfy thread I can imagine, really. Who wants to interact with fakes? It doesn't matter how many people are behind each "character" they are all lumped in as bullshit personas in my mind
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>>36752771

Yes, thank fuck it's started to race by.

I'm nearly 30. Hopefully I get a heart attack at 60 and I'm halfway.
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finals next week Iads bit stressed thoughts?
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>>36754282
>new

probably not original
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>>36754235
If dubs this thread is now a Kev free zone.
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>>36754282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXxlPh5FxrY
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>>36754279
Yeah? What makes you think that? And what are some of his characters?
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finaIs next week bit stressed thoughts??
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>>36754297
>>36754243
Someone with an education please give this poor boy a (you)
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>>36754305
>trying to make this a pm free zone

Traitor.
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>>36754297
first exam friday so chin up
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new /britfeel/ meme

Motivational normiE

Example post:

Don't forget to do your pushups today lads!!
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>>36754329
youre aIright
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i had a meme once on the britfeel op image but that was 2 years ago

riddle: which one was it
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New /britfeel/ meme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmwMEkSE0do
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I post all day everyday and have never made a meme.
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>>36754365
It wasn't finding weed in Birmingham. That was me.
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>>36754379

iktf bro. Maybe we can be the Never Made A Meme Bros.
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>>36754253

i seriously did. i thought she was out for the night and we could use my mum's bed. She always leaves gin and I'm ok to drink some so me and this pakistani girl got drunk (she had such a low tolerance and goty drunk real easy) and suddenly wants sex lol (prob saw my condoms)

>>36754170

does she need to give me any notice by law?
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>>36754365
Me and a crack squad of autistic lads once memed kettle chips into it
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>>36754322
He's a fucking yank. We don't have finals or midterms.
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>>36754169
so glad someone feels the same way
Tilde posts the same shit about throwing up or 'taking girl pills' every fucking day looking for attention from orbiters and then acts all cutesy about not deserving attention every fucking time
wish he would stop posting again
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>>36754389
>taking credit for a fucking MEME on an anonymous imageboard
other than that spot on laddie it was a different time back then
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>>36754128
>>36754131

Another bit of autistic detective skill.

Shipanon has the 99 bong chair from staples that was recently discussed
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>>36754419
im pretty sure we do
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>>36754419
im in edinburgh boyo thats kinda in uk innit???
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>>36754365
Were you the South London gang speacialist that forced the FAT TEDDY meme then vanished?
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pipebomb
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>tfw mr normie says that this is the solution to my depression and anxiety
I'm introspective enough to know what does and doesn't make me happy.
Also guess poster.
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>>36754421
Let me be proud of something :(
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please can anyone hook me up with weed in birmingham
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>>36754476
Classic meme

Forced though.
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>>36754464
nay mate i worked hard to force it
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>>36754476
Classic lad! Classic! Glad you're back!
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this is the new britfeel meme
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>>36754462
fucking hell what a chore
i'd be sitting there thinking of what to write down
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>>36754501
its been a while alright how are we
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Can I be a meme too guys?
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Can anyone redpill me on BritNormie?
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>>36754462
stuff like that annoys me when it assumes you have family or actually really do anything
Thinking about achievment and closeness depresses me
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>>36754536
Iranian living in Scotland. Creates most of the characters here.
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what about that other meme with punching someone and buying a pint afterwards
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>>36754462
>>36754524
Same, having to think about your mood every second of the day sounds fucking awful
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>>36754462
I think you're maybe the madoposter who wants to visit a love hotel and be guro'd
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>>36754555
An Iranian creates most of the characters on britfeel? That's mental.
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>>36754365
Well, back then we still had the JC image which didn't have as much on. Did you request the pigeon with the ciggy in it's mouth? Did you get tracksuit pepe added in? Then again these two are still in the OP Now.. Honestly no idea mate.
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>36754292

wew lad this is a pretty clean way of looking at this issue tbqhwy ngl
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>>36754566
Fight and a pint? All me.

My favourite meme from back in the day was the guy who kept posting his dad's car and claiming it was his.
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>>36754590
Do I look iranian to you?
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>>36754612
good times back when britfeel was all lads no cunts
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>>36754425
So you have nothing on Kev?
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>tfw no bonsai any more
>tfw no cromulent dubs anon any more
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>>36754536

Some Scottish guy who has about 10 personalities here
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>>36754595
oi you anons stop faking it
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>>36754614
>>36754533
>>36754171
haha great stuff deano
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>>36754643

He is an Avid fan of coronation street. He's also relatively new to britfeel, only joining late 2016
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Lads, the Sky HD box went to shit this evening. When I turned on Sky from the wall socket it just shows a yellow amber light. I tried all the tips online but nothing works. I don't want to pay 65 pounds for a sky engineer to come over but it seems I have no choice. Any of you robots had this problem before?
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never had sex to tell the truth bit embarassing
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>>36754643
Kevin "Sey Kev" Lloyd is a bender and gets his big brother to upload his videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0vur0k2F90
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>>36754676
>he pays murdoch money
You deserved this.
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>>36754292
>contrived characters
>uncomfy

Agreed, I don't know how much longer this thread will interest me. 75% of it is pushing of memes and bullshit personas.
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>>36754697
Probably not the best to go into this video with a boner.
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Alright lads? Just got back from my holiday. Went to St. Kitts and Nevis.

>>36754681
Me either lad. I get really nervous.
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>Pull out from EU
>Staggering majority of their immigrants are from non-EU countries
What did the United Kingdom mean by this?
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Oh, another thing about Sexy Kev, he rigged the election, but anything is justified to beat the fucking waifuposters
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doop de doop
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>Some users make specific spelling errors repeatedly. Not consciously, but it almost becomes part of their signatures. Some users also have particular sentence structures that you can see repeated in several posts.
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>>36754736
>he rigged the election
Proof on that large claim?
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>>36754681
gotta be by choice lad, how is it possible that in this day and age you've not slept with a bird?
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>>36754676

> not using kodi
> paying the global telecom jew

just what state is your life in mate
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>>36754731

Certainly am alright Marko. How was it? We had snow here within the last week, I'm quite jealous.
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>>36754741
hahaha great stuff lad you're exactly what this place needs
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>>36754750
>tfw too intelligent to be caught
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>>36753899
>Amir "Monica" poleaboo
>Monica
>Moniker
>Poley is the Moniker of one of britnormies characters
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>>36754722
Yeah this is my last night I reckon...
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>>36754750
I'd love to see a GCHQ file on my /britfeel/ posts to see what they assume about me.
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>>36754760
just never had sex whats the big deal mate
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>>36754734
>be racist
>need people to care for ealderly and psy taxes for ageing population
>start replacing white, conservatie christian poles with pajeets and other non-europeans
Boy, you brexiteers really showed them
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>>36754728
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0vur0k2F90
Did you cum
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>>36754753

Kev's tally was raising by 1 within 3 seconds every time Sarah's tally raised by 1. I had my eye on the tally almost uninterrupted for the hour, and this happened consistently throughout the voting.
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>>36754787
it's a pretty big deal mate
like sex is the most fun you can have whether sober or drunk
it's what you spend your entire life working towards
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>>36754750
>tfw all these forced memes are just GCHQ operatives testing out social engineering
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>>36754750
lel I don't even think private interest groups would be interested in this place. Since I talked about comitting murder here a few months ago nothing's changed here.
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>>36754697
>A film by Jamal Ritchie

>Jamal
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I was a kissless hugless virgin and even I had sex in my first year of uni lads.

Granted that was 10 years ago but I lost my virginity at 18 that's got to count for something right?
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>>36754783
They do it by IP and/or MAC addresses. They keep all your posts and build up a little profile for each user.
My belief is that the real poleaboo was picked up long ago when he was talking about terrorism and joining IS.
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So basically, the UK has come up with a brilliant plan to save Europe. We will pay the South American governments to take all the refugees and migrants from the Middle East and Africa.

Is this the height of our beadyness or can we go further?

http://internacional.estadao.com.br/noticias/geral,londres-pagara-para-paises-latinos-e-asiaticos-receberem-refugiados,70001652482
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>>36754812
ngl lad that would be cool, but it's just boredom and a bit of a power-trip
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>>36754750
>Some users also have particular sentence structures

T-this is me. I overuse commas a lot
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>>36754703
seriously though, I don't want an engineer to come over.
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>>36754812
Don't think they need to "test" out social engineering... They are busy doing it in places that matter
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>>36754844
Can they take all our pakis too please

My town has gone to proper shit since the 90s
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>>36754765
It was very good lad. Very quiet and relaxing. I wonder if I really had to go so far for a holiday like that, but I can't complain as I got exactly what I was after.
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>>36754805
I watched it too but there was long moments that Kev was behind. Had to refresh Strawpoll to get the right vote count as once the numbers were high enough it seems to update a lot slower on purpose. I'd refresh and one or the other would jump by 10.

Can see why you might think it though.
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i'd recommend all of you autists desperate for female company download hellotalk and set it to Russian. slav girls are incredibly easy for westerners.
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>>36754846

You are Danish, but you are welcome in Britfeel because your posts are good.
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>>36754764
I don't want to go to jail lad.
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>>36754846
I do that as well, I think it is just because my grammar is quite poor
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>>36754842
I would love to read mine.
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>>36754844
REEEEEEE I POSTED THIS AND GOT ZERO (YOU)S
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>>36754884
>You are Danish
Not at all
>you are welcome in Britfeel because your posts are good.
Definitely not

Had me worried there lad
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blimey lads, went for a walk around the seafront today, decided to pop in the amusements for a couple of minutes to get out of the cold, the prizes they had for tokens were weird, they had an xhose, a bosch drill and bbq among others
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>>36754888
>>36754842
tbqh if someone just searched my image hashes in the 4chan archive thats bad enough
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>>36754884
I wonder if you've picked up on my posts since I'm on here all day. I'm probably too boring.
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depression kicking in lads, wish me luck
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>>36754734
268,000 migrants came into the UK year ending September 2016 from the EU, 257,000 from outside it.
>>
>>36754885

alri billy no bollocks
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>>36754868
They are also middle aged men trying to get my credit card details
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>>36754909
Here's what you could have won.
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>>36754868
You just don't get it, do you? You normies are all the same when it comes to sex. All you care about is the pussy and how frequently you can jam your dick in there. The woman is just an afterthought, something you need to placate so you can hump it regularly.
Well for robots that isn't the case. We want a life partner. A woman who respects herself and isn't going to ride the knob carousel until the wall comes crushing down on her. Someone with whom we can watch our children grow up and have children of their own.
Sex is just a base simian desire and I really pity you for falling for it.
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>>36754924
we ride into the darkness hand in hand
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>>36754842
LOL you think GCHQ don't have better things to do than profile people on /britfeel/?
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>>36754902

I know you are a Normie, and I know you spam those shitty threads like 'Mum found the cumrag'

But don't worry, anon. I won't tell people about the other stuff you post.

How is Denmark this time of year anyway? Your IP geolocates to there, so you're either there now, or using a proxy
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>>36754888
I've heard stories of people being interviewed for GCHQ having their posts read back to them.
scary stuff
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>>36754750
>tfw you knowingly construct your sentences in a certain way to create a 'soft' britfeel personality
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>>36754942
I'd do it if I worked there. Would be good fun to track a 4chan user and build a profile of him.

>>36754956
Does sound pretty scary.
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>>36754956
It's safe to say, that if you've ever posted on here,or have much internet activity at all, you've no chance
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>>36754868
They might be easy in general. I work with lots of slav women and, no matter how hot they are, their bfs/husbands are almost always really ugly.

But keep in mind that they're only easy for westerners because they think we're a free ticket to the good life on the gold-plated streets of britain.
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>>36754942
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempora
>collects ALL internet data in the UK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma_Police_(surveillance_program)
>profiles every internet user

GCHQ have systems that we can't even fathom. Even the NSA doesn't have this stuff.
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>there are more normies on this thread than ever
>there are people on here who unironically talk about their girlfriends


why do I even come here anymore its just meme spamming and normies
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>>36754953
>I know you are a Normie
Sort of
>Mum found the cumrag
This does seem life something I'll post but I don't post outside of /britfeel/ ever
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>>36754918

You're the guy who wanted to save some Heroin for his 30th birthday, I think you had some early in the end because that one thread was particularly shit, and it brought your mood down.

Yes government agents posts here, no we don't give a shit about your personal drug use.
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>>36754807
how do sex a girl
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>>36754938
it really was pre-2000s game show level of weird, random stuff all piled up.
i bet half of it was stolen
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>>36754884
Go on then DecetiveAnon, have your way with me
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>>36754995
We have long established that /britfeel/ is more unique in regards to age, virgin status, working/neet than the overall /r9k/
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>>36754842
This is not britnormie trying to deflect by suggesting his own character is actually GCHQ

>>36754868
Yeah there's not gonna be people trying to social engineer personal information out of you to commit fraud/identity theft...No chance. just genuine sexy women
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>>36754991
and when we are outside of EU courts jurisdiction they will be able to do lots more
which is of course wonderful
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>>36754995
t. Only been posting in /britfeel/ for a month

I've been here since 2014 and there has always been girlfriend discussions. Granted theres a lot less bennies posting now but I think that's because anons are getting jobs and the government cranking down on benefits

>tfw just realised now that bennies is slang for benefits and not pennies
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>>36755012
Bet you don't know shit about me do you DetectiveAnon
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>>36755012
>You're the guy who wanted to save some Heroin for his 30th birthday,
wtf thats actually true
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>>36755056
>Granted theres a lot less bennies posting now but I think that's because anons are getting jobs and the government cranking down on benefits

haha yes we're all big boys now growing up and getting jobs
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>>36755050
Implying they gave a shit about EU courts anyway

What's EU gonna do, invade?
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>>36755056
Lad you cannot only be realising that now.
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Who's getting their supply in tonight?
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>>36755012
AHHH GET PARANOID EVERYONE

EEEE
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>>36754995
I'll let you in on a secret.
I am one of the most vocal anti-normie posters out there, in fact I led the recent crusade against social networking /britfeel/ groups.

I also make regular posts about girlfriends and having sex, despite doing neither. I do this to undermine /britfeel/ and generate an uncomfy air of hostility and distrust between users. I can't tell you why.

You may have noticed that night threads are referred to as more comfy, and that is largely to the fact that I sleep during the night. Without me these threads are peaceful and friendly places.

My dark influence continues to steer /britfeel/ from behind the scenes. This is my personal playground and I take great satisfaction in revealing this to you, knowing that you won't believe, will forget this, and won't be able to do anything at all about it.
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>>36755080
>what are sanctions
the state of average britfeel poster
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>>36755056
I thought it was gay slag slang for getting loads of penis
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>>36755082
This is a real eye opener lad. I thought it was a meme like pepsi and bepis.
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>>36755071
not sockpuppeting no
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Do you think britfeel would improve or get worse if IDs were brought in?
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>>36755098
>I also make regular posts about girlfriends and having sex, despite doing neither.
you are a horrible person, just horrible.
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>>36755100
>sanctioning the financial heartland of the EU

The state of children
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>>36755137
It would improve but be less fun to post in
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>>36755098
Keep it up devilish lad
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>>36755149
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

as if
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpmLP0CeVrU

Comfy pop punk night.
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>>36755137
It'd ruin me because I anime avatar and also make a lot of other posts
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Too scared to make a new thread lads dont want anything more on my record.
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>>36755170
as if indeed

Glad you agree
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>>36755137
improve desu. Normally I enjoy anonymity, but this is a place that should be about comfort, comradeship and unity, not social experiment and attention whores.
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>>36755098
>I also make regular posts about girlfriends and having sex

Fuck lad me aswell. Even though I'm not a virgin but I'll think of stories to post while at work and jot them down in my phone to post when I get home. I usually end up with about 60-70s (yous) a thread. I don't even know why I do it but I feel a bit bad

>lad lying about having a date with a mummy gf on friday
>lad that said he was at a party and lost his virginity to a singapore girl who made fun of my buttoned shirt

Think I have a problem lads
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>>36755128
>sockpuppeting
Are you saying that's what I'm doing or what detective anon is doing?
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lads is acid jazz a real thing
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How long should I wait before replying to a girl's texts guys? I don't wanna fuck this one up she's a fucking keeper
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>>36755188
youre clueless bucko
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>>36755217
>How long should I wait before replying to a girl's texts guys?
60 years so you know she's dead and cant ruin your life.
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>>36755215
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sedt2LhOmc
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>>36755215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtUVC11ba4g
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Anyone getting their drugs ordered tonight?

What you having?
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>>36754940
That's my lad, right there.

But it's still a losing battle against a society that hates that idea and wants to crush it.
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whos going to bed
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I'm obsessed with the word "braphog"
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>>36755259
Just a few grams of coke, gotta be up early tomorrow
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>>36755280

might do a bit better if you bought me a drink first
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gonna go to beds thoughts on this one
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>>36755286
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Oh yes dear, quite pungent indeed
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>>36755071

Your Date of Birth is March 15th, 1987. You had a JobCentre appointment Tuesday last week from what I can see. You really need to sort your life out anon, for your own sake. You're a good person.
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>>36755280
oral
anal
or do you just want cuddles
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>>36755312
>>36755312
>>36755312

new thread britfeelers
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>>36751692
That was before she sold out, we're boycotting her.
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How are the new mems going lads?
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>>36755056
>t. Only been posting in /britfeel/ for a month
k
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>>36754942

I know a guy who works at GCHQ and he has a lot of downtime.
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>>36755327
Ok no memes how do you know this stuff?
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>>36755327
hi mr dectectivity
can you tell us who the /britfell/ OPs are
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