Realistically how possible is this?

>>36751289
There are better islands on the world that they could use

>>36751289
An eccentric billionare

>>36751289
I will kick in $45,000 if you let me grow opium there.
We can fuck haiti even harder if we export there, and I already have security.

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I already put on a marker there on the zeemap

>>36751289

You're better off getting an island somewhere off canada/scotland.

Impossible, since two countries lay a claim on it. There's no way a small squad of weak NEETs can demonstrate their authority over the island.

>>36751511
Both would probably treat us as their citizens to get better claim on it

>>36751430
Too cold

>>36751363
I like my head on my shoulders

>>36751584
Just cold enough, keeps the shitskins away

>>36751584

So you'd prefer to live somewhere that is prone to earthquakes/hurricanes ?

Literally all your effort can be decimated.
Also snow is comfy af.

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>>36751657
>>36751742
what island do you guys have in mind? Also natural disasters just mean more NEETbux

We should start an underwater civilization

I don't want to live somewhere where hurricanes erase all your progress every year thanks

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>>36752106
Underground would be even better.

>>36752170
Yes, great. We shall build Moria. What should we mine and how will we generate power? Grow mushrooms probably because plants need light. Maybe keep animals that can feed off mushrooms.

>>36752170
Is that the Paper Mario TTYD city?

how do we get internet there serious question do the internet wires have to go under the sea back to normal countries how is internet even real and electricity where does it all come from weird when you think about it

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>>36751289
So NEETs who have no education and refuse to work are going to set up a society on an island?

Might wanna rethink this.

>>36752268
What if we build a giant steel tower that protrudes from the top of a mountain and harvest thunder?

>>36752268
in a year we will have a wind turbine powered internet cafe with satellite internet. Then in a decade we build NEET fiber optics to florida

>>36752298
>a bunch of inbred criminals made Australia in 100 years

>>36752268
Underaged b&

fuckbot

>>36752336
And look how that fucking turned out

>>36752241
An underground hydroplant should provide plenty of energy, kinda expensive though.

>>36752446
I'm down man, as long as I get to LARP as a dwarf

>>36752062

I was thinking about the holy isle in Scotland.

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>>36753010
>we can overrun them and vote one of us to be mayor

>>36751584
>too cold
nonWhite detected

>>36753143
Cold would have some advantages and some disadvantages but I have researched this and Navassa Island is our best bet politically and geographically.

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>>36753010
>Scotland
I'll nominate myself as Scottish accent translator and cultural advisor

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>>36753010
>holy isle in Scotland
you're gonna have to kick out all the Tibetan monks first

http://www.holyisland.org/

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>>36751289
>Niggers in charge of agriculture
heh

>>36753218
We need to find an Island to buy and a richfag to help us out- or maybe some bullshit fundraiser. There is no point going to some Island that is being disputed only to be kicked off.

Also, it is better to find Islands near first world countries rather than near shitholes like Haiti, as we would likely need to use some money to set up a food supply chain (I doubt any of us here are expert farmers).

>>36753067
This is actually pretty legit.

>>36751289
Realistically, 90% of all NEETs would die on the first day after they try drinking water from the ocean

5% would later die after they fell into the ocean and couldn't swim or climb back up the cliffs.

5% would kill themselves on the first few days after they realize that there is literally nothing on the island except for an automated lighthouse.

>>36753218
There is literally nothing on the island. it was avoided by explorers and marineers for 350 years because of how empty and useless it is.

>>36753337

If we take over the tibetan monks can pay us to visit.

Free Neet bux

Also

>NEETs working for their food and shelter and everyday needs, with no modern conveniences

kek, and also why?

>>36751289
>NEET's somehow sneak on a island the size of two square miles and with high cliffs
>they then actually decide to work for once in their lives and set up a camp with a farming operation
>NEET's will work in a tropical wet and dry climate
>they will drink (rainwater?) and satiating on that
>they will sell products that haven't been in demand since the 19th century and fish that is already being over hunted by aggressive Haitians
>will send the sick people to Cuba that will probably be against the "Western" colonization of the noble Haitian peoples rightful land
>NEETS will somehow survive military combat
>no more normies but themselves; Only fucking Otto Skorzeny could hatch this
>also giving guns to Haitians while you sit on your ass

None of it will work.

>>36751289
wouldnt it be easier to just get a job?

>>36753398
Look up the history used to be a guano mine until there was a slave revolt. Used by the navy because of its tactical position. It has it's own flag and everything I'm sure we would be legit territory like guam in a couple years after they find us and there is a bunch of anchor babies.

>>36753499
It had/has a military stategic value but okay you're not going have NEETs farm guano and eat dirt & drink rain that doesn't exist for most of the year.


I'm all for a fantasy NEET island, but let's not pick the shittiest island on earth

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>>36753442
We can just satisfy all our shitposting urges in real life. It would just be like camping. We would barely even have to work compared to a wagie 9 to 5. All we really have to do is considered chores by 90% of the planet.