Mmm... Rancid smell of cock

>>36750447
That image is really lewd.

>>36750447
kill yourself

Now check these repeating numbers

>>36750489
i check ur pulse and u still bretj :(

>>36750447
if you wash it, it's quite nice actually
but I am not trying to tell you how to live your life

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>tfw uncut cock I haven't washed in a week.

I'm LMAO at cutfags.

>>36750528
I just scrubbed out my smegpouch, it's frustrating getting long hairs stuck in there but overall, glad I have it

>>36750447
i havent showerd in months. my cocks smell is so thick hehehhehehehehehehe

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>>36750520
I can't, once after i masturbate again, smegma formations grow back up under my foreskin, they stay there and it ends up smelly again but at least i like it

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>>36750528
>tfw pulling your pants down and pulling the foreskin back after looking at lewd material and leaking precum for hours
>that delicious mix of sweat, musk and sweet kind cockstink
>tfw overall stickiness is on point

>Can't wash his dingaling.
>Smells like actual hell because of lack of hygiene.
>Instead of washing it like a normal person, he embraces the smell and posts about it on 4chan to reaffirm his beliefs.

THIS IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE A GF

WASH UR DICK

>>36750652
This is mai waifu now

>>36750652
I have never had this issue, takes me a couple weeks to get that kinda thing even with my pretty much constant masturbation. I am not extremely hygienic but my occasional swabbing works out fine. Might be related to my obscene level of sweat production?

Fags need to leave this board. Only fembots are allowed to worship cock musk.

>>36750760
seems like a lot of gay dudes are into dicks being really stinky man. it's just a thing, remember we are all animals. I can kinda appreciate light girl/boy stink, more on the sweat level I suppose.

Come smell my cock bitchboys

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>>36750977
Shhh. It's okay, calm down.

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>>36750528
>uncut cock I haven't washed in a week.
p-post it

>>36751497
>No having a good buddy on steam sending you pictures like that.

Sorry anon

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>tfw anon will never stay under your table sucking your dick while your play games

>>36751841
wtff don't post that here.. it's vry innappropriated.....

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I want to worship an anon and their smelly foul uncut cock

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>>36751875
just imagine... you are playing video games and you start raging, then you proceed to hold his head and make him choke on your cock everytime you die in game, while he just stays there under your table making lewd sucking noises on your cock

>tfw no anon bf with a clean cock

>>36750528

Have you ever tasted dick cheese? I have... it's not bad actually... it's really salty but the falvour isn't unpleasent.

I wish I could clean some anons dick with my mouth :3

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>anon will never beat you up whenever he's mad and kick you in the balls, pin you down and shove his smelly unwashed cock deep down your throat while choking you
>ywn do your best to not puke before he ejaculates in your throat because you love him
>ywn obediently do all the chores and work hard for him as he plays video games and watches animu.

>>36752006
thanks now im tingly

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>>36752006
Instead of getting up to pee,
you can just piss in their mouth and have them swallow it

>>36752006
>>36752110
>>36752171
>>36752040

And here i thought traps/gays being disgusting was a meme, you guys have surrendered to your most primal instincts and here i thought churches being prudes was just so they could shame people into servitude

>church held back the disgusting gays for over 2000 years
Prudes of the church, we salute you

>>36752097
Post steam or at least location.

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>>36751759
>No having a good buddy on steam sending you pictures like that.
how do you even bring up something like that
that's super gay

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>>36752171
I want to be an anon's human piss jug

>>36752238

>not wanting to get serviced by a cute submissive girl (male)

you gay nigga

>>36752253
He had the succubus (male) avatar. Started bullying him with that and one thing led to another.

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>>36752238
i want to gay a priest in his confession chamber.. rub my cock again his butt and have him arch is back while he's praying and yelling to the son of God

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>>36752329
>tfw anon will never bully me into sending him pictures of my cock

>>36752377
you're probably smol anyway

>>36752365
Aaand now i want to make a virus that turns every gay person into asexual

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Where da cute bois at?

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>>36752409
>you're probably smol anyway
is this bullying? are you bullying me?

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>>36752238
cocklust/homolust is too strong anon. If the church forced me to marry I would still suck dicks behind my wife's back. there is no point resisting it.

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>>36752171
and everytime you wanted to jerk off you could just use his mouth, he would always be there ready to service your cock, when you came home from work, at your door just waiting for you to order him to suck your cock and swallow all of your cum like a good slave, or just being a neet and staying under you table, or maybe tied up on the corner gagged and blindfolded ready to use his mouth and relieve your stress whenever you wanted to

>>36752238
>you guys have surrendered to your most primal instincts
you realize that a woman potentially could do all of this as well right

>>36752377
Well send the picture and stop yapping faggot

Less lip more dick

>>36752630
Yes i do, we call those roasties

>>36750934
I haven't had smegma since I first pulled my foreskin back when I was a kid. Even when I don't shower for weeks, my dick looks clean. It does start to smell rancid, though.

>>36752468
it's mental abuse

>will never make a trap slut earn me money and service me at home
>will never live the comfy neet life off of some beat boys ass

>>36752468
Send the picture(s) you smelly willy!

>>36752684
>wanting to be a pimp
Id personally prefer to be brothel keeper

>>36752713
Not even necessarily pimp, even them being a wageslave while I relax at home would work for me

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Please anon, cum on my mouth, also make sure to hold my head as hard as you can so its impossible for me to stop choking your dick, please rape my throat with your delicious dick and gag me with it, I am such a slut that sucking dicks and pleasing men is the only thing I will ever be good at, make sure to hit my face as hard as you can to remind of how worthless I am, please spit on my mouth, please use me as a your cumdump and cum on my mouth whenever you feel like it, I will make sure to swallow all of your cum like the good slut I am, please give me your cum!

>>36752749
Yeah the problem about them being a wageslave is they want to be literal pets to more masculine / dominant males

>what they want doesn't matter
Good try but they are still lazy fucks

They would probably be okay with living on neetbux with you but i don't see them grinding 9-5 for dick when they don't have to

Maybe if you pick an ugly overweight specimen that lacks femininity you might get him to do 9-5 for your dick but i wouldn't get my hopes up

>>36752822
Why does this turn me on? the idea someone would be this desperate for the mere chance to choke on my dick, might have to get a trap pet for myself

The hitting part is a no no for me though, i don't enjoy damaging what is mine

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>>36752822
*nods at you in Chadnesse*
*whips out Biggusama*

>>36752713
I-I'll work at your brothel

>>36752822

How does one become like this? You must be an utter lowelife loser who has failed at everything in life.

>>36752912
>Biggusama
o am i laffin

>>36752684
>you will never be this anon's wageslave slut
>you will never have to give all of your money to him
>you will never get home tired and still have to clean and cook for him
>you will never have to sexually please him whenever he wants

>>36753022
Drop that contact wagie slut

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>>36752927
>Being the head of a brothel
>Being a gentle dom to your girls (male)
>Keep your girls clean of diseases with a freelancer doctor / quack
>Have security to keep the place peaceful
>Live in the pent house where the girls (male) come to worship my cock on their breaks
>If the girls have done well grant their sexual desires
>Would have to upkeep protein rich diet to keep the ambrosia cream flowing for my girls
>Most of my days would be spend doing paper work while a girl (male) deepthroats me under the table while the next ones in line squirm in anticipation of their turn
That would be the life

>be me
>13
>learn about masturbation
>feelsgood
>few years later realise my dick looks different to the porn guys dick
>realise you have to pull foreskin back to have sex
>it wont go back, really tight on head
>go for penis inspection, doctor tells me to pull it back a bit each day
>every day it goes back a little bit further
>one day while i'm in bed i finally get it to go all the way back
>instantly hit by the smell of 16 years worth of dick cheese that has been growing underneath my foreskin
>the most putrid thing i've ever smelled
>rub fingers over bellend to collect all the dick cheese
>bring up to nose
>inhale deeply
>beautiful

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>>36753082
s-so hot, would love to be a girl there

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>>36753362
A man can dream, would have to get shit tons of starting funds to get that kind of operation running, also would have to find a country where brothels are legal to avoid problems with the law and lawless
Who knows, maybe one day ill make a brothel like that and ill be surrounded by girls (male) that worship me and my dick, something to look forward to

>>36753688
go to vegas and make big money and set up your brothel there

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>>36753715
Would probably be a good gimmick brothel there too, don't think there are many trap brothels there and even on prostitution side it might be more on the drag queen side
Good thing Las Vegas is the cesspool of America so the locals are unlikely to make a hassle of some traps doing their business there
Now i just have to make big bucks for startup

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The way these threads make me feel is just incredibly embarrassing!

>>36753873
>The way these threads make me feel is just incredibly embarrassing!
honestly same

>>36753873
>>36754226
Embrace your inner cockslut

>>36753873
If you won't talk about cockstink can you at least elaborate on your embarrassment? You're animeposting it's not like you're hetero anyway.

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>>36754290
>Embrace your inner cockslut
There was never any to begin with!
>>36754303
>You're animeposting it's not like your hetero anyway
You got me there. And I figure it to be so embarrassing because it makes me feel dirty. That's not something I'm accustomed to! Or at the least not willing to admit. Hehe.

>>36754504
You've fallen long ago, but have fun with your RP i ain't one to judge

>>36754551
>You've fallen long ago, but have fun with your RP i ain't one to judge
Thank you for being an ally

please stop making me like this

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>>36754551
I don't understand. What have I fallen from?

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>>36755635
Shut the fuck up, anon. If you didn't want to be like this you wouldn't browse this disgusting website.

>>36755695
I-I'm only here because I've been here a long time and I can't leave and you guys are my friends so I have to stay

I don't want to be like this

>>36755690
I think he means you've fallen from grace

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>>36755712
How can you say we're friends if you won't talk about smelly dicks with us?

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>>36755784
Uh, w-well...

sometimes I pull my undies down after I fapped earlier and it smells gross but it kind of makes me feel excited too for some reason and I don't know why

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>>36755841
Because it smells good, anon. You seem to have forgotten that we're animals. Cocks smell good.

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>>36756069
I-It does? I guess I do kinda like it, but it smells good in a different way from how food smells good. I-It's kind of hard for me to understand...and, is it bad for me to like the way my own one smells?

Why are guys so fucking disgusting?

>tfw I started drooling reading this thread
I wish I could suck a cock

>>36756429
it's not my fault!! they're the ones making me think weird stuff like this

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>>36756277
It's not bad, anon, embrace it. Don't be ashamed. You can go into a lewd trance and be enticed by your own's no-no parts' fragrance. It's fine.

>>36756473
Come suck mine slut

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>>36756497
th-thanks anon...it's a little hard not to feel guilty, but reading that makes me feel a little better. but, if I go into a lewd trance cause it smells really nice, what do I do then? is there a way to make it smell even nicer? I still don't know why just the smell gives me funny feelings like this...

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>tfw this will never happen to you irl
>tfw this will never happen to anyone irl

our excess of consciousness is a cruel evolutionary joke

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>>36756566
Do what you feel like doing, anon. Just let the lewd trance follow its course. If you like the smell a lot then maybe you'll smell your hand after fapping for a while. It's fine.

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>>36756813
O-Okay...thanks, anon, I'll try my best! It does feel nice to be told it's okay to feel these things. I hope I become more okay with it...

I am a trap that wears massive fake boobs and ties up and fucks my worthless boyfriend, I put him on a leash and pull his face into my huge butt and fart whipped cream in his mouth and force him to swallow it >:3

>no pictures in this entire thread
Surely someone will do it justice.
Any good threads on /gif/?

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>>36757000
>going to /gif/

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>>36756898
Don't worry anon you'll do just fine! Soon it'll feel natural to you! But then the faintest hint of cockstink in the air will trigger in you an unstoppable lewd trance... be careful!

>>36750984
Gays are subhuman

Oreg

>>36752630
I dont see roasties talking about this garbage

>>36757084
It's current year, anon. Stop saying such things desu.