Ask a robot eating lunch in the bathroom anything

How's the smell?

>>36750327
Go eat the table you freak

>>36750327
Are you lonely anon?

Originianinalio

>>36750327
Stop it. I have social anxiety too, and used to do that shit.

Please just go to an empty table, and play with your phone. Or even better, go sit with strangers and nod at them. They won't mind you.

>>36750351
Actually not that bad, picked the "clean" bathroom

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why u eating there OP,bully? u know what to do

What do you reply when they ask what's that munching noise?

>>36750327
I would just not eat until I got home

Bathroom breaks are comfy af when they're well maintained. No one to bother you and you can shit whenever you want.

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>>36750355
Have you ever eaten a table, anon?

>>36750380
>making that much noise when you eat

close your mouth you disgusting fuck

>>36750327
You're honestly one of those losers that does this? Have you no shame?

>>36750380
Funny you ask that, someone just walked in, and didn't ask

Eat on your own you fucking beta, the bathroom stall is for shitting.

>>36750407
Yes, but my only other friend won't be here for two weeks

>>36750375
No, just don't know anyone

>>36750327
Everything looks exactly like in my school. The floor tiles, gap under the stall door, texture on the wrapper, and the soggy chicken sandwich.

Are you at DMHS?

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>>36750514
No, but I guess many American schools are built the same way, at least the bathrooms

God damn I do not miss those burgers.

>>36750411
You're taking this way too seriously.

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>>36750568
They actually upgraded ours from sponge chicken to actual meat

>>36750597
Nah, but maybe you should take not being a vile freak a bit more seriously.

>not going to the library or outside
pleb

>>36750672
The library is closed and the outdoor courtyard is filled with parkour niggers

>>36750672
>implying you're allowed to eat at the library

>>36750614
They changed our chicken around 11th grade and they made it so much worse. My favorite thing about the regular burgers were the little hard things you'd bite into every once in a while. Very appetizing.

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>>36750737
What, the bone/fat parts?

>>36750800
No offense op, but you look like a biracial mongrel. Nice digits btw!

>>36750851
You right, I am bi racial. The worst kind, Asian and white. HAPA...

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>>36750870
Don't do it, Elliot.

Do it originially tho

>>36750327
I hear about this "loner eats in the bathroom" meme. I was a loner at lunch for most of High School and I never ate in the bathroom. I got to lunch as late as possible to kill time. Then I got as much food as I could. Then I ate in oddly enough - one of the more visible areas that I was comfortable with. Then I ate slowly and let the bell ring before I finished and took the leftovers with me so I wouldn't have to wander out in the courtyard with nothing to do.

Why go to the bathroom? Won't people see you taking lunch in there and judge you worse than if you sat alone?

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>>36750870
I hope your father was asian. That combination tends to work out better.

>>36750870
Art thou the second coming of Elliot?

>>36750327
Are you in the disabled stall, by chance?

>>36750970
Unfortunately my mom is the Asian

>>36750475
Dude just sit alone, literally no one minds or gives a shit really...

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>>36751004
ELLIOT HAS BEEN REINCARNATED

I REPEAT, ELLIOT HAS BEEN REINCARNATED

BETA UPRISING IMMINENT

What the fuck are you eating? Is that a literal turd?

>>36750951
in ancient decades past before the school cracked down on it they let civilized kids eat in various halls or nooks at my school. even my cyborg ass couldn't help but have a qt nerdy oneitis and a couple of other sorta nerdy dudes to eat lunch with

>>36751504
>cyborg

No such thing friendo, you're either a robot or a normie.

Elliot?
Are you there?

>>36750951
Neither did I and I graduated HS in 08. During freshman/sophomore I ate with the other loser/nerdy kids. We hardly talked. We just ate then left. We were usually the first ones in line for some reason so before the cafeteria was full we were gone. Then I moved to another school for junior/senior years and made no friends. I just skipped lunch altogether and sat on a computer in the library browsing SA/4chen/Digg.

>>36750327
Where are you and what are you doing right now?

>>36752474
I'm in my math class right now

>>36752513

Are you good at math? Do you like it?

>>36750327
Iktf, most of the time I wouldent eat anything at all in school.

>>36750327
What the fuck do you go to desert vista? We have the same bathrooms. Phoenix?

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man I know that feel

>had a big job interview recently
>it was a 'group interview' with a bunch of other people in an office
>halfway through feeling pretty bad because I am the outcast of the group already
>t is the lunchtime break
>everyone goes to the lunch room to eat together, they are talking and laughing
>I excuse myself and go to the toilet
>stop at a vending machine
>buy myself a big bag of chips, bottle of soda and 4 candy bars
>take them to the toilet cubicle and start eating
>don't know where to put the stuff
>stick two candy bars into the toilet paper tube
>put the soda on the floor
>pull down my pants for some reason
>put two candy bars on my lap
>start slowly eating my chips
>really slowly eating
>someone walks in and starts shitting
>horrible smell
>choke slightly on one of the chips
>try to grab my soda and get a drink
>knock it over
>it falls so the cap is pointing into his stall
>laugh and say 'm-m-my soda is a gloryhole coke haha'
>no response
>grab the bottle and finish my lunch
>Join the group again
>they are all staring at me
>start calling me 'coke zero'

fucking bullies. fuck nomries

>>36753498
No, I live in the south. But I did live in Arizona at one point

>>36752712
Yes, I honestly like all subjects. I'm in Calculus AB, to weak for BC :/

>>36753564
Yeah, fuck bullies man. They should leave is be.

>>36750981
No, I was in a regular stall

>>36751168
A "chicken" sandwich, it's actually pretty okay

>>36754229
Picture of class pls

>>36750800
Hows Lake Park treating ya?

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When I was in HS kids used to throw their lunch at the ceiling....burgers, pizzas, Mac and cheese and watch it stick. Sometimes it took a long time for the food to fall. Stupid kids. I mostly either sat alone or with two guys I knew. One kids name was Frank....his thing was that every day he would say "School sucks". Every. Day. I wonder what happened with him. The other kid became a CFO.

>>36750327
>eating shit with more particles of shit floating around

nice

>>36754611
I'm at home now

>>36754679
What's lake park?

>>36750327
looks good
nice shit hehe

Hey those stalls look familiar... So does that burger... You in Cali OP?

>>36755894
No, I live in the south. It's like they build the bathrooms the same all over the US

>>36750327
Location I just left a store where I could have sworn I heard someone eating something in a stall not joking M8

>>36756476
Oh shit I'm from south too I had to double check those werent my shoes you took a pic of

>>36756476
Haha fuck it headed back to the stall I'll be in tears laughing if its you in there

>>36756476
GA here where you at OP

Walking to stall now I guess ill find out whos eating in the stall

Just eat outside man. I learned to not give a fuck about the opinions of people I dont consider valuable. Just think how little you care about them, why would you let THEM put you on this situation?

>>36750327
How do u ear while someone's taking a shit in the next stall? Or does the smell turn u on?

>>36756612
Bama here I checked the stall where I heard some faggot eating and it smelled like chick fil a but no one is there

>>36750327
How's High-school?
Back when I attended, I merely jerked off in the bathroom and didn't bother getting food.

>>36756612
Did you find that faggot and kick the door in?

fortunately we were able to eat out at my high school so I just went to the local pizza place every day

I had one (1) friend though so we occasionally went together

>>36750419
No need to be an asshole. A man can eat where ever the fuck they want.

>>36756662
No just a faint smell of food it was empty

>>36756524
Dude go there now and take pics of the robot

>>36753564
>lunch
>big bag of chips, bottle of soda and 4 candy bars
fucking americans

>>36750327
Triggered.

I had a high level math class and I had to eat lunch with a bunch of upperclassmen in highschool. I found a random table and they told me to leave so I ate in the bathroom stall everyday for a year.

Goddamn highschool sucked thankfully I was passive and not angry and didn't kill anyone

>>36756524
I'm at home now, but I guess eating in the bathroom is common lol

>>36756593
I live in Texas, the weather here sucks. It's always humid

>>36756615
You're right, I'm probally going to eat at the end of a table tomorrow, it was pretty weird, especially when people made comments about how long I was shitting

>>36756625
Thankfully it was just a bunch of dudes who went pee in the stalls, no poo

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>>36750698
Library closed for AP exams, anon? What grade are you in?

>>36756646
It's alright, it's highly competitive and very stressful at times, but I always enjoy that feeling of coming home and watching YouTube.

>>36750327
Why not just go into the library next time?

>>36756686
We also have off campus over here. If I had a car, I'd go places. Unfortunately there are no food places within a walking distance

>>36758034
It was actually closed for IB testing. I am a senior, I finished my AP Literature exam this morning.

>>36758050
The library is closed for testing all week, but I could maybe go into a computer lab and play some FOE or something

>>36750327
I did this in my last couple years of school because I was embarrassed by my looks and loner status. I recommend stopping. People notice, even if you sneak lunch in. I overheard a couple people saying "that guy spends all lunch in the bathroom". Which is more embarrassing than just eating alone.

>>36750870
>>36750970
Holy fuck are you me? Seriously I'm WMAF hapa and eat in the bathroom every day.
The one with the booger wall is the best one

if you're in highschool you're not a robot you spastic attention whore
go to /b/ and be a cunt there

>>36758138
I did hear people come back into the bathroom laughing, saying "damn, dat nigga still shitting". It would probally be a good idea to not go back tommrow

>>36758166
What ethnicity is your mother?

>>36758240
She's white, dad's white and I am mixed.

>>36758251
Wrong. My mom's Asian as well. Specifically Vietnamese.

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>>36758251
Wat. You adopted?

>>36758277
Oh haha. I think it also depends on the moms ethnicity. My mother is japanese and she's actually really nurturing, not a tiger mom whatsoever. It's my white father who pushes me

i used to do this allmthe time in 10th grade i was so in love with a girl in my class I would literally start shaking if she even talked to me and one time she noticed how nervous she made me and laughed at me and told me to calm down so i spent the rest of the year eating lunch in bathroom and sitting far away from her in class

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>>36750951
This isn't a meme at all, it actually happens quite frequently. I used to skip lunch and spend the time in a bathroom stall because they wouldn't allow students inside the building. You either were in the crowded cafeteria or outside in the courtyard w/ friends but I didn't have any. Spent a massive amount of hours just listening to conversations and wanting to die as a 14 year old. I think people started to notice one person always stayed inside the stall. Didn't care enough to stop unless security would come in and kick me out for no particular reason.

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>>36758310
Yeah I'm in the same boat with the dad pushing you around and whatnot. At least my mom doesn't hate me (even though she reminds me how short I am every time I see her). I just hope to someday eat lunch under the stars instead of in a stall that smells like cigarettes and poop.

>>36750355
>get gawked at by judging normalfags
>loud as fuck cafeteria
>being alone in a crowded space, which amplifies any negative emotions you may be feeling

why?

>>36758342
it could have been a sign anon

>>36758414
That sounds brutal. How would the security come in? Would they knock or something?

>>36758667
Are there already people inhabiting under the stairs?

>>36758868
Yeah I think so. They realized someone was staying in the stall everyday for more than thirty minutes. Don't know if I violated a rule or something. All I wanted was peace.

>>36750951
It's actually very common in Japan, it's called benjo-meshi which literally means toilet meal.
https://miragesdreamylife.wordpress.com/2013/06/14/benjo-meshi-a-glimpse-into-japans-bizarre-culture/

>>36758953
I did that for the first year, but the Gen z meme literally ruined our school. The spot I usually sat in became a high traffic zone and the best spots in the school became overrun with normies sexing. My only refuge were the areas that were too pungent for any normie to handle.

>>36758288
yooooo nigga I wrote that "lmao" on the wall

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>>36759217
i like to think of myself as the stall-wall commentator

Are you gonna eat in the restroom tomorrow?

>>36759918
maybe. i'll keep everyone updated

>>36758667

Why would you eat lunch at night?

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>>36750327
I remember those sandwiches.
Try and make the most of high school OP. I didn't and I regret it. Those were the worst years of my life (until I got to college and became even lonelier some how).

Get good grades and join clubs.