>atheist >nihilist >furry >into bestiality >foot

>>36747749
So degenerate I can't mention it

>>36747784
More than me? Come on

>atheist
>nihilist
>pedo
>into guro
>necro fetish
>lost virginity to a hooker
>had sex with a man without being gay
>sucked my own dick
>do drugs every month
>fap to my own mother

>>36747749
so degenerate i never got drunk, i am a virgin, i fap to milf porn only, i dont smoke, i smoked only three joints in my life. my parents didnt have sex before marriage, i never said or heard anyone say i love you to one another in my family.

>Sometimes I have sex
>Sometimes I drink a little too much
>Sometimes I'm unable to effectively communicate how I feel to other people
Just TRY to beat me

>>36747749
>lost virginity to sister
Need the greentext on that

>>36747817
you outdid me. Feels good.

>>36747836
Well desu I haven't fapped to guro or cp in a while. Kinda overdid it at one point and it's hard to find good material.

>>36747856
Guro isn't

>>36747835
>be virgin
>met up with full bio sister for the first time
>both in our early 20s
>with each other irl for about a week
>towards the end of the week we get to talking about it, I jokingly say me and you should do it
>she turns to me dead serious and asks if I ever really would
>nervous but thinks about it a bit and finally says fuck it why not
>we get a hotel and fuck

Thats basically it. She mainly wanted to try it and to help me out, but now we're basically in love with each other.

>>36747817
>Atheist
>Nihilist
>Sociopath

Fetishes:
>Pedo
>Necro
>Piss
>Trap

Done:
>Sucked own dick
>Had sex with multiple men and women
>Do drugs every day
>Lost virginity to woman <10
>Fapped with mother's panties
>Fucked brother

I belong here

>>36747942
Do you want to marry her?

>>36747817
I've sucked my own dick before, and I smoke weed on occasion if you count that as a drug. So you can tack another two on for me

At my worst I was
>~150 drinks a week
>Cocaine, sometimes crack, and weed (no idea how much of any of these)
>was regularly fucking two trashy 14 year old girls (I was 22) got chlamydia from one of them
>was engaged to a girl I cheated on regularly. sometimes I'd drug her and get her cold somehow so I could feel like I was fucking a limp dead body
>fapped an average of 8 times a day
>besides piss and shit there's no fetish I haven't tried to fap to and didn't end up enjoying
>got buttfucked by my friend's German Shepard most Sundays when I watched his house
>drunk drove essentially every day (150 drinks a week leaves you little sober time)
My only good quality was that I had a job.
>still spending 70% of my time at work on /r9k/

But you can turn it around anons, trust me.

>>36747981
Well we couldn't really get married. But we have talked about dating quite a bit

>>36748013
Could is different from want

>>36748031
Well I would want us to date first obviously. Then I don't know, would have to see how it goes from there.

>>36747871
It is when you've been fapping to it for years.

>>36747992
With drugs I meant stuff other than alcohol, weed and tobacco. Those are of daily use for me.
>tfw dying young

>>36747994
How does one even consume so much alcohol and drugs.

My body just puts me in a coma so I sober up or I just throw up immediately when my body is tired of my shit alcohol consumption.

>atheist
>NEET
>KHV
>furfag
>lost interest in 3D
>underweight
>unhealthy diet

I can still unJUST myself and become a semi-normalfag. I just need to try.

>>36748065
I actually had/have a fairly healthy diet apart from the drinking. Plus I exclusively drank hard liquor, so no carbonation or full feeling.

>>36747821
Fucking original psychopath

>>36747749
>agnostic who thinks he's God
>single child of divorced parents
>left the Netherlands at 5 after parents divorce to come to shithole Romania because i was racist and wanted to be with my own kind, not a bunch of Turks or boring Dutchies
>done every drug
>smoke weed everyday
>pedo tendencies
>love hentai
>also brutal porn
>numerous girls fucked
>STD's back in the day
>still never use condoms
>fap immediately after waking up cause coffee won't cut it any more
>fap at work sometimes
>love spitting on girls and beating them during sex
>listens to only degenerate music
>piss in the sink
>anger issues
>addicted to sugary drinks, more scared for my life than when i was on drugs
>tons of junk food
>still skinny cause metabolism i guess?
>110 lbs at 5'11"
>aspie
>not really racist but i hate Zionist Jews
>6 gorillion my ass
>useless degree
>terrible with money
>offend everyone everywhere
>don't do any sports
>left mom's house at 16 to live with my girl
>ruined relationship with her
>dated love of my life after that, also ruined that
>lost respect for women indefinitely
>getting really into anime
>lurked on 4chan for seven years before my first post
>browse /b/, /pol/ and /r9k/ every day

That's about it guys, am i really degenerate? At least i have a stable job

>>36747994
greentext some dog fucking my brother

Smoked and lost virginity at 10, now I have no friends and the girl I fucked hates me

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>>36747977
>tfw you'll never be this robot

>>36747749
>furry
what's wrong with being furry?

>Sociopath
>jacks off to rape porn
>jacks off to 2D
>went to deep web to fap to cp
>20,never had gf
>virgin
>muscular
>rich
>decent college
>I feel like I could go on a rampage at any time
>I eat tiny bits of my body and I feel like I could eat another person
> necro because why not
>no drugs
Praised be Angra Mainyu

>>36749120
>>muscular
>>rich
>>decent college
Mind explaining this?

>>36749116
about a decade and a half ago, some people in a forum decided they didn't like them

they're all dead now, but as long as furries exist, their spirits must roam without rest, never to be at peace

you should totally keep doing it, fuck those assholes

>>36747994
i think you win this thread

>>36749131
There is nothing to explain

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>Futa fan
>lolicon
>siscon
>doujin collector
>NEET
>not attracted to 3D women
>extreme hermit

>>36748817
you sound a bit like a chad. very sus

>>36748865
It's pretty much what you would expect,
>rub his dick until it's out of the sheath
>get under him and suck him until he was fully erect, ~6"-7" I think
>there's also something about this position that made him sense my submission I think, and let him know he could dominate a human
>lube self, get on all fours if he doesn't knock me down first
>have to guide his dick in because dogs are dumb
>get fucked, pretty brutal at first because dogs have no concept of gentle sex, he just pounds like a maniac and growl and nips and scratches when you try to get away (not that you couldn't if you really wanted to, but I wanted him to "put me in my place" so to speak)
>only knotted twice ever, hurts like hell and I did the second one just so I could record it
>he drags me around by the knot, hurts like absolute hell but I did it so I could fap to myself being his bitch later
>so much cum when he knotted had to take a half hour shower to get his seed out
and now I have a boner. I'm going to google self electroshock therapy.

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I mean there's a lot but those cartoon ponies are probably my worst vice if it was to ever be discovered.

Fuck me I don't even watch the show but it's just such good porn.

>>36749120
i'll be the decider if ur a sociopath. For now ur just a weirdo

>>36749814
Try me. I might chop you and store you in my freezer.

>>36750403
I will burn you alive. don't got time for all that weirdo shit trying to get this loot up if you know what im saying

>>36747749
>atheist
>sociopath
>loli fetish
>foot fetish
>lost virginity to sister
>heroine addict
>neet

>>36750437
I'm no weirdo. This is how I feel. Just do it (or try at least)

>>36750660
Highly doubt it. I've abused many women and done a hellish amount of drugs. You're just a wannabe. Don't call urself a sociopath and have nothing to back it up lil bitch you make real people look bad

this thread has sharp edges

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>all of these people that lost virginity
>thinking they belong here
FUCKING LEAVE YOU FAILED NORMIE FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36747749
Pretty normie, but I once fucked a girl on her period

>>36751682
Falling for the robots are virgins meme
Git gud faggot

>>36747977
no you dont , hedonists are welcome in the mainstream. go back

>>36751770
all robots are virgins, to bad this board is now filled with more normies then robots.

>>36749766
HOT AF definitely a to do list for me

>>36747749
I want to be a furry, can you help?

>>36747749
>lost virginity to sister
wrong board

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Im pretty good looking, young, and almost finished with college. Have a beautiful GF of 5 years who I will be marrying. Not into any weird shit. This is my first comment on 4chan. Came here to check out you weirdos. Dont really believe any of you honestly

>>36752218
me too i wanna be a furry to help

im black

/thread

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>>36752680
get out of here phone posting normie REEEEEE

>>36752470
Incest doesn't count, doofus

>>36747749
>Bit neurotic
>Work Oriented
>Have gotten my shit together
>Optimistic
>Future prospects
Very degenerate.

Thank you for making me feel clean in comparison to some of you guys. I forget that I'm not that bad. The most degenerate thing I've done is being on the giving end of heterosexual anal sex.

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>asexual
>hedonist
>babyfur
>atheist accordingly

ar least my fursona is nice!

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>>36747817
>sucked my own dick
oregano

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>>36753393
You need to be shot against a wall.

>>36753422
why :(
have i done really something bad?

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>>36747942
>First met in 20s
Whats the point, basically NBR.

Although this story was good

>>36747749
>>36747817
>>36747822
>>36747942
>>36747977
>>36747994
>>36750563
>>36752680
FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUUUUUCCCKKK >>>/out/

ORFUCKINGIGINAL POST

>>36747977
>Fucked brother
This isn't /hm/ but story pls?

>>36753447
Being a fury is grounds for involuntary euthanasia.

>>36753540
but why?
it's just a fun hobby :)

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>>36747817
>had sex with a man without being gay

>2017
>homos STILL in denial

>>36753155
Lawlz i luv being a normie :)
Knew one of you creeps would comment about the phone post lmao

>>36753580
Nein, UNTERMENSCH!

>>36753611
Why "creeps"?

>>36753654
I was referring to those who are necros pedos incestuous and any other weird shit

>>36747749
being a nihilist is the worst thing on that list desu

Will to power, brah

>>36753654
because robots are worthless in every sense of the word

>>36752680
>who I will be marrying

You faggots just never learn, see you in 2-3yrs when you're posting asking for help in this board.

I wish the best for you but mark my words nigga.

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I am Intelligent, Nihilistic and have a Wicked Sense of Humor

>>36747749
this but no sister

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>>36747749
>Lost virginity to sister

Greentext me

>>36754517
>>36747942
Fucking faggot.

Blah blah blah, this post is now original.

>>36753985
I hate niggers dont call me that. Believe me i know your right. Will be married for 5-10 years then divorced and shit will get fucked up like everyone else. Just life as a normie i suppose

>>36747749

>18
>mlp
>fap almost exclusively to clop
>still attracted to 3d women somehow
>developing alcoholism
>love prog rock and atmospheric metal
>have a vinyl collecting problem
>on my way to decent college

>>36754976
Jack?

original