It went awful..

haha, your dicks fucked, get smoked

>>36745449
That's not my dick, but it doesn't look all that dissimilar...

Damn bro that sucks

Fix yo dick

Or make sure it's dark next time

>he fell for the weeb girl meme
Just accept it, anon. The girl is not the one for you. She probably just want a one night stand and is not interested in a relationship with you.

Have you seen a doctor about that thing

>>36745424
Did she at least do sex stuff with your dick?

>>36745424
I didnt i said it was disgusting and you should get if fixed

>>36745507
A third of men have it, in Europe it's something like 90%, although far from that, they are a lot smaller on mine, barely visible when hard

>>36745554
>a third of men have it

Based on what sample, fucking aliens?

I've never seen anyone with that shit and I've seen a lot of dicks

>>36745514
kill yourself you retarded faggot cunt

>>36745554
>A third of men have it
according to lying jews, fucking moron

>>36745574
It's actually a third of uncut men, says Wikipedia,they can be removed very cheaply trough and don't grow back

>>36745578
Is something wrong, Anon? You seem angry...

>>36745424
you're lucky she didn't run screaming from your house. how could you think any girl would touch a dick that looked anything like that?

>>36745424
What am I looking at anon?
Origami

Is that keratinized smegma

Holy fuck OP you need to go and get medicated

>>36745623
maybe you're just underage or something but it does upset me to think that this is the state of young men today, you seriously think a third of guys have dicks that look like they've been attacked by a cheese grater? just nuke this fucking planet.

>>36745605
>kike shilling circumcision
fuck off jew no foreskin to eat for you

>>36745679
What the fuck are you even talking about? I think you responded to the wrong guy, mate... Go look at your original reply

>>36745689
Not the foreskin dumbo, the spots

>>36745554
>>36745604
PPP is very common but extremely rarely as extreme as OP's image.

>>36745424
>told herb about my dick

This is where you fucked up. You should have dimmed the lights and simply stuck it in. Shaking my head.

>>36745697
>and she didn't seem concerned at all, until she saw it.
>Did she at least do sex stuff with your dick?
90's born queer kill yourself

Because it literally looks like a terrifying STD. you really think some slut looking for a hookup Is going to believe
>i-i-its really normal honest! Like 1/3rd of men have them! It's not a disease I swear!
He'll no. She's going to run away from the potential AIDS infection like any sane person would. Imagine if some roastie warned you before sleeping with you
>My vagina looks a little strange but it's just a birth mark so don't worry teehee
And then proceeded to pull out a wart ridden blue waffle. Same difference.

>>36745718
Whatever, you've just got a fucked up dick.

>>36745424

So is the shit in OP's image skin or just growths that you can peel off? I kind of want to pick at them.

>>36745789
fuck off redditfag. origini

Why would you even try to have sex when you have something like this bro?
Especially oral sex
You are beyond retarded, it's good to know you will never reproduce

>>36745424
>crunchyroll and chill.

Off yourself

>>36745424
you are currently the most retarded person on 4chan.

A friend of mine has this, how he gets laid is beyond me. Meanwhile I have a perfect dick and still have a V card. Maybe I should advertise myself as "guy with normal dick" if it's so common

>>36745888
>if it's so common
it's not

>>36745424
you dick looks like it's growing fungus

What the fuck is that? Does it have a name?

what the fuck is that?

origono

>>36745424
The only thing that went wrong, is when you asked her to watch fucking crunchyroll...ugh. she probably though you were a faggot normie that uses shit streaming websites.

>>36745962
Crunchyroll and chill was her idea, Dragon Ball Super and wine was mine. You guys suck. I just wanted to lose my V card. Should I text her?

>>36745999
text her
trips confirmed

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>>36746010
W-what should I say? Should I apologize?

>>36745999
>>36746024
Tell us what the fuck is wrong with your dick

>>36746035
Fucking penile papules my man

>>36745999
>Dragon Ball Super and wine was mine.
>I just wanted to lose my V card. Should I text her?
go to the doctor you fucking idiot, go girl will ever want to go near that thing.

>>36746058
No insurance my dude, and this isn't exactly ER material.

>>36746068
Burn it off. A little fire will show it who's boss

>>36746068
go to a gp fuckwit

>>36746051
>Ribbed dick
wtf

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Could be originally worse, OP

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>tfw chris chan has a nicer dick than mine

>>36746058
>go girl will ever want to go near that thing.

who the fuck is go girl?

>>36745424
>>36745718
OP's image is a bad case of genital warts due to HPV, not pearly penile papules

>>36745424
>Cucked by his own dick

>>36746263
no girl, it was a typo you fucking idiot

>>36745424
the fuck is that shit on your dick?

>>36745554
>90% men in europe

I will stop you right there you filthy nigger.
If you are talking about imigrants representing yourselves then most probably it is true.

I remember you from the thread yesterday mate, that's a fucking bummer.

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>>36745424
Go to a fucking doctor, you look like a clicker

>>36745424
I said get fucking surgery you spoon

I have it too but it doesn't look ugly on my dick

>>36746427
>that's a fucking bummer.
op is a fucking idiot and so are you.

>>36745424

Couldn't you just leave your foreskin rolled up?

>>36745424
Damn how did you have the guts to go through with it to begin with

>>36745746
What the fuck are you even rambling about mate?

>>36747139
your retarded attention seeking faggotry by the looks of it.

>>36746439
Then why don't I believe you?

>>36745554
Its genetal warts. I know. I had them. I call bullshit on you statistic

>Actually trying to woo a girl with a cock that looks like a fucking mutation
Im laughing hard at the fact you'd even think about it let alone go through with it.

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I used to have a very narrow ring of them around the edge of the glans kind of like pic related only more uniform and consistent. They are gone now though, I think years of violent dry masturbation destroyed them, they never bothered me and I kind of miss them.

>>36747640
That looks exactly like my dick.

>I think years of violent dry masturbation destroyed them
it must be something else because mine are still intact and I masturbate without lube a lot

>>36747640
Yours are different. His are caused by HPV infection and is called condyloma acuminatum. He needs to see a doctor.

>>36747966
>virgin
>HPV
How is this even possible? Wikipedia says that you can't get it from common items like toilet seats.

>>36748085
First of all OP never mentioned being virgin, you can't take that for granted here anymore. Second, it's not a picture of his dick, it's something he found online unrelated to what he has. Or he's a dummy and doesn't know he actually has warts, not ppp

>>36748127
so? op has a fucked up disgusting dick and refuses to seek medical help. he deserves rejection.

>>36748127
I assumed that this anon >>36745999 is OP
>I just wanted to lose my V card

>>36745554
>a third of men
>90% in europe
I've played in lots of football teams in europe and even at the gym l see naked people everywhere in the showers, l have never seen or heard of the condition in the OP

Stop lying you fucking roastie

>>36745424

That dick looks like it's growing it's own coral

>>36748176
Indeed thats me. How the fuck could I get HPV if I haven")'t even had a blowie, let alone sex? I addressed this in my thread yesterday

Holy shir what is that why is it growing shards is it to rip open the inside of the puassy

>>36745999
what would you say?

i mean she snuck out at 3 in the morning i doubt she wants to talk to you

>>36748460
Show us your dick already. I have to know what it looks like.

>>36748582
I coincidentally had a dream about sharded zombie chimps last night

>>36745820
>Off yourself

crunchy roll and chill

>>36745424
>she got really drunk and passed out
Please tell me you fucked her, because she obviously wanted you to fuck her but without knowing a Cristal penis is inside her