ITT: Epxeriences that felt surreal/unreal >saw mom on tinder

Well, did you chat her up?

>>36745309
how old is she, what age parameters did you have set

>not matching with her and giving mummy the cummies

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>>36745309
Some semi-famous people acknowledges my art on Twitter, and some popular artists follows me on Tumblr.

>>36745326
Haven't used Tinder since, didn't swipe left nor right.

>>36745332
51, my age parameters are 18-55+

>>36745346
post some of your art m8

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>>36745309
>>36745309
>ITT: Epxeriences that felt surreal/unreal

life in general

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>>36745309
>walked in on parents
Scarred

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>>36745309
>great grandmother was peeping on me while i was showering
wtf am i supposed to feel?

>see homeless man get hit by car
>driver stops
>a few seconds pass
>driver takes off again
>homeless man gets up, farts, walks slowly on his way

>>36745309
>saw dad's naked ass creeping up the stairs at like 2AM

He's also bald so he looked like the ghost of a plucked chicken.

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>>36745727
kek, I can picture it

>>36745309
Is your mother married? Did you ever ask her about it?

>>36745782
>Is your mother married?
yes

>Did you ever ask her about it?

fuck no, hope she didn't saw me on there.

This isn't the first time something like this happened, I also saw a friends gf on tinder once

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>>36745309
>gym class
>have to jump and roll over a tall obstacle
>jump
>land on my head
>stress my neck
>cant breath
>everything goes cloudy
>feel like i just broke my fucking spine and that i'm in a dream
>teacher probably pissed himself, he's all pale and scared
>classmates went all quiet and gather around me like they're at a fucking funeral and paying respects

too bad i didnt break my neck and fucking died

>>36745653
No shit, if I ever saw my mom and dad do the things I do to my gf, that would have fucked me up really bad.

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>>36745575
This

There are days where I feel like I as an individual just don't exist. Reality feels like watching someone else play a videogame rather poorly

>>36745808
Tell daddy about it and get some cummies in return.

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>>36745309
>Saw a man drink water from a fountain on the buss and no one other than me saw it
>Saw a girl walk out of the bus with a pet rock so casually
>Sitting next to that one girl I had a crush on in High School

>>36745816
I have an experience like this.
>be in PE when I was in 2nd grade
>have to do some things like jumping jacks, cartwheels, some sort of weird gauntlet IDEK
>remember doing a cartwheel and doing fine when coming around half-way, but the next half something gave in and my body just slammed onto the floor
>everything goes black for like 5 seconds
>suddenly wake up to everyone around me clapping
>not sure what happened to that day. Did I pass out? Did I die?