>be a fucking dumb ass faggot
>wage slaving garbage job cause dipshit moron
>marine comes in
>nice guy
>talk to him after I get off
>just want to strike up conversation
>ask if I should join
>gives me an hour long lecture of all the consequences that would have
>reall good guy
>finally done
>walk to car
>keys are in my bag locked inside wageydome
>closed up already
>not even the illegal mexican labor is in the building to open a door for me as I frantically knock every door
>litlle brother has to drive half an hour to pick up my incompetent dumb ass
Just fucking kill me
>>36741863
thank god I thought you were my brother for a second
then I saw the store in front of you
>>36741914
Nah, bro is normie, no way he browses this shithole.
>shall I ride?
Got to piss, might climb this
>>36741986
I AM MING OF THE PARKING LOT
WAGE BEFORE ME SCUM
>>36741986
Oh shit nigger piss off it, post pics
>>36742009
I actuall goott a piss
>>36742009
Hust 4 uuuh
>>36742058
Bro got keys he a good boy with lots of point
>>36741863
That has to be some kind of sign you shouldn't join the military.
>>36742407
Yeah, I suppose so... best reconsider things