How do I be like him?

>>36740001
Start washing dishes in a greasy spoon in Britain.

>>36740001
Yell a lot and criticize people's food but don't actually cook anything yourself. Ever.

>>36740001
He actually had a rough start in life, you should read up about him, he has a very cool story to tell.

Be an arrogant twat who attended culinary school and lose a Michelin star
t. Jamie oliver

>yell at people all the time and tell them they are awful people
pretty much

>>36740001
FIND THE LAMB SAUCE

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>be british
>smoke a lot
>shove something up your ass 24/7
>dye hair blonde if not blonde already
>make some food

>>36741531
*fodd

>>36740342
you have to have a michelin in order to lose one, jamie

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>>36740306
>don't actually cook anything yourself. Ever.