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Good Greentext 2017-05-03 04:57:28 Post No. 36738893
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Good Greentext Anon OP 2017-05-03 04:57:28 Post No. 36738893 [Report]

>Be me
>45-year-old woman, happily married.
>Son is 14, an "edgelord," skinny, and spends most of his time on the computer.
>usually moody, only sees me and his father in the morning and at dinner.
>Just a few weeks ago
>It's 5:30, so I go to get my son for dinner.
>He's in the bathroom again.
>Being the polite Christian woman I am, I knock.
>"Is everything alright, anonson?"
>He's crying again
>"Is it the kids at school again?" I ask.
>He yells at me, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MOM! I FAP TO MEMES!"
After looking it up on the world wide web, I found out that "Fap" is a slang term for masturbation. I've raised him biblically, what should I do?

Anonymous 2017-05-03 04:59:15 Post No.36738929
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>>36738893
Look for some Christian memes to convert your pretend son?

Anonymous 2017-05-03 05:00:05 Post No.36738943
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have sex with him i guess

Anonymous 2017-05-03 05:01:00 Post No.36738957
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>>36738929
man googling christian memes really gives you a whole lot of garbage

Aylom 2017-05-03 05:01:03 Post No.36738960
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Aylom 2017-05-03 05:01:03 Post No.36738960 [Report]

>>36738893
>green lips
Fuck off with your fake pepe

Anonymous 2017-05-03 05:03:29 Post No.36739005
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Anonymous 2017-05-03 05:03:29 Post No.36739005 [Report]

I know OP is trolling but I actually AM a mom, and I know my kids use this site.

Anonymous 2017-05-03 05:04:14 Post No.36739018
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You should have intercourse with your son; it's the only way to get him to stop masturbating so much. If you let him put his penis inside of you and ejaculate his semen into your body then he won't have to use his hand and tissues. Problem solved

Anonymous 2017-05-03 05:04:51 Post No.36739030
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>>36739005
Why the fuck are you here? Timestamp or something pls

Anonymous 2017-05-03 05:11:14 Post No.36739132
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>>36739103
I'm a fucking cunt I responded to the wrong person REEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 2017-05-03 05:14:05 Post No.36739180
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>>36739030
he's just a roleplaying 90's born queer you fucking retard.

Anonymous 2017-05-03 05:23:46 Post No.36739352
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Anonymous 2017-05-03 05:23:46 Post No.36739352 [Report]

>>36739030
I really don't want to timestamp because I KNOW I know next to nothing about computers and don't want to accidentally reveal my identity.

I started browsing a couple years ago. I was babysitting my friend's son and he was on /b/. I looked around, found /x/ and /mu/, and browsed occasionally. I like posting advice and I used to like " pics that make you say hmm" threads. I have a lot of empathy for the people who post here.

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/