real fembot feels

Man they both take manlet to a whole new level
Surely you can find someone a bit closer to your own size?

suggest a threesome

>>36738083
i am seriously considering this. how do i bring it up?

>>36738081
basic robot ignored

>>36738120
Jesus Christ, this better be bait

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I don't have any orbiters reeee

>>36738033
hey chad here

i dont like you either u fuckin disgrace

I always feel sorry for women with loose vagoos. Like, I'm not that big but my gf will start to complain about how I hit her cervix. I HOPE YOU FIND SOMEONE WHO HAS A COCK BUG ENOUGH TO FILL YOUR MASSIVE GAP.

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>he doesnt talk to me

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Im slowly starting to realize my robot husbando is an attention whore

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The guy I'm talking to is leaving with no internet soon

>>36738756
Does he post pictures of himself on /soc/ or something?

>>36739012
No but he posts them on here and clearly is just messing with my heart and the other robots on here cause he knows hes attractive

>>36739222

Well, kinda hoping for pics now desu to back up that claim.

>>36738033
fuck them both. we already know you're a whore, like all 3d women.

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>>36739449
Look at him hes so handsome.

He didnt used to post as much so he was my own little secret but now hes a manwhore and I see him all the time.

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>>36739222
Well of course there's only one man you could be referring to.

>>36739563
He's not even a virgin ROOOOO

>>36739644
Im sorry but theres only room for one man in my life but of course youll always have a small place in my heart.

>>36739804
Ugh I knowww thats the first red flag I had

>>36739845
>theres only room for one man in my life

What a prude. It's 2017 FFS

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My bf doesnt want to do a threesome ffm. He is too shy.

>>36739869
One of the females is ugly, if that's one of them

>>36739563

Not ugly at all, but by no means as handsome as you made him out to be.

>>36739920
Well youre a straight guy of course you dont see it

>>36739563
Maybe you should stop believing liking anime and video games makes a robot. Chads come here and ham up those two things to get girls to send them nudes or suck their dicks.

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>>36738033
GUYS BE HONEST WITH ME IS 5INCHS SMALL??? IT SURE FUXKING FEELS LIKE IT GODAMNIT

>>36739907
That is me honey

>>36738033
Use a dildo in bed you fucking whore

>>36739935
I'm not a straight guy and I don't find him appealing at all either

>>36739990
Oh, you're not that good looking, no wonder you're trying to spice up your sex life

>>36739964
But ive never seen him try and get a snapchat or anything. He just talks with the other robots im sure hes a good one

>>36739994
Well good cause you cant have him

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>tfw your bf tries to act like his chad best friend
>his chad bf keeps lewdly hitting on you when he leaves the room

>>36740043
>you cant have him

You can't either

>>36740070
>his chad bf

Freudian slip, my dear?

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>>36740076
Ugh that hit too close to home.... Im sure if he got to know me hed like me

>>36740131
That's what all his orbiters say.

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How do I break the barrier between being online friends with a fembot and having a serious relationship?

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>>36739563
>people think this demi-nigger is attractive
On a scale of 1-10, one being ugly as shit and ten being supermodel tier, what do you consider yourself?

[spoilers]I look like a younger version of pic rel, slightly more muscular, emphasis on the slightly, how many orbiters can I get? [/spoilers]

>>36740220
>spolers
Pls shoot me

>>36740220
>deminigger
>posts a kike nerd

>>36740040
Funny you think women want to spice up their sexlife because of their look. Thats kinda cute.

My boyfriend is still friends with his ex-girlfriend and I don't really care . My friends say I should be concerned but I'm not because I trust him. I know that their break up was mutual and they haven't dated in over 10 years. I don't get why people flip out over their partner texting their ex.

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>>36740220
>Looked up pic because I cuoldn't remember the guy's name

I hate Buzzfeed.

>>36740242
>kike nerd
Fuck off, cuck. Pure European heritage. My hair is also lighter.
That dude and I have solid jaws, good noses, decent eyes (wish they were ice blue), and nice hair (mine is blonder).

>>36740175
But they are all guys so I actually have a chance

>>36740196
Well you have to be positive she feels the same way about you

>>36740220
Im like a 6 but hes said before that he would date down. Sureeee you look like that.

Cant even spoiler right. Get off this board chad

>>36738432

yes it's obviously bait you fucking idiot

>My crush either hasn't noticed that I like him or is purposefully not flirting back

>>36740280
>>36740242
Are you guys pregnant yet?

My boyfriend says I can look through is phone because he doesn't want there to be any secrets in our relationship but I never bothered to read his text messages or Internet history since I value privacy.

>>36738033
>10"
why would you actually want to get fucked by a 10 inch long dick?
Do you like having your cervix stabbed? unless its really thick a dick that long is as bad as a short dick.

God I wish I could have a threesome with my best friend and his gf. They're both so hot

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>bf gets mad when you as for a 3 way

how do i get him on board with this fembots?

I like how almost every girl ITT has a boyfriend.

>>36740282
Still better looking than that squidward looking spic.
>chad
>coming from a gril browsing r9k
You're in my territory, whore.

how would you feel about your boyfriend following English speaking JAV stars on Instagram?

Mine "IRONICALLY" follows Hitomi Tanka and whatever popular JAV stars just to freak out anyone who dares looks at his Instagram feed.

>>36740350
>he thinks these aren't men or reformed homosexuals

>>36740356
>Hitomi Tanaka

She's hideous, though.

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>>36740282
How can I tell if she likes me without straight up asking her?

I think she thinks I'm funny, but it doesn't feel like she's as excited to talk with me as I am with her.

Do I just say fuck it and ask her or should I just give it more time and try to figure it out by dropping hints?

>>36740352
Post a picture then you clown

>>36739869
If my gf asked me for a threeway I would dump her on the spot.

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>>36740385
>I think she thinks I'm funny, but it doesn't feel like she's as excited to talk with me as I am with her.

I hope we're not talking to the same girl.

>>36740385
Well one thing I would need to know first is distance. Are you somewhat close where you could actually visit each other? Otherwise I wouldnt suggest it.

Habe you guys talked at all about dating or that kind of thing?

Don't put your boyfriend in charge of music for a party without checking what kind of music he's going to play. He will think it's cool to perform his very sadcore/folk punk songs in front of a G rated audience.

ill repost this because the other fem feels thread is in auto sage.

>listening to audio pron is the only pleasure i get
>finding good audio pron is extremely fucking hard

>want to record audio but have deep voice and stumble over words
>also would feel awkward as fuck pretending to cum
>just want to ramble but no one wants to listen to a mannish girl

>>36740268
>Thats kinda cute
id say the same about you but I'd be lying
ask him for a mmf instead, hes probably more into guys if hes dating a manly looking girl like you.

>>36740418
AS WE DRIVE PAST
THE LAST EXIT TO HOME, I AM WAVING GOODBYE
CAUSE I MIGHT BE SLEEPIN IN THE DITCH TONIGHT BUT THATS ALRIGHT
CAUSE WHISKEY IS MY KINDA LULLABY

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>>36740406
Haha maybe who knows, it's lucky for you if we are because were nothing more than online friends right now.

>>36740414
We live in the same state but that's about it. Never talked about dating although I compliment her a lot and (try to) use smooth one liners which she sometimes likes, but I've never said would you date me or even visit me irl.

Is it bad if I don't want to do either of those things just yet though? I have social anxiety and I just want a gf online to talk to build myself up to meeting her offline.

>>36740468

>boyfriend performs some Pat The Bunny/AJJ songs at his birthday party
>parents think I do drugs and drink lots of alcohol

>>36740475
Alright, I live about 2000 miles from the girl I'm talking to. I just want one to like me back for a change.

>>36740475
Id suggest meeting up with her first before thinking about dating. If you have gpod chemistry then she will be more open to it. Much easier than trying to date without having met. Or skype first then start to date if youre shy. That helps build confidence

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SERIOUSLY EVERY FUCKING GIRL HAS A BF

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE

>>36740506
>tfw WANT to Skype call with the girl mentioned in >>36740498
>She always says it'll be too awkward

>go through two abusive relationships
>both abusive in different ways
>hate men but want a relationship
>like girls but too scared to come onto one

Kill me, I know this is a bait thread but I am legitimately sad about this

>>36740506
Meeting up first seems intimidating. What if we have good chemistry talking online in chat?

My plan if she or anything other fembot took a liking to me was to build up chatting like so: typing/texting -> talking in voice chat -> talking on webcams -> meeting irl.
>>36740498
Where do you live anon? 2000 miles is far haha but I've seen longer distance relationships workout so not the end of the world just hard as fuck.

>>36740526
tell her that the only way to find out is to try it

>>36740507
If it makes you feel better, many of these girls have chads that will dump them for a Stacy until another chad comes along and does the same thing until the fembot is a 30 year old cat lady.

>>36740559
The plan you have going on seems really good. I would just stick to that and give it time. Youll be fine. Im rooting for you

>>36740535
I'll be your girlfriend (male), fembot.

>boyfriend reads online that Sephora tests their products on animals
>he throws away all my cosmetics
>tell him that not all of Sephora products are animal tested. Some of cruelty free
>he says it doesn't matter because the company is still doing it anyway

Boyfriend is such an animal lover. He doesn't even let me buy a pet because of how "corrupt the animal trade" is and how the animals are kept in terrible conditions and pet stores don't even bother to check of their products are safe for animals.

>>36740535
Find yourself a nice guy friend who doesn't want to sleep with you. So gay or already taken.

>>36740618
I would be completely cool with it, but I'm scared of you if you have a penis, no matter how feminine it is.

How do I know you won't hurt me and manipulate me like the others?

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>>36740577
Thanks! Trying to work harder just for her!

>tfw having someone you love that feels the same way is still unattainable at the moment

>>36740685
>inb4 b-but I'll chop it off just for you

>>36740683
I've started making friends with a gay dude recently, but I really miss having someone to cuddle with.

>>36740391
>give my beautiful to a bunch of unappreciative """"women""""
Fuck off, illiterate roast.

>don't care about sex
>don't care about relationships
>think it would be cool to die a virgin because know how easy women have it

no boyfriend means I get to focus more on getting better with my art and making money. My friends and parents occasionally try to hook me up with a guy , but I just don't care. I don't even do art collaborations with men.

>>36740685
I'm a robot. Way too meek to meet a girl in real life, let alone take advantage of one. Besides, as an American, my dick is pretty fucked up and shouldn't cause you an issue.

>>36740639
If you want a pet, adopt one from a shelter. Save a life and don't contribute to puppy/kitten/whatever mills.

>>36740725
Yeah youre not as great as my husbando and you never will be

>>36740745

I'd enjoy being friends with someone trans. I'd be nervous cuddling with you, though.

Where are you from?

>other fembots go outside their homes and have bfs
>I lock myself in my room, schlick and browse 4chan all day

okay

>>36740782
You're not special, I use to be you

I got tons of medication and therapy to change.

>>36740780
I'm not trans. I'm just a guy who'd be willing to let you call me your girlfriend. I'm not very masculine, either. I basically stopped aging after 15. In Arizona, you?

>>36738033
What does your boyfriends friend's dick matter?

>>36740806
Sounds cute.

I'm in California

Would you get a boner when we cuddled?
I'm ok with that as long as you don't do anything with it

>>36740782
I agree, literally all fembots have bfs. How the fuck am I supposed to get a fembot gf if there all taken.

>>36740854
I guess I'd probably get a boner, but that doesn't mean I'd feel like I'd absolutely have to do anything with it.

what is wrong with this board?

goy from /pol/

>>36740854
>California
Get in here
https://discord
.gg
/ZrCmJrH

>>36740447
Honey i could call you on your moms funeral and you would drive 8 hours just to lick my toes....so stop that chad-larping neetboy

>>36740994
What is that? A discord for cali people

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>>36741108
>What is that? A discord for caIi people

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>>36741134
A hearty kek my friend

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Hey, chad here

please post your discord ladies ;_;

>>36741434
Please let this be real. That would be great

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>>36741434
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE!???
YOU'RE ALREADY HANDSOME
REEEEEEEE!!!

>>36741912
Bruh you need to stop trying to kid yourself

>>36738033
>tfw the guy I like is a manwhore
I won't date a guy with a "number" of 5+ (and five is pushing it). Why did he have to be perfect for me in every other way? He's even flirty but I can't just be girl #36 or whatever it is.

I'm 15 years away from being a cat lady. I can't wait tbqh, better than settling with a man who thinks you should be in the kitchen in his heart of hearts and destroying your body by popping out screaming monsters that will end up hating you.

>>36742014
At least you're resisting. Most girls would see that as a plus.

>tfw no virgin gf

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>>36741948
>heh im not actually hot
>im a robot just like you :)
FUCK OFF

>>36742067
Pls stay in the kitchen of my heart

Also I love my mom fuck you

>bf's son is hogging the ps4 again
I just want to play final fantasy ;-;

>tfw meet a guy I really like and go on a few dates
>same tastes in everything
>get on really well
>funny
>introvert
>he decides to take me to lunch
>he runs across the road to the mosque to pray midway through lunch
>tfw i was falling in love with a muslim
Why does this happen to me? He was so nice.

>>36742123
>Not realizing as soon as you saw the colour of his skin

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>>36742123
How specifically do I meet a potential robot gf?

>>36742140
He was mixed race. His father is Iranian but his mother is Italian- he honestly just looked Southern European.

>>36742156
Eh. I only go to a book club, the library and book/film/record/video game stores and work. You wouldn't find me in a club.

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>>36742174
Good, clubs are autistic.
Thank you for you feedback. That information will be useful. Hope you find your robot prince someday.

>>36742101
>my boyfriend's son

>>36742077
Me too. Moms are the best.

>tfw the guy I was dating had a kid from a previous marriage
I'm not being a step mom. How do I let him down easy? He's a nice guy, but I'm not dealing with an ex that's really connected to him.

>>36742308
>dating oldermen

women are a meme

>>36738033
Why does this fucking thread have 100 replies?
This board has been ruined by normies that still don't know how to spot a bait thread and sage it.

>>36742359
He's 26. I'm 24. The child in question is 3.

>>36740424
Vocaroo of your voice? I like deep voiced girls. It can be just talking if you want.

>>36742658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I62MdbXXi3

Why are you here if you have a bf.
Why are you here if you have a bf.
Why are you here if you have a bf.

>>36739978
I feel you there anon

>be fembot
>best friend in love with me for years
>agree to cuddle when we feel lonely but no sex because he doesn't arouse me
>his friends are fucking gorgeous
>fantasizing being ther sex slave
>don't want to hurt my friend though
>get instawet as soon as one of them looks at me for more than 3 seconds
>wat do?

>tfw no fembot friends to bond with

>>36743830
this
this board is for lonely fucks like us

>>36745051
>tfw no gf to bond with

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>>36740782
>>I lock myself in my room, schlick and browse 4chan all day
Atleast you have a regular sexdrive unlike some of the "fembots" here. Nothing worse than getting with a frigid bitch.

>>36739978
Anything less than 7 inches in small senpai, and anything 7 or over is big. There is no such thing as average.

>>36739563
This guy is ugly af geez. Look at that curly hair and skin tone holy fuck. I don't like yo brag about myself but boi oh boi I'm much better than this goy

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>meet a fembot on discord
>talk lots, laugh often, have a great time
>can tell she's slowly falling for me hard
>flirt hard, do some very light cybering
>she says she'll be right back, needs a smoke
>block her and never talk to her again
smoking bitches are the most revolting shit.

I just want to hold down a fembot and feel her squirm as I shoot my seed deep inside her.

>>36740356
He'll leave your skank was for a qt Asian waifu the second the opportunity appears, I should know because I did the same thing and now have a perfect qt Japanese gf that cooks and cleans for me daily and is super feminine. White women are disgusting and busted and we all have 3rd wave feminism to thank for it.

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>>36738033
I can't stop being mean to my beta boyfriend. I always feel bad afterwards but I just can't stop. I do awful things like hint that I like some other boy more, or that I'm going to leave my bf for him, or imply that the other buy is more fun or whatever, and it's so obvious how bad my bf feels when I say it, every time. He goes all quiet and is just sad for the rest of the day but whenever he confronts me about this I just act like it was nothing. I don't even know why I do it, it just happens. I kinda like it too but I feel bad for my bf.

>>36746073
>and then cry on r9k about tfw no gf
you make me sick

>>36746210
kek i used to do this too, so fun seeing how jealous they get

>>36746215
Who ever said anything about me crying on r9k? That's a big assumption to make.

>>36746102
i just want to tie up a boibot and rape him with a strap-on

>>36738033
>tfw you have so many beta orbitors that you can't remember most of their names anymore
should I get rid of some by telling them about Chad or just keep collecting more?

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>>36746007
>everything less than 7 is small
>anything over 7 is too big
>7 is the perfect size and if you aren't 7 you're either too small or too big
Really gets the noggin joggin

>>36746278
Collect info from as many as possible, let them find out about each other, watch as hilarity ensues.

>>36746296
implying they wouldnt all team up to track down the fembot and rape her to death
you underestimate beta camaraderie

>>36746269
You'll never get pregnant that way, silly girl.

>>36746291
>7cm
>implying inches are a normal mesurment

>>36746310
On the other hand, if you've never watched a battle of the betas (patent pending), you've never lived.
Fuck, you don't even need to be a real fembot to do it, just say you are and lead them on for a few weeks.

>>36746313
He said inches tho

>>36740297
Boys are dumb and tend to have low self esteem. Even if you stripped off jumped on his cock and told him you love him he still probably wouldn't be %100 sure you liked him.

>>36738033
>tfw bf is 6'3 and you're 5'4
looking like a baby next to him
>also he is 12 years older than me
people are judging us

>>36738033
Settling for an autist when i want to sit on chad's dick :(

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>>36738033
Hello boyim.
:p

>fembot thread
>they all have bf and/or lust over chad cock

Women were truely a mistake. All of you need to leave.

>>36747431
Women are pathological liars so why should he believe her?

>>36740281

Why so salty? You're God's chosen people, you should be proud of your heritage, Hymie.

>>36738033
>bot
>bf
fuck off