ITT: Creative ways to tell someone to kill themselves

>>36736250
>go play titanic toaster in the bath

You will never beat the classic "take a long walk off a short pier"

You can tell someone to play in the traffic

>go invent time travel and find your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great
grandfather and tell him to get a vasectomy
>If that doesn't work give em one

Go headbutt a knife

>>36736250
Get high as a zeppelin on helium

>>36736250
I've heard that you can fumigate your car with the exhaust and that it's also good for your pores

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Go pilot a Zakrello. I bet you could take on The White Devil by yourself.

>take a 12 gauge mouthwash
classic

go bungee jumping without a rope
go base jumping without a parachute
etc

>>36736626
>not telling them to pilot a ball
The red comet ain't got the balls to take those guys on

>>36736250

>>>36736607

>I may be beautiful, but you should have a heated debate with a mirror about the merits of suicide. You cannot get HIV from any of those.

Here, try this one

(^;

Sacrifice a virgin at the nearest volcano.

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>>36736250

Go sodomize an electrical outlet with a fork

>>36736408
Genuinely and completely awful.

hundreds of people are dying right now
why can't you be one of them?

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>>36736677
I got one

Go protest at Colony 30. They need your support!

>go elemonade your map for keeps

>>36736250
do a backflip off the golden gate bridge

>>36736306
lmao

>go suckstart a rifle