itt words or phrases that trigger your autism >"smol"

me me instead of meme

>at the end of the day
>the whole shabang
>im dead
>bruh
>finesse
there are so many more that I hear these normalshits say around me every minute of the day

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smol me me

>>36734326
shabang is a Unix term

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wow op, looks like youve got a smol problem on your hands

>[completely trivial thing] is an act of violence
>uwu
>yikes lmao
>a phrase???? which um?
shouldnt??? have all these question marks????

>Roasted
>Lit
>Networking
>Group task

using apostrophes to form plurals. it's like 1st grade shit

>>36734433
Oh fuck, i screwed the greentext up

>thicc
>doggo
>any car normie talking about cars when they dont know shit

>>36734420
He prob has smol dick lmoa

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>where are you? you should be here for today's school event
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>36734280
>I could care less

If you say this fucking die

The song teenagers by my chemical romance literally makes me vomit

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>old fart

idk what about it but it just sounds gross and just not something anyone should ever be called or call themselves. Just..nobody should ever say it..wew thats better now its not in the reply view anymore. even typing it felt bad

just wish that phrase didn't exist

>doggo/dogger/doge
>finna
>brah/bruh/bro
>just be urself
>man up
>"+1 Internets to you, my good sir"
>intensive purposes, escape goat, diamond dozen, doggy dog world
>a whole nother
>mudslime

>>36734565
>escape goat
What the fuck is that?

>hey boss
>sure thing boss

Why do your coworkers refer to each other as boss? Is it an insult or compliment?

>>36734280
>I have crippling depression
When it's spoken by someone who hasn't actually tried to kill themselves, it just makes me want to screech. They have no fucking idea.

>>36734601
Retarded mispronunciation of "a scapegoat"

>woke

anyone who says that word should be shot dead in the street

>>36734280
>nigger
>faggot
>cuck
>autistic
>downy

because we haven't heard these insults before.

>>36734457
plural's*

>>36734565
>mudslime
mudslime detected

>kawaii potato

>>36734280
moist pamphlet

>>36734280
There's this one waste of skin in one of my classes that does something like this, except he says really stupid shit and is like "m-muh ocd" (which he definitely doesn't have) whenever people tell him to shut up and listen to the lecture.

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>>36734280
>pronouncing it "libary" instead of "library"
Also
>yummy
>hunk/hunky when referring to a guy
Make my skin crawl for some reasom

Doesn't really trigger my autism but it's annoying when people write in the "Reddit format"

>inb4 le funny meme man combines everything in the thread into one post

>um, try again sweety

For me, it's mostly nigger speak and people mispronouncing phrases.
>bae finna finesse lit sidechick thicc tho
>for all intensive purposes I could care less about some diamond dozen

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>>36734565
>doggy dog world is wrong

>>36734326
>finesse
Why? It's just a normal word

"Very delicious."

>people who say cuck irl

>all the sudden
>de-thawed
>iregaurdless

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>YAAS

I hate that shit

>>36735259
I say lit like ironically, making fun of modern trash folk, and thicc kinda the same, but I say tho because it takes less time to type cuz I'm lazy

>>36734565
>scape goat
>dog eat dog world

>>36734280
I'm a smol egg ;3

>"sir", like "my good sir"
>normie memes about having "crippling depression" and "wanting to kill myself everyday" when they clearly don't
>"this is soo me/us" when it's obviously not them
>"gang gang!"
>"its lit"
>"dank", unless you're talking about actual weed

all I can think of right now

>>36735691
>ironically
kill yourself faggot

>>36734382
that's hashbang you moron kys
>>36734433
>>uwu
i fucking hate that word so goddamn much

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>smol
>big mood
>big if true

fucking stop

>>36737286
uwu is a face not a word

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>>36737286
explain this then faggot

"huh" or "huh."
Without a question mark. Probably the most reddit thing I've ever seen.

Doggo/pupper.
I'm not much of a dog person but everyone's stupid fucking obsession with the little shits makes me hate them.

>pupper
>misogyny
>any -ism

>>36734433
'yikes lmao' is a fucking classic in shaming techniques senpai

that neet pepe
don't post it, i'm not coming back
I'M REALLY NOT

>>36737353
>It is also called sha-bang, hashbang, pound-bang, or hash-pling.
Also since when is # sign called a "she"? It's either a hash or a number sign.
>tfw all hashtags are now shetags
kys feminist

>>36734565
how do you browse this board? half of those are used ironically here like clockwork

>>36737587
>like clockwork
or
>like pottery
You have gone too far now

mum

for me it's like an adult person saying "mommy"

>>36734565
mudslime you should man up and be yourself if that doesn't include to kill doggos, norwegians, finnas or other people
and stop fucking the escape goats also don't use them for other intensive purposes bro

>>36734280
do emotes count? if so,

>xD
>'>.<'
>xP

all that shit pisses me the FUCK off

>>36734280
>>36734280
I darent write it

>Just be yourself!
>You just have to try a little harder!
>Personality is what matters!

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>>36737546
Of course not, wagie. You're probably asleep right now. Got to be nice and rested in order to be optimally productive for Mr. Shekelberg!

>>36734280
Are you asexual, by chance?

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>>36737760
>wagie
Yeah that one kinda makes me go autistic

>>36734280

I hate those people that reward you with compliments and shit when you do easy as fuck work. It's insulting.

>On a question
>multiple choice
>only one answer seems logical
>look around and see everyone struggling
>I got the question right and thought it was no big deal
>"Wow, you're pretty smart anon!"

This was the worst.

>>36734303
>hearing people say it aloud
>>36734504
Get out kid.
>>36734519
That's like the word irregardless, of which is in dictionaries.
>>36734601
When you go on the lamb and scapegoat but are too high to make sense?

>smol
>af
>woke
>birb
>T P Y I N G L I K E A F A G G OT


And I've always hated ''kek'' and ''lel''. You autistic cunts complain about emotes and normie slang but use these two.

> fub

>f4m
>famalam
>to be honest (or the abreviation)
>shaking my head
>smhtbh
>tbqh
>tbqhwyf
>tbqfh
>smfhtbqhwyf
et al.
>nigga
>thicc
>sticc
>btfo
>brap (if you use this please kill yourself)
>cuck
>hahahahaha...
I despise each and every single one of these and none of these were spammed as much as they are now two years ago which just goes to show how many newfags we now have.
Thanks Trump.

>>36734447
>group task
you must be 18 to post here, friend

>>36738265
>kek
>normie slang
Unless you're talking about redditors using Kek as a god, kek and top kek has been used here for quiet some time

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>Scientifically speaking
Every time I see this fucking shit, it's always followed by something retarded and or impossible.

>sips tea
>well (insert board name)?
>kino
> :^) (worst of the newfag cancer)
> ;-;
>using asterisk to communicate an action
>using emoticons at all

You used to be shat on for doing this shit

kek

I'm tired of this cult shit this website has developed these past couple years.

>kys
boy yeah remember when tryhard lulzfagging txtspeak was cool because I sure fucking don't

>kek
you're too young to be on this website but I'm going to argue with you anyway so you'll get stuck here and ruin your life like I did. enjoy your meme, faggot

>wew lad
s4s was a mistake but it's almost worth it to see all their memes get stolen by /pol/fags. lick it up, dogs

>cunny
you are gross. you are a gross person

>>36739205
kek in lieu of lol has been here for a while now

>>36734565
[SPOILER]BOYS LIKE YOU ARE A DIAMOND DOZEN. BOYS LIKE YOU ARE A DIAMOND DOZEN.[/SPOILER]

>>36734280

>proven with real science
instead of?

any news article that title or first paragraph starts with
>Yes, ___ and it's ___
or
>No, ___ and it isn't ___

you are giving me the info, not proving me wrong, or one upping me

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>3d
>real
>woman

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>>36739205
>hating cunny
>ever

>>36734504
bzzz. You're disqualified. That was way more than one word.

>>36734280

(some retarded weeaboo speak) desu ~

and yes I watch anime

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>doggo
>friendo
>bigotry
>:v
>greentext outside of chan sites
>should/would of
>should/would of + badly conjugated verb i.e. "should of did"
> >[space]text

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DUMB FAGGOTS

>Buddy
>Bud

>Purchase
When people use that word ticks me off for some reason

>>36734280
:v
shag
cock
sexy

>How are you feeling today?

Fucking terrible, shut up and wrap my burrito

>>36734280
>boipussi
I haven't interacted with anyone for long enough to remember any non-4chan phrases that particularly annoyed me, though.

>>36739576
>non-4chan
m8 i know someone in real life who has said that word to me

>>36739593
>i know someone in real life
REEEE get out normalfag

>smelly
>stinky

something about those words pisses me off. They're so infantile like something a 4 year old would use. When I hear a fully grown adult use them I have a little fit inside.
say:

>That thing smells bad
>That stinks

>>36734280
>smile more anon, youll live longer
Cant i just be left alone?

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>>36739205
Cunny is eternal

>>36739839
do you get mad when someone says spooky too?

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>X is a chemical reaction in the brain! (x usually being love or depression)
>It gets better

>copse

It means "a group of trees". Using it in a sentence looks like "John ran through the copse of trees". It's literally a pointless word since you can't just use "copse" by itself.

>beat that pussy up
A girl said this to me while i was fucking her. I just ignored it, but what the fuck?
>REEEE
get over it faggots

>tummy
>mine's
>waifu
>husbando (this is the worst when people say it in real life)
>cringe-worthy
>writing Random Words as proper nouns for Humor (TM)
>people using TV Tropes jargon in real life

Actual mistakes:
>messing up breath/breathe, as in "I can't breath right now"
>designating things as "problematic" when the problem isn't obvious at all
>when people misuse NEET to mean Hikki

>>36739941
Interesting, I guess that's why literally no-one uses that word.

I fucking can't stand retards using the word "retro" to mean "old".
Fucking idiots, read a fucking book.

>muslim
Not islamophobic or anything here, but the word itself sounds really fucking disgusting to me for some reason

>>36734565
Get 3 birds stoned at once

>>36740444
do you mean people call 17th century fashion retro?

>"mimimi"
Fucking hate this shit. Like, use your damn words, why the fuck do you need to use this shit that has no relevance with reality? "Cute", " adorable", "beautiful". Fucking use them!

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>>36734447
>Networking

Since when would normies know about this?

>>36734280
Is this one of those cringe maymays?

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>>36740954
How many times did you fail it, desu it's a meme qualification compared to microsoft admin and juniper certifications.

>They are the only company that enforce their own skewed version of the field and can't into virtualization.

>>36734565
>>intensive purposes, escape goat, diamond dozen, doggy dog world

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

Pretty much anything spawned from the new wave of normie internet memes.
>talking like a nigger is so funny desu senpai YASSS joy emoji white supremacist hand emoji
>you don't suck trump's dick for everything he does? kys cuck
>doge/doggo/pupper reddit shit
>DAMN DANIEL, BYE FELICIA, WHAT ARE THOSE
Holy shit, fuck off with this shit already. Internet memes were so much better back when normies were just making the demotivational posters and leaving the other shit alone.

I literally do everything in this thread. :^)

>>36734280
>traps aren't gay
pisses me off

>MEEMS
>XD
>dindu speak
>anything pertaining to "life is worth living because lol"

>>36734280
>YAAAAASSSSSS
There's this girl in my class. Every time something happens she yells it out obnoxiously.

>>36741220
>WHAT ARE THOSE
is that really normaltier? I thought it's such an underground meme