Daily Escort Thread

>>36732935
isn't this shit illegal in america?

should i report this thread?

>>36733181
Escorting is in a grey area, since you don't really "pay" them for sex, you just "donate" money to make them hang out with you.

But exchanging money for sex in general is illegal in the US.

>>36733181
Stop being such a boy scout.

>>36733245
Well, that isn't exactly how it would play out if you ever went to court (which you won't).

In many states, and I believe my state (Texas) in particular, the laws are worded as "known, or should have known." Basically, if 12 normies in the box think you were being a Johnfag, then you're guilty.

That said, even if I did get busted, its way better than the alternative- a KHV spiral of depression and inadequacy. I'd honestly probably be dead if I didn't get any.

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This is old friend from highschool she sells her pussy now for money. I'll admit ive been contemplating seeing her.

>>36732935
How do americans choose a cute-faced whore?

Since i assume brothels are not thing there, do you rely on blurry, shopped pictures on shaddy illegal sites?

>>36733410
It more of an skill built over time lurking, read reviews, the occasional saucy literature, and getting dirt nasty.

>>36733337
Ah yes, the forbidden fruit.

Logically speaking- no, you shouldn't. Upon seeing your face she will know with certainty that you have he absolute power to Out her. Wincest seems like a great idea, but then you wake up in the morning and have to deal with a permanently tainted relationship.

But speaking with my dick, I'd ram it in. How well did you know her?

>>36733410
Yeah, basically. Not all girls blur their face though. From what I've seen in Euro hooker ads... Photoshop is by no means limited to the States.

Euroland definitely has a big advantage in ease of access, but there are plenty of cuties and hotties over here, too. They just cost alot more.

>>36733337
Arrange the meeting, then just go and laugh at her. Don't sex, don't pay. Just giggle about how you know her. Then leave.

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>>36733561
Well enough, we were social before NEET life. I have been told to blackmail her, but it's not I my nature to actually follow through with something so beta.

>>36733670
Damm brobot you might want to reread that last part and rethink why your a bot.

>>36733670
Shit thats cold. But for added effect you should sex first. Vice cops will fuck THEN arrest you.

>>36733756
I can't speak for her of course, but I did see a hooker who lives in the same apartment complex as I do. It was pretty tense just seeing her on the way to the mailbox, and our session was completely cordial.

Tapping an old friend is a damn hot fantasy though.

>>36732935
>What do I say to set up the appointment?

>What's the general price for an appointment?

>Is it really worth becoming a degenerate whacking the donkey with painted lady's?

>>36734182
>What do I say to set up the appointment?
Most escorts mainly want a short physical description (they want to know you're not black), time, date, and length.

Many of them are super paranoid about talking about sex acts pre-session. Read reviews to figure out if she does what you want. If you just want regular fucking, you're fine.

>What's the general price for an appointment?
Depends on your locality, but for me (central Texas), $250-300/hr is generally where I find what I want. I recommend atleast 60min when you're new.

Now that I'm more comfortable, I usually go for 30mins at $150-200.

>Is it really worth becoming a degenerate whacking the donkey with painted lady's?
Well, I don't have the willpower or energy to try and charm a 3d waifu. I'm not a romantic, either. I got what I wanted at a price I was willing to pay.

Ultimately, I probably would've offed myself if I never took the plunge. Now I go through life with a great weight lifted from my shoulders.

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>>36734348
What's being black have to do with anything if I just want to smash?

>>36734521
Well, women are a wily superstitious bunch. I'm not sure if its pure racism or just pragmatism. I think its a fear of factors like:
Big dicks
Pimps
Getting mugged/beat up
Cheap non-tippers

Locally, we call it the "NBA" policy. I don't recall the exact proportion but I think like 30-50% of escorts simply don't see blacks. A smaller proportion also don't see Indians.

>>36734680
Wait... After paying that wench a moderate fee, I still have to leave a tip, any chance she'll fall in love with me if l shower her in my wealth.

>>36734818
I don't leave tips either and it hasn't been a problem... but we're dealing with women's superstitions, and the womenfolk are not known for their keen logic and empirical observation.

With high class girls- definitely not love but it sure will feel like it for an hour.

>>36734997
All jokes aside brobot.

>do you still feel questionable emotions post ejaculation or do you take it with a grain of salt?

>Does it always spiral into an endless cycle or is there a shooting star?

>>36735334
>>do you still feel questionable emotions post ejaculation or do you take it with a grain of salt?
I felt conflicted when I started- worried about how I would explain my first time, etc.
Its easy to fall in love if you're not careful. But I've been around the block enough times to not get tangled up anymore.

>>Does it always spiral into an endless cycle or is there a shooting star?
Personally I go through cycles. Once a year or so I get really horny and will see 4-8 escorts or so in 2-3 months. Other times I'm super worked up by hentai and care very little for 3d porn.

Due to the cyclic nature, I never really fall into a spiral... but during peak times I do drop a foolish amount of cash.

If I never did it, I'd be anxious and depressed all the time. Now its just like fine dining- its really good, but I recognize its only an occasional event.

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>>36735603
Thanks OP for the Q&A

I think I will see my old friend from school. Could probably finally have steady pussy with a friends discount price.

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>>36732935

Honolulu Anon here.

Had this tasty little tart last night. Super fit body and a great personality as well. Fucked for a good 40 minutes then cuddled and chated for 20. Twas a good night.