>At the beach >See this next to you Wat do?

>>36731128
Take a photo for a bait thread on /r9k/.

Freeze time then do my thing.

These what do threads make me want to kill myself

>>36731128
She has a nice body for bearing children. What else is there really to say?

> implying I have set foot on a beach after 1987.

>>36731128
I'd fuck her
sage advice

>>36731128
>Lay down towel at a social distance, not too close not too far
>Take out a book, pretend to be interesting, look in her general direction to check
>Ignored
>Serious.jpeg
>Go take a bath to try show off my average built
>Ignored
>Whatever
>Think about next move while in water
>Wild chads appear, start hitting on her, they all joke and laugh
>wait for them to fuck off
>They dont
>They lay down on my towel and kick around sand in my bag
>Enough.gif
>Lets bath a little more
>Hours passes
>Shivering
>Things are getting heavily flirty there, people are going home, they start weed session
>I have to get out
>Sperg my excuses to get my stuff back
>Get yelled at
>Disgusted roastie look
>Speedwalk away
>Fall in sand while escaping
>Hear laughs
>Lost last bus
>Hear moans on background of Stacy getting banged

This is more or less the plan, still have to fix some details

>>36731128
>*braps your beach*

>>36731128
>take picture
>go home
>jerk it
>upload on 4chan so others can do the same

>>36731128
this >>36731592 but its just me and I'm chad