So, where do you fall on the chart robots?

i identify with touma that kid who punches roasties in the face

>>36730906
Where do I fall if I recognize not a one of them?

>>36730960

I like Touma, but he is so self righteous he gets annoying. He is almost emiya-tier dumb.

>>36731017

Probably you are the most alpha of this board, but you're lying because anyone who comes here knows shinji

>>36730906
Calling in a quick rundown on all the beta male characters and the one guy next to the jojo guy in the white shirt

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>tfw almost 28 and still think like a surly middle school kid

>>36731114
>anyone who comes here
Theres the problem. Been here on this site a few years, never gone anywhere but b, tg, and poljust swung by to see what's here.

>>36730906
Was a full shinji throughout high school, am now trying to give few enough fucks to be a kyon.

>>36731114
Not that guy but the only one I recognize is the guy from cowboys bebop

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You think that lazy pretty boy spike speagel is alpha?

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>Touma that high
>Kirito that high
>Arararararagi that low
Hachiman is literally me though, with some elements from Smile and Satou

>>36730906
off the chart because i don't watch fucking anigay

>>36730906
>No kazuma on far left

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>>36730906
>bunch of limp dicked faggots

That 4th guy from left is my position. Isnt he Touma or something like that. Besides jojo is more alpha than spike.

>>36730906
koyomi desu

>>36730906
Spike was beta as fuck though

>>36732579
>t. Anime new fag who has only watched bakemonogatari and doesn't know any of the other characters

>>36730906
>araragi
>beta
Did you miss that part of Hana where his name is mentioned and random girls wet themselves?

>>36730906
>Alpha
doesn't watch anime

>I've only watched 3 of these animes

Can someone give me a quick rundown of these shows? I've only watch the 3 on the left. Maybe 4 if that one faggot is Kirito.

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>>36730906
Pasta all'origano

>>36730906
Hachiman seems cool desu, the rest are faggots.

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>>36730906
>kiritard
>not dead center because he has a beta personality but girls lunge themselves at him because shit writing

>>36732609

How is Spike beta? He's definitely not a traditional alpha, but he still chooses to follow his own path on his own terms.

>>36730906
Watashi, Smile, or 8man here.

>>36730906
Definitely Kyon here. Not a spineless pushover but also not incredibly proactive, and am the deadpan tsukkomi in most situations.

>>36732481
Nah, Kazuma would be somewhere in the middle at best. He chickens out or does halfassed "maybe if I do this she'll jump on my dick" kind of shit whenever he gets an actual chance.

Arararararagi or subaru, but maybe I'm just picking favorites. Im leaning more toward a diluted subaru though, because subaru when from complete whiny beta bitchboi to a pretty alpha male who got that harufuerufu pussy wet as hell, even got a lap pillow twice. Fell like im on the path out of betadom.

>Shinji
>not alpha

The guy that made this just watched like 3 EVA episodes

Araragi isn't anything but alpha though. Literally gets all the bitches, and makes a loli fall in love with him so much she turns into a god/halfgod out of jealousy. Not to mention his living onahole shinobu, thicc tittycat, disgusting STD crab, tomboy monkey and BEST GIRL hachikuji. Araragi gets alot of pussy.