>tfw normies sit next to you and then complain something smells bad

What's that smell? I think it's coming from this thread.

Take a shower stinky pants

>>36729324
go shower you fucking degenerate

>>36729385
>>36729349
Shower won't fix the stinky hanky panky. The only thing you can do is nothing. If you walk away they will KNOW the smell came from you. If you stay there's a chance they'll know but that's only an 80% chance. Just go to restroom and wipe your ass raw even if your ass is clean. It's a punishment. Teach yourself a lesson. Also bring mints and deodorant. Stay away from dairy or wheat you could have IBS. You could pay a doctor $600 to test if you have TMAU.

if you arent ever in public then you wont have to worry about it

>tfw work is really physical
>no matter how much I wipe, after a days work, I have shit stains all over my pants from all the sweat from my anus
>end up creating a rancid smell halfway through my shift
>been looking for a solution for over a year, but I've found nothing

>>36729324
Stop cumming on yourself