Some MK Ultra shit

Get naked as soon as the acid hits. Make her get naked too. Then run around naked in the nature reserve and fuck like deers.

Everyone knows you can't get pregnant on acid so you don't need a condom. (total lie)

>>36728824
A mutual friend will be there too, do i need him naked too? not worried about pregnancy, she has this metal birth control rod in her arm.

Your plan already pretty much covers the bases. Acid is a life changing experience, and at the end of it you and her will have exposed your true egos to eachother, you'll be attached in the most gayest spiritual sense possible

>>36728943
this was my plan Junior year, but I hesitated too much and someone else showed her interest. I should had down this three years ago. the complicated thing is that she lives with her boyfriend's family.

>>36728938
He needs to take a long walk. For like a few days. He's got stuff to do, doesn't he? *wink wink nudge nudge*

>"O-oh y-yeah of course Anon. I have to practice... uhh.. fishing. Yeah".

^Something like that.

>>36728759
How dare you disgrace a lady for something she has no control over. Her genetics. If I were to ever hear anyone disgrace a fine lady like this near me I would cut them down on the spot with my real replica Zanpakuto Katana. I'm sure she would immediately see what a real man is (especially due to my sense of dress and real wool fedora) and come with me to my home. Where I would treat her like a gentlesir and feed her chocolate strawberries and homemade ham & swiss hotpockets.