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I'm a 19 year old NEET how do I get laid?

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Here's my stats:
>6/10 face
>5'10"
>very skinny
>smart
>5.7 inch dick
>I usually spend my time reading books and hanging with my one close friend that lives in my neighbourhood
>either walk to the woods with him or get drunk
>no real hobbies (unless you count reading)
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>>36728428
nigga how would we know
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>>36728428
>>no real hobbies (unless you count reading)
reading is a real hobby, mate
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>>36728454
I just wanna know how someone gets laid

I'm not bad looking or stupid.

How the hell is it so hard?

I don't wanna be a 20 yo virgin
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>>36728428
go outside and never post here agian.
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>>36728428
Kinda similar:

>4/10
>5'10''
>not that skinny anymore, muscles are showing more
>lift almost every day
>like to play basketball, tennis, soccer sometimes
>like to play video games
>dick is almost 6 in
>ig im pretty smart, good grades and shit

Main con is that I have really dark skin and I'm still on the skinny side.
What do?
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>>36728604
Whys your face 4/10?

What bad features have you got?
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>>36728428
Cmon guys help a brother out.

I gave you guys that sexy as fuck picture
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>>36728515
>make at least 80k/yr + own a house and car
>be 10/10
>talk to women

that's literally all there is to it
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>>36729146
Might give this a go and see if it works out
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>>36728428
Well one of the times I had sex was during beach week after graduating High School. I asked one of the girls if she wanted to go upstairs and fool around and she said yes so we went upstairs and I fucked her. It was pretty simple actually.
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>>36729099
You came to a place with other neets/virgins. Do you really fucking expect advice? Go to /soc/ for normie advice, that's what you want.

By the way, their advice is shit too so have fun.
>just beeeee yourself
>"just talk to them, it's what I do"
>"just use a dating app, it's easy."
There I even saved you the time.
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>>36728428
>grow three inches
>get buff
>get a bigger dick
>stop going on creepy woods dates with your gay best friend.
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>>36728604
By really dark skin do you mean black or really tan?
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>>36728428
fuck your close friend
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>>36729873
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