*teleports behind you* Let's say we finish this now, eh kid?

>>36727953
*teleports above*

wasn't expecting that were you

*places seal on back*

>>36728030
Turns out it was just a wood clone.
>bursts out of the ground below you
Gotcha!
>uses forbidden jutsu

>>36728104
*smash cut to reveal you have been inside my mangekyou sharingan the whole time *
>you thought you could beat me?
>not while I have these eyes

>>36728104
Suddenly the sky turns fucking red

Moon turns into a red and black eye

From the distance you hear "heheheheh"

"You've been under my genjutsu all along..."

"You think you know pain... Suffering... You know nothing at all..."

Hello Gentlemen.

*takes katana*
Let's play...

Bends over and grits teeth in anticipation of the glorious double fisting!

I didn't want to do this but...
*teleports*
*behind*
*you*
It was over when you were born.

Damned humans... Hahahaha... You're all just so interesting... People are just my playthings...

There is no Santa, no Easter Bunny, and no God... Just me and you, kid. And I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.

*calls the police*