I'm a neet virgin living with my parents. How do I get a girl?

Buy an escort faggot

>>36725741
Get a jawb

>>36725770
not OP but don't they demand references now?

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>>36725741
Money and power memes

>>36725864
>buying escorts
>Thinking escorts will require references to fuck them
You are a dumb fuck

>>36725741
Girls should be the least of your problems right now, buddy. You need to focus on getting your life back on track.
Sex changes nothing. You will get laid and remain the same cynical, antisocial bastard you are now. It does not transform you into a new man who loves life, as much as you'd like to believe that.

Get a job. Move out. Start a career. Then having a family of your own will follow.
But you have to start at being independent before you can get to all that. Those are locked characters for you.

Try a dating site.
There's a shit ton of girls on them looking for all kinds of relationships.

>>36725864
>references
They're literally prostitutes, they're not going to check your credit score. Just pay her and fuck.

>>36725950
>jobs, family, responsibility
>loving life
these things are incompatible. When I was wagecucking my fellow wagecucks told me so at every opportunity. Every one of them bitched about the wife and kids at home and having to work and stress so much to pay their bills.

>>36725741
You have your mother.

>>36725741
I think sex is nothing special and feels like nothing special.
Life style inflation makes sure you never enjoy anything for long. Not even sex.
That's the reason even rich people are always craving more of something

>>36725953
>There's a shit ton of girls on them looking for all kinds of relationships.

that don't include anon.

>>36725741
I'm just like you, a loser NEET living with my parents. I met a girl here. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I don't know what to tell you, anon, just ask me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA6YdABmSDY

>>36726006
You will hate life regardless. Spend it alone and dependent on your parents, or spend it with a job and family you hate.
Humans are born to hate their lives and then die. That's just how it is. There is no way to spend a life that feels "worth it."