Hi welcome to McDonalds, what can I get for you today?

don't really eat this but I like their artisan grilled chicken sandwiches

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can I get a whooper with garlic bread.

>>36725566
For me it would be the mcchicken

I'll have two fish fillet sandwiches with no tartar sauce please.

McNiggers

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got any of that szechuan mcnugget sauce?

To this day I've never used the drive-thru and always go the counter to talk face to face. I think he comes from a childhood phobia of answering the phone and talking to voice I can't see the face of.

>>36725566
>Hi welcome to McDonalds, what can I get for you today?
Large fries and a glass of water

>>36725566
I'll take a spicy mcchicken, a cheeseburger, and some chicken mcnuggets with barbeque sauce please.

two mcchickens, medium fry and a medium mocha frappe WAGEKEK FAGGOT FUCK YOU

>>36725566
Can I get two large black dicks with nigger semen on the side?

I'll have my usual, thanks.

>Large Bacontasty, extra bacon and cheese
>Large Fries with extra salt
>Large Vanilla Milkshake
>2 Apple Pies
>1 Creme Egg McFlurry
>Box of 20 nuggets

That's all, thanks.

>>36725566
Is it a large big mac meal or a big mac meal - large

Uh I'll have a burger and water and nuggets to dip in the water. Thanks and salt

2 number nines, a number ninelarge, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, 2 number 45's, one with cheese and alargesoda

>>36725566

>I'd like a McGangBang
i beg your pardon
>yes a mc gang bang
i'm sorry i
>what you don't have the hidden menu
...
>it's 2 mcchicken and 2 grilled onion cheddars sandwiched together please.

... pull right ahead we'll have your order at the next drive thru window

>thanks senpai

>>36725743
if my stomach were twice its size, i would be right fucking with ya. good taste.

>>36725869
thanks lad, i work at mcdonalds so i eat a lot of it

>>36725566
>20 nuggets for 5 dollar
wtf
4 here costs 2.5 dollar

>>36725743
How many calories are originally in this?

You bots can believe what you want, but I couldn't eat this and I weigh 405 pounds. I know for sure even some skinnyfat anons could eat that much, but I'm more of a little food for a long time kind of guy rather than a lot of food for a little time.

Crispy chicken sandwich, no mayo, a large fry, and a large mango smoothie for the drink. Then when I got to the window I'd ask for some ranch for the sandwich. Now I'm hungry.

>>36725952
A good 3 - 4 thousand calories.

>Yeah, um, hi. I'd like 4 cheeseburger plain pls. That's it.

Yeah lemme get the uhhhh large Big Mac menu with An uhhhhhhhhhhhh coke and a packet of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ketchup.

Well, for me it would be the McChicken, the best burger.

>>36725668
drive tru is much faster

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>*psh* Hey white boi you sound funny, come an order yo shit inside so we can get a good laugh at you aight?
*various chimpanzee laughter in background*

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>>36725566
I'd like two number 9's;; a number 9 large; a number 6, extra dip; a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

and a happy meal toy

I really like this thread OP. Reminds me of being like 10 years old and going to the drive-thru at McDonalds with my mother. My parents had just divorced, my brother had been kicked out for being abusive, my sister had moved away, so it was just me and my depressed mother in the house. She'd still take me to soccer practice and afterwards she'd buy me a Big Mac meal with coca cola. Often we'd sit in the waiting bay while it poured with rain until the staff member brought the meal out. I can't remember any one specific visit to McDonalds but just that memory of sitting there while the voice in the machine asked what we wanted and how my mother would often get it wrong or ask me hurriedly to remind her what I wanted. She was such a good mother. I can't imagine the pain she was going through at the time. I'd get home and watch Robot Wars and The Simpsons alone in this huge living room where all the furniture had been removed. My mother would be packing things up or talking to the solicitor on the phone etc. Fucking sad days. She ended her life last November but I'm not angry at her any more. I still have her long dumb ass letter she wrote apologizing for being a terrible mother and for not guiding me more in life. I work in fucking Walmart with a bunch of kids almost half my age and I'm pathetic as shit but holy fuck do I love and respect my mom. I love you more than ever.

>>36726114
>imgur pepe
Kys

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>>36726114
Will they give you a happy meal toy if you ask?

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>>36726148
I have a feeling this is pasta but y-you're welcome for the thread anon

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>>36726151
probably been browsing this piece of shit board longer than you have

>>36726196
McDonalds worker here, we charge one pound for a happy meal toy

>>36726196
Only true robots collect every toy in the happy meal sets. Vid related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzA_htI2f1o

>>36726225
Le upboated
Gilded

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>>36725903
so at last my hypothesis about the best mcdonalds food is confirmed by the emporium's staff itself. I knew it all along.

feelio when your fries aren't salted properly/at all

>>36725566
I'll have 1 hamburger royale, 1 big mac, 1 large fries with mayo, 1 large coca cola and 2 cheeseburgers please.

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one angus beef burger
one medium fries
one mcflurry oreo w/ caramel sauce

>>36726249
That video is awesome

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>>36725566
One Big Mac,a Sprite and a portion of fries,pls.

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know where the nearest wendy's is?

Big Mac menu, upsized fries and soda, diet coke, hold the ice.

Just a free glass of water thanks :^)

One medium big mac menu, the big mac without pickles, a sprite plus mayo. Add one pouch of sweet&sour sauce and one mckroket

>>36725566
what the fuck is this weird fast food turf war happening on our soil