Well, today's the day...

>>36725095
Please for the love of god tell me you're trolling

>>36725095
Tell her? If she's too dumb to google something, why would you even want to meet her?

>>36725095
Go to the doctor first and get it fixed

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Did you put your dick in a blender or what?

>>36725095
what the fuck is that OP
have you seen a doctor

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>>36725095


what the fuck is that?

oregano31331

>>36725095
why is it furry
pics plez

>>36725095
>we're supposed to crunchyroll and chill

You fags are insufferable

>tfw no dick crystals

It's not a serious medical condition, its penile papules, but mine looks wicked gross. I just don't want her to think I have cancer. Halp guys, I'm a virgin, I need this bad!

>>36725210
get fucking surgery and fast

>>36725095
This is what you get for not having a circumcision

>>36725210
just tell her you have a genital deformation
mine are really sensitive and small, so thats not a too big of a problem i guess

>>36725095
get her drunk af? she probably wouldn't notice.

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>>36725095
>>36725210
go to the doctors and get a damn surgery

failing that, buy a dark coloured condom instead of a clear one and put it on out of her sight

>>36725210
show us a picture? PPP can be not a huge aesthetic issue but if it legitimately looks like the picture you posted she WILL NOT want to touch it

>>36725277
>get her drunk

You're creepy af

>>36725290
>buy a dark coloured condom instead of a clear one and put it on out of her sight
actually probably the smartest idea that's been posted. ur best bet OP

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>>36725095
Just watch Akira or similar first. It'll make it funny to break the ice/hymen.

>>36725210
>Studies suggest that it occurs more often on younger men and those who have not been circumcised.[4] One study found them in 33.3% of males who had not been circumcised and in 7.1% of circumcised males.[3]

You should hate your parents for being fucking hippies

>>36725322
what if she wanted to give OP a bbbj?

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>>36725095
apparently OP pic got it fixed with cryotherapy

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I myself have penile papules, but are unnoticeable (at least I think, no one has ever seen it other than me). Just now I looked it up, there are creams that should help, (3p gel). Unless you can wait, you're fucked. If she's cool, tell her it's not an STD nor is it bad at all.

>>36725403
STDs can be spread by oral sex too anon, it's not just about baby making

just make sure she doesn't offer a handjob

>>36725095
I just don't get why there's so many of you fucks with dicks that look like they got out into blenders.

How the fuck did you manage to shred your dick??

>>36725435
touching dicks is gross
make sure she doesn't volunteer for a handsfree cum session

>>36725447
It's penile pauples....

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>>36725413
pic also had genital warts, not papules

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>>36725333
>tfw part of the 7.1%

>>36725095
Man I have PPP but it's nothing compared to what you have. Are you sure those aren't genital warts or something ? PPPs are usually way smaller than this shit.

>>36725413
That gives me hope, sadly, I have no insurance. Any burgers here know if insurance even covers this?

>>36725095
Slap on a condom and she'll never know, if she wants to suck/fuck raw insist that you believe in safe sex. See doctor aswell something like that should be an easy fix with very minor surgery.

>>36725095
Before u got to sleep u gotta clean ur dick, get it dry with a towel and then apply toothpaste on the penile papules, just make sure you're not using too much toothpaste.

>>36725512
Is it possible to get warts without hpv? Can you get hpv if you're a virgin?

>>36725559
also wash it off with water in the morning, u gotta wash ur dick everyday with soap and water as well. Keep the skin dry too

Please post a picture of your cock, I know it probably sounds weird but this is like my biggest turn on and it's so hard to find new stuff.

>>36725544
i mean, cryotherapy for this supposedly costs about $250, but will slightly scar as can be seen and cause a bit of insensitivity. there's also some weird sci fi laser co2 radio wave options for $1000+

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Who else /FordyceSpots/ here?

I fucking hate them, completely harmless but I'm scared they are a complete turn off. Don't wanna spend money to laser them and I'm scared something could go wrong

>>36725601
Fuck no. I don't need some faggot anon jerking off to my deformed cock

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>>36725333
>One study found them in 33.3% of males who had not been circumcised and in 7.1% of circumcised males.

Gee, I wonder (((who))) could be behind this study.

Where's that anon with the broken dick from the cuck thread? He said he didnt want to show his cock because he didnt want to derail the thread. Now theres no excuse.

>>36725633
I'm no doctor, I have them and their scarier than PPP in my opinion (They legit look like an STD), and I'm hearing a lot of stories of it getting fixed, or something like that, with coconut oil?

>>36725633
compared to this OP shit fordyce spots are so okay

>>36725095
Looks like the sausage I shredded in my dad's shredder when I was 5 years old.

>>36725544
www .pearlypenile papulesguide.com/ surgical-removal .html
I don't know how accurate this is, but give it a read

>>36725633
>tfw fordyce spots, PPP and hair growing up to a third of my shaft.

I'll never get laid.

Can you feel from them or are they insensitive?

>>36725633
/fordyce/ reporting in, i don't care about them though cause it's not nearly as severe as OP's picture

>>36725775
They hurt like a mother fucker

>>36725210
Put a condom on before she notices

>>36725633
Actually I've noticed that a lot of people have fordyce spots, on this site at least. I don't think that they are a problem though, you just don't see them in porn.

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Who else /AESTHETIC PENIS/ here?

Those dick flakes are temporary. They fall off/wash off, don't fall for the circumcise trick.

>>36725885
>dont fall for the circumcision trick
Yeah, and doom yourself to perma virginity in America. Everyone knows in order to be Chad you have to be circumcised

>>36725095
A DRAGON PENIS!
With a condom on and the lights out she won't even know about it.

>>36725870
fordyce spots seriously don't bother people unless they're really really extreme

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>>36725936

Look at me play with my uncircumcised dick.

Doesn't it look fun?

>>36726028
I've legit have them turn into huge cycts on me. Popped the m'self. The release was incredible.

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>>36725095
And I used to think penor was bad...

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You have a ribbed dick anon.

You'll be fine, just turn the lights off.

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>>36725095

Just sand it off, send us a link to the vid

>>36725936
nice try silverstein

>>36725210
dude those are not penile papules, those things are tiny dots you have fucking barbs on your dick like a cat.

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What happens if she sucks your dick and they fall off in her mouth?

>>36726214
Yes they fucking are doctor anon. I get yearly physicals

>>36726187
oh real talk I actually have these as well. Mine are tiny and below the head of my cock but I remember being freaked out by them and I actually gathered up the courage to cut one off.

The agony it inflicted haunts me to this day. I've had my wrist fractured and it was heaven compared to what followed. You know how cuts in your mouth take longer to heal then a cut on your skin? Its like that but somehow even worse

>>36726309
>oh real talk I actually have these as well. Mine are tiny and below the head of my cock but I remember being freaked out by them and I actually gathered up the courage to cut one off.

ARE YOU FUCKING ME?!
this is what i did, it hurted like hell for a short time and l lost like one drop of blood but then i didnt continue

fuck

>>36725210

nigger you can not say stuff like this without showing us.

I've got psoriasis on my dick and around it
it's painful and itchy and women instantly call me a disgusting asshole when i tell them.

It's not a pleasant feel.

>>36725654
>(((who)))
>but m-muh jew conspiracies

get a fucking grip, it's medical knowledge.

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>>36725095
Don't say anything, if she looks at em weird/thinks they're an STD just pull up the definition on your phone. Girls already think dicks are weird/gross so dw faggot.

>>36725210
>penile papules
I have these as while they make my dick look like tentacle dick when i reach full hardness.

>>36725095
Your papules are out of control. Get rid of them

>>36725885
Uncircumcised here. I have papules but mine are just dots around the rim of the head

>>36725333
Yeah, so ? They are fucking harmless and don't look like OP's picture. You circumcision fetishists are truly pathetic, holy fuck. Not our fault your mommy decided to chop up your penis when you were little and now you can't even masturbate properly.

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>OP has a lizard dick

>>36725095
Dont let her suck it
Stay in the dark
Put on a condom
Stop taking sex advice from people who have never had sex

>>36725866
this

ORIGINALFFS

This is caused by HPV 6 or 11. condyloma acuminatum

>>36728855
You're in almost every other thread. I bet you're a woman.

>>36725290

Getting surgery on your penis for a cosmetic issue is a very stupid thing to do.

Surgery on the penis can fuck up the nerves there. It's a big risk.

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>>36730258

Dude, is that true?

I just thought he had a deformed dick.

>>36725210
>penile papules
this is beyond penile papules my dude this is a fucking mutation. cut off the dick and balls man it was over for you before it even started.

>>36725413
wouldnt call that fixed, just a different kind of fucked up gross dick any girl would run from

just pretend you have phimosis and can't stretch it back that far instead!

You should get off this board for getting Tinder matches.

>>36725633
as a person who has Fordyce Spots and was terrified of this before i lost my virginity, girls either dont notice or dont give a fuck after you tell them what it is and show them. Its gonna be alright

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>>36725095
get that shit removed


also get gaurdasil because that shit can spread even on your own body

>>36725095
my dick used to look just like this dude, beleive it or a not the girl actually thought it was cool, she was like, "awe it looks like your dick has angel wings teehee"

>>36732263
this, just tell her you have a dinosaur dick

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>>36732216
>vaginal worms and crustaceans are a fucking thing
Women were a mistake

Does your dick have scales like some kind of lizard?

>>36732263
That's a disgusting STD, you degenerate.

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>>36727420
>the jews don't love to steal as many foreskins as possible so they don't feel as awkward with a mutilated dried out dick, since everyone has it

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>>36730999
Yes this is true. Pic related. From lecture in med school

>>36733803
Also to add, please go see a doctor. They can help you with treatment to lessen the chance of spread to your partner

>>36725150
Me on the right of this fine pic

I have a mild form of penile papules and it's below the head. It's very sensitive and it gets to the point that I'd pick at it for the pleasure alone until this one night I actually pulled one off and I started bleeding for around 20 seconds. Thank fuck it wasn't a lot of blood but I didn't fap for another day

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>>36725333
Now that is complete bullshit. 1/3 yeah right, nice try (((Goldstein)))

>Don't listen to the jew, circumcision is a horrible decision to make for a baby.

>>36732033

It's still gross, but it's not *fucking horrifying* the way it was before. I could see a girl at least being able to tolerate it.

>>36725936
Uncut is now the norm in america, sorry to break the news to you. And girls prefer uncut because they are much more likely to have an orgasm than with a cut drydick.

>>36735587
i was still cut even though i was in intensive care for half a year
what did i do to deserve this

>>36725633
ive got em on my shaft, have sexed 2 grills, and neither complained

>>36735665
i saw some uncut fetishist 'grill' (probably fag) posting links and shit to natural foreskin restoration methods

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>>36725095
>Artist: Crunchyroll and Chill, featuring Dick Issues

>>36735965
oh, and on my scrote also

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>>36725333
>circumcision
Fuck off kike

>>36735665
shit really? my mom and dad didnt want me cicumcised and I was 2 months premature, so they didn't do it for medical reasons

>>36725095
Looks almost beautiful, like crystals. Then I remember it's human skin and am horrified again.

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>>36733803
Im scared of sex now, fuck that, im glad im a virgin