>be last year
>24
>live alone
>standing in my kitchen making popcorn at like 2 in the morning
>sliding glass door behind me that leads to backyard
>hear rustling in my yard
>look outside just in time to see something running towards me full speed
>dude crashes through my shitty sliding glass door and into my kitchen yelling
>almost have a fucking heart attack
>skinny guy obviously on crack in his late 40's with long greasy hair is now screaming and bleeding in broken glass on my kitchen floor
>run upstairs for my gun
>come back down and he's gone
>call the cops and they picked him up a block away
>literally picked him up cause he cut a vein on my glass door and bled out in the street
>mfw my popcorn burnt
>>36724403
>be me
>try adderall for the fuck of it about a year ago
>have experimented with a shitton of amphetamines and b2 agonists as well as cocaine since then
>trying crack next week
what am I in for fampais?
Lmao fucking drug addicts kill yourselves
>>36725100
You can smoke unlimited amounts of crack without getting addicted if you smoke it in a 1:1 proportion with meth.
>>36725194
sober existence as a robot is continual suffering
being a robot and not using drugs is fucking stupid
>>36724403
>be me
>go to SF through local transport
>walk the streets at night
>me and my friends try to go home
>find out local transport is unavailable and will only be available at 6 am
>have to stay in SF all fucking night
>2 am the crackheads come out
>just sitting down minding our own business
>crackhead woman runs up to us and sits next to us
>she asks us if she's ever heard of her because she was in a movie and she's an actress
>we decide to mess with her and say
>and say yeah we know you we've seen ur movies
>she says "you did" and has a confused look on he face and runs away
Tfw