>drink mass quantities of water
>pee alot
>pee often
>write down long long I pee for each time
>mentally keep track of how much force is exerted each time I pee
>pee log is almost full
>peed 8 times today and am still drinking
It's like im a pee scientist or something.
I feel super cool. I feel like I'd be way cooler though if I had a benis to pee through instead, though. I heard you can pee harder if you're like that.
>>36723649
why don't you pee on me miss pee scientist??
>>36723666
Satan getting peed on is gross, don't you know that
>>36723692
no, it's cute, what are you talking about
pls
>>36723692
I think I'll be the normal one and ask this instead. You got a bf, Anon?
>>36723649
are you using a stopwatch?
are you peeing into containers that measure in mL?
you could probably break down force mathematically if you have those two accurate measurements
>>36723649
You know you can drink too much water...
Can I be your bf and I can time you and help you keep the log?
Does holding in your pee ever turn you on? Sometimes when I have to go really bad I get hard and imagine peeing outside so people can watch me. I do it sometimes at night and it only gets me harder. Sometimes when I'm in the shower and have to pee I'll hold it for as long as I can then hold my benis up and see if I can reach my face with my pee but then chicken out at the last second.
Hah! Keep pissing your life away, slave
Dude, I'm sorry.
Did you get your pee pee cut off during mutilation process? I'm really sorry. Fuck jews man.
Be a penis doctor or gynecologist. Get paid 250k a year to study pee patterns and help others pee good.
>>36724326
He has to get his peeHD before he makes that kind of money.