Fake horror: A scary clown pops out of the closet and screams at you.
Real horror: When you try to fart and the diarretic shitpaste makes it out of your anus and at least as far as the butt cheeks before you realize it's a solid and now you aren't sure whether it's going to make it to your pants or not and the toilet is on another floor of the house.
>>36722982
I had that happen to me in public
>>36722982
This can't be made up. This must be real story.
>>36723139
True stories like this are happening across this great nation every day.
>>36723334
What a time to be alive
originarioo
Shitting your pants? That's horror for you? Have you ever felt the sheer abject terror of having to demo a product you barely know anything about (because the person who was supposed to do it got suddenly sick) before an ensemble of international investors who will decide the future of the company you work for? That's horror.
>>36722982
>saying ''Y-You too'' twice in the same conversation with the guy who'll decide wether or not I can keep my job