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>My hair line at 19

>I'm also 5'7

I want to kill myself but I'm so pathetic I can't do it.

What do I do?
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>>36719148
Get on Fin now and safe up for a hair transplant.
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>>36719148
>I'm so pathetic I can't do it
Just fucking JUMP, it's not hard, retard.

Also when will manlets finally learn?
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>>36719148
just start taking finasteride
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>>36719148
5'7 is not that small. its average
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>>36719229
Maybe in Thailand.
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>>36719148
Atleast you have good facial hair right? Otherwise you're fucked m8.
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What's pathetic is caring so much about height and looks. I feel like you can't be a robot if you care so much about something that is only valuable for social status.
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>>36719249
it's slightly below. Move to Thailand if you want to. Or just kill yourself over such a dumb reason you pathetic faggot
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>>36719255

It's coming in but I knew people who had adult facial hair at 16.

Tbh I might do weight lifting but I strongly doubt that it will cure my inner beta.

Tfw I should have been aborted.
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>>36719278

I want to have a normal life and get laid dumbass. I don't even want a 10/10 girl I'd settle for a 4 or lower but nothing comes my way and I can't talk to women.

I just try to talk to them like I do to other people but I still come off as awkward and uninteresting.
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Hair loss is inevitable because of genetic factors. Born again.Women hate baldness.
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My little brother has a hairline like that, he's also 5'4" and a bit overweight as well as being terribly shy and self consious. You know what he started doing with his life? Becoming an electrical engineer. I have a normal hairline, am 5'5" have crippling psychosis and ptsd. You want to know what I'm going to do with my life? Fucking feel with you dude. I want to die every day I don't die.
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>killing yourself because of MUH HAIR

wow, when did hair become the most important aspect of your life?
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>>36719407
You're also gay. Go ahead, nobody will miss you.
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>>36719438

When it stopped me getting laid.
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>>36719148
Just shave it faggot. Most women don't care about your homosex hair
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>>36719353
>can't talk to women
That's the problem to focus on not your hairline
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>>36719566

Hairline certainly doesn't help though.
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>>36719497
>He fell for the sex meme

Top kek
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>>36719553

I'm going to but I think I don't have the head for it.

Tbh I'll look worse than egghead
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>>36719614
Then shave it. Look more manly get more confident. At the very least the loss of your crutch will force you to stop blaming your hairline
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>>36719636
Na it's still better to look like moby than a paedophile
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>>36719635

>sex meme

It's not a meme it's the objective meaning of life, plus is it wrong to wanna be loved?
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>>36719645
True that. Plus once you start banging a woman, she'll nag you into improving yourself until all those poisonous robotic tendacies melt away
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>>36719229
>5'7
>not that small

Nice try manlet
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>>36719148
What do op.
>Dress like a wise guy
>Act like a wise guy
>Become a wise guy
>Look for other wiseguys
Go with it op
Buy some pomade slick your hair back and accept it.
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>>36719680
Better a manlet than a lanky streak of piss like you. Your Tits are horrendous
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>>36719707
Na skinhead it and dress like one of those soul singers from the 70s
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>>36719723
t. angry manlet.
How does it feel to be the height of a child?
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>>36719741
Better than how it feels to be a 6foot virgin
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>>36719676

Exactly

Fucking oregano word filter
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>>36719453
Pft miss me? Nah man, but being homophobic is really uncool. That upset me.
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>>36719680

Op here, I'm 5'7, and I approve this message.

I would do anything to be a lanklet, better tall than short.
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>>36719852
I think there is some closetry afoot with that bloke
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>>36719861
Better invest in some stilts then my short brother
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how can you be balding at 19, what the fuck is wrong with you?

tfw 21 and full head of hair
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>>36719885

Nah I'll invest in some rope instead so I could fucking kill myself.
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>>36719920
Great achievement there buddy
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>>36719920

Probably chance genetics. It's actually quite pathetic.
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>>36719861
It wouldn't change your virginity status.
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>>36719960
Well either do it or don't. Fuck do I care
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>tfw hair so thick I have to get it cut twice monthly or I look like shit
This is too expensive. I never asked for this.
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>>36719970
>>36719980
it's alright guys i wont think any less of you for being bald

i wish i could give you some of my hair then you might stop being so mad
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>>36719995

Maybe so but I'd feel better.
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>nw2 at 18
>still nw2 at 27

what is god's plan for me
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>>36720055
Its OK gingers disgust me anyway
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>>36719148
>>My hair line at 19
that's fine, all you have to do is get /fit/ then yo-
>>I'm also 5'7

wow a true manlet, you're fucked m8. you're only option now is to go gay, guys aren't as picky about height and hair
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>>36720055
>>36719980

I wasn't mad I was just stating the obvious, I thought I made myself clear.
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>>36719353
>07
You're pathetic

>waaaa I wanna Stick my dick in a vagina
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>>36719497
Pathetic failed normie Who wants sex because of peer pressure
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>>36719645
>it's The objective meaning of life


Grow a brain you retard
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>>36720078

>only option

I have and am currently, considering suicide.
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>>36720119
No doubt about it. Coming in a ladies vagina is the closest anyone ever gets too god
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>>36720078
Lanklet bitter virgin detected. You sound closeted gay too.
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>>36720101

Are you making fun of my urge to fuck? That is by far the most normal and healthy thing about me.
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>>36720087
stop acting like your not mad i can sense the rage burning inside you


>>36720073
girls would rather date gingers than some ugly bald guy with no hair

you should probably just end yourself
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>>36720146
Pathetic retard, it's just like masturvaiting but you Don't in a flesh hole, you're clearly a Virgin, sex is Not like taking heroine
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>>36720119

Peer pressure? No I just want to be happy, and sadly it seems like a lady's vag is the only thing can make me feel happy.
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>>36720168
Ugly bald definitely beats ugly ginger. Ugly bald is manly. Ugly ginger is attractive as a Downs syndrome child swimming in vinegar
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>>36720183
Why would it make you happy?
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>>36720176
You obviously have been having shit sex then. I never said it was like heroin but at least it confirms you function as a human
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>>36720185
ginger hair is a rarity and that makes us special meanwhile bald is a form of shitty genes and just an ugly sight that will make girls avoid you
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>>36720168

No I'm mad, but my statement was "mad" and I'm not mad at you (mainly because you're some fuck on the internet)

BUT, I am mad at god for being a cheeky cunt.
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>>36720209
Yeah

>it all confirms you function as a human

Again, you're a pathetic slave to peer pressure, The definition of a normie
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>>36720203

Because I get to grab her tits and empty my balls inside her.

Why does anything make anyone happy?
Are you unaware of the concept of free will the subjective human experience?
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>>36720211
Some girls yes, but other girls like manly men. A girl that wants ginger children is obviously mentally ill
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>>36720078
Gays are even pickier than women m8
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>>36720235
I'd rather be a happy normie than a sad superior robot
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>>36720242
Kek deluded pinhead
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>>36720246
Yeah but they also fuck around so much they like a more varied bunch of partners
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>>36720261
As if a gingers opinion counts for anything
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>>36719680
I'm am 6'1 I just wanted to cheer Op up
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>>36720301

Good for you, I hope you grow even taller until your heart is no longer able to pump blood in your system and you suffocate to death.
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>>36720301
Bullshit you ankle biting humunculus. You're basically Phil from hercules
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>>36720326
Fuck you you midgey tinpot
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>>36720352

Sure, that's what this is all about
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>>36720381
Well take me out for a nice dinner and you might be able to press your luck
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>>36719148
mine is kinda like that too

i am 19 and 6'5, don't really care if i go bald but i guess i would prefer to keep my hair until i'm at least 30
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>>36720395

I wanted to write something to reply but everything I thought of came off as gay, I'll just give this picture of Kermit the frog with an iluminati eye in his mouth, take it as you may.
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>>36720444
No, you'll be the one taking it. I'm a giver not a taker
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>>36720415
No one would be able to see unless they were in a helicopter
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>>36720415
to add onto this post, finasteride is a big ol meme

i know someone in real life who took it and his skin started to blister and sag, pretty unfortunate
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>>36720487
No you didn't you lying sack of shit
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>>36720496
didn't what?
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>>36720506
Didn't know anybody
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>>36720519
i know all sorts of people, bud

not quite sure what you meant by this
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>>36720526
I mean you're Billy bullshit. You know no one. Your story is preposterous and youre a waste of human skin
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>>36720803
oh, i guess you're on finasteride and don't want to know the facts

keep living in lala land, hairlet
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>>36720472

I ment take that meme as you may. It wasn't gay innuendo. But whatever I guess you like put your wiener into dirty poo holes.
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>>36720828
I shave it faggot. I don't need your fake anacdotes and made up drugs
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>>36720845
that's the spirit!

origanlsiashfdgo
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>>36720829
Il do anything for a good steak
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I'm done with this thread it got boring. I guess I'll go back to being a bald Manley in solitude.

At least I'm not black.
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>>36720864
Being American is not much better
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>tfw hair so fluffy and stiff it looks like a lion's mane

I only ever shave my head, considering again but everytime I do it I regret it a bit.
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>Tfw 21 and have a less severe Henry Cavill hairline, it still looks good when I brush my hair up.
>Tfw older brother has a perfect hairline but is a massive kissless weeb robot.
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>>36720415
If it looks like that at 19, you're gonna be rocking the horshoe at 30 bud
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>Ashton Kutcher used to be balding
>he still has hair without a transplant

There's hope right?
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>Be grown ass man now, 23 years old
>Come back to /r9k/ after 5 years of no 4chan
>Still manipulating teenagers with low self esteem to try and kill themselves
>Muh height, muh dick, muh looks, muh gf, muh virgin

It's funnier when you tell them they're being faggots, but their narcissistic teenage hormones literally don't allow them to believe anything but their own bullshit. Well, little faggots, if you don't kill yourself like a pitiful sack of shit by the time you're 20, maturity will hit you and you'll stop being such a whiny little faggot.

Than again, I never had oneitis, I never had stalker-ish obsessions with women, and I never cared about anything when I was your ages. So who knows, you guys might just be faggots and I might just be the type of guy who deals with his shit instead of sulking and driving themselves to suicide because one of a few billion of a species that's eating themselves from the inside didn't like me.
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>>36719773

Holy fucking shit, rekt
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>>36719148

>on fin for almost a year
>still receding

Seriously considering the Dutasteride nuclear option, I don't need a libido anyway.
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Yeah your life is fucked. You're only two inches below average height but women will never like you.
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>beautiful hair
>start balding
>start taking fin
>i go limp a LOT faster but i also jerk off on average like 5 times a day and can jerk off like 10 times so there is no real problem
>crown regrown
>hair gets thicker
>past forward today
>my dick seems more bend and kinda have a hourglass shape

wtf bros
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You might as well kys considering you feel the need to die because of your hair and height.
Help cleanse the gene pool by getting rid of your retarded ass.
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>>36719148
>22
>no receding hairline
>187cm
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>>36720828
they probably also took minoxidil which contains things like alcohol which can age the skin
still, unlikely. i mean side effects can happen but ive never heard about skin related stuff and you seen multiple people experiencing?
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