Why do birds exist?

>>36715545
>Why do birds exist?
I am not sure. They are not very important.

>>36715545
Why do humans exist?
Why do dogs exist?
Why do cats, elephants, rats, snails, or frogs exist?

The answer to all of these is that through the course of millions upon millions of years, creatures with high survival rates and useful mutations became the species we know today.

Why does life exist?

>>36715545
to steal your chippies

To make my yard appear livelier and to please me with their song.

To make us jealous

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BAVI desu

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Honestly, birds just aren't that important. I wouldn't give one the time of day.

But what are birds?

>other countries get songbirds
>they make pleasant noises
>live in Australia
>our birds just scream belligerently

>>36715809
magpie song is top tier

>>36715761
They are the Dinosaurs decedents

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first we need to determine, what are birds?

>>36715545
Small dinosaurs needed proto-feathers to run up trees, the ones with better feathers escaped and reproducd, the rest is history.

>>36715830
That's true, I forgot about them.

It almost makes up for them divebombing my head

>>36715809
>what is a kookaburra
yo fuck you

>>36715860
That shit is terrifying.

If I didn't know what was making that noise, I'd be fucking terrified.

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>>36715809
these cunts even look autistic

>>36715761
Feathered bipeds.

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>you will never fall asleep to chirping crickets and wake up to chirping birds
Being a cityfag sucks

>>36716603
>wake up to birds singing outside of my window
Being a townfag is pretty comfy.

I think they were unleashed by lucifer

i have Ornithophobia

especially for crows theyre like the devil if i see one outside like theyre gonna land on my head and attack me

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Geese need to be gassed, those fucking things can start squawking any hour of the day and literally shit up the place.

Not surprised it's called the Canada Goose.

>>36715545
Plymouth by any chance? Fucking evil gulls there.

>>36715545
Seagulls are shit just like raccoons and mice are shit.
But most birds are very qt.

To make me feel envious that I can't just spread my arms and soar into the air whenever I want.

>>36715545
Because dinosaurs