>sisters friend woke up to me masturbating over her >screamed

>>36715386
This for real
We all have fetishes but this is too far mate.
You might wanna get prepared for being forced to move out

Why didn't it end up in a threesome like on Brazzers?

there's no way this happened. even in another universe, there's just no way

>>36715386
Please be real, this is way too good

>>36715386
How old is she?
How old are you?
Why is this still not original

>>36715386
>You never did that.
>You wouldn't do something like that.
>"T-they were just dreaming!!"
>"I wasn't masturbating are crazy? I was just looking for a spare phone charger and scratching my balls"
>"Ha you think I was masturbating... but I'm really gay!"

You've got ways out of this Anon. Deny deny deny.

why are frogposters so fucking dumb and useless

>>36715386
You're not supposed to spent 2 minutes jerking on top of them. Pregame in your room then finish on her hair.

It's too late for you now, but really, didn't you think this through at all?

that is seriously fucked up bro. if you ever act on impulses like this you need to go for a time out at the jail and catch a cho mo charge. i'm sorry but seriously. this type of thing can seriously damage a persons sense of purity and is a defilement of humanity. Seek help through counseling before your condition progresses. wishing you all the best though

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>>36716202

Just act like it was a dream, maybe suggest your sister was on drugs or something (only if you feel it's necessary you know)

>>36716264
>>36716202
>MERELY PRETENDING

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>>36715386
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE RESPONDING TO THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY OR AT ALL WHAT THE FUCK GO BACK

>>36716264
Normies love (((Buzzfeed))) clickbait lists.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/carolinekee/sleep-paralysis-is-scary-af?utm_term=.lhErYgwLx#.kxjQ7ybeJ

It was sleep paralysis! They were having a shared waking nightmare seeing things that weren't really there. Plus you'd never masturbate. That's a sin against Jesus!

>>36715386
i would've done the same if i had an older jap cutie sister. also go for the dream